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Ex-FIL Update (1 Viewer)

Soulfly3

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I've stayed fairly quiet about my "Father In Law" lately, with good reason. He and his daughter are no longer in my life.

The ex and I had somewhat of a rough breakup, but we smoothed things over fairly quickly. We don't speak or communicate much, but that's how we wanted to leave it.

As for the "FIL", I felt as though I should stop by his place and just have a short chat with him and say my thanks to his wife (who was always good with me), and say a respectful adios to him as well. So that's what I did.

Didn't call, and just drove by, fully expecting the both of them to be home.. At least the old man would for sure (for reasons I touched on in the other thread). They were both home.

The mom teared up and did what moms do... Tried to talk to me into working things out and sticking with it, but I told her it was very unlikely. The old man stayed pretty quiet. Poured me a drink and just stuck with that for the most part.

As I prepared to leave the old man followed me to the door, and walked with me to my car. Figured he was just seeing me off, and maybe give me a last few words... And he did. He told me he'd be stopping by in the coming days to pick up something he left around my house.

I asked him what/where it was, and he said he'd just come get it.

Now, I know for a damn fact he's rarely ever been to my house, and secondly he's never brought anything to me. Nor have I borrowed anything. I'm freaking the #### out about what he's talking about. I've mentioned in the past that he was a bad dude years back. He has been much better behaved these days, but this sounded ominous as #### to me.

Been searching high and low looking for a handgun or drugs or something... Every scenario going thru my head. Did he plant something and now he's gonna call the police? Was he just hiding something? Did he actually leave something of his and Im overreacting like a madman?

I hate this POS so much

 
Fantastic. FAN ####### TASTIC. A master wordsmith, a spinner of yarns, a teller of barbs. You sir, are a treasure.

 
Sweet. Please set up a hidden camera. May help with the litigation to follow as well.

Also, practice your "scream like a little ##### for mercy" move too.

 
Are you physically afraid of this man? What reason would he have to hurt you?

 
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Are you physically afraid of this man? What reason would he have to hurt you?
Yes. Ive mentioned he was a bad man.

Dont think he will hurt me though. No reason to. But he could, Im sure.

eta: while I laughed at the mention, I never hit her, unless it was my peen slapping off her cheek. which she yelled at me for

 
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Are you physically afraid of this man? What reason would he have to hurt you?
Yes. Ive mentioned he was a bad man.

Dont think he will hurt me though. No reason to. But he could, Im sure.

eta: while I laughed at the mention, I never hit her, unless it was my peen slapping off her cheek. which she yelled at me for
It doesn't really matter what you did; it's what she told her parents you did.

 
Are you physically afraid of this man? What reason would he have to hurt you?
Yes. Ive mentioned he was a bad man.

Dont think he will hurt me though. No reason to. But he could, Im sure.

eta: while I laughed at the mention, I never hit her, unless it was my peen slapping off her cheek. which she yelled at me for
It doesn't really matter what you did; it's what she told her parents you did.
I'm sure it's possible she's said something entirely untrue to them, but I'm 99.9% sure she hasn't. Her best quality was her lack of vindictiveness.

To a fault, even

 
Are you physically afraid of this man? What reason would he have to hurt you?
Yes. Ive mentioned he was a bad man.

Dont think he will hurt me though. No reason to. But he could, Im sure.

eta: while I laughed at the mention, I never hit her, unless it was my peen slapping off her cheek. which she yelled at me for
What kind of a bad man?

 
Are you physically afraid of this man? What reason would he have to hurt you?
Yes. Ive mentioned he was a bad man.

Dont think he will hurt me though. No reason to. But he could, Im sure.

eta: while I laughed at the mention, I never hit her, unless it was my peen slapping off her cheek. which she yelled at me for
What kind of a bad man?
sold a lot of dope. beat a lot of folks' heads in. god knows what else... that was early on though... became "hands off" later on - was more of a suit

has apparently been "out of the game" for a while now.

 
Are you physically afraid of this man? What reason would he have to hurt you?
Yes. Ive mentioned he was a bad man.

Dont think he will hurt me though. No reason to. But he could, Im sure.

eta: while I laughed at the mention, I never hit her, unless it was my peen slapping off her cheek. which she yelled at me for
What kind of a bad man?
sold a lot of dope. beat a lot of folks' heads in. god knows what else... that was early on though... became "hands off" later on - was more of a suit

has apparently been "out of the game" for a while now.
Dope? Whats his number?

 
Are you physically afraid of this man? What reason would he have to hurt you?
Yes. Ive mentioned he was a bad man.

Dont think he will hurt me though. No reason to. But he could, Im sure.

eta: while I laughed at the mention, I never hit her, unless it was my peen slapping off her cheek. which she yelled at me for
It doesn't really matter what you did; it's what she told her parents you did.
We already know she didn't say it was some brutal beating by mom's reaction. That doesn't mean it wasn't a brutal beating, but like you said it's what she told them as far as this situation.

 
:lol:

Im actually laughing at how I somehow progressed into a woman beater in 18 posts. The FFA is the cat's ###

 
Are you physically afraid of this man? What reason would he have to hurt you?
Yes. Ive mentioned he was a bad man.

Dont think he will hurt me though. No reason to. But he could, Im sure.

eta: while I laughed at the mention, I never hit her, unless it was my peen slapping off her cheek. which she yelled at me for
What kind of a bad man?
sold a lot of dope. beat a lot of folks' heads in. god knows what else... that was early on though... became "hands off" later on - was more of a suit

has apparently been "out of the game" for a while now.
Canadian mobster huh? Better get Dudley Do-Right on the case.

 
You should have stepped in bunch of mud and not taken your shoes off when going into the house. Then you should have started stomping your feet on the carpet and yelling #### your carpet abhor a dozen times.

Then you should have admitted you beat their daughter.

 
Are you physically afraid of this man? What reason would he have to hurt you?
Yes. Ive mentioned he was a bad man.

Dont think he will hurt me though. No reason to. But he could, Im sure.

eta: while I laughed at the mention, I never hit her, unless it was my peen slapping off her cheek. which she yelled at me for
What kind of a bad man?
sold a lot of dope. beat a lot of folks' heads in. god knows what else... that was early on though... became "hands off" later on - was more of a suit

has apparently been "out of the game" for a while now.
Canadian mobster huh? Better get Dudley Do-Right on the case.
Have you been watching Justified? Guys are no joke.

 
Sorry guys,, another big snowstorm stopped by and killed my internet and power for a few hours so I went to bed.

Let's Clear some things up:

a) he NEVER wore shoes in my house when he came - even if he hated me, he respected my hardwood.

b) I wouldnt call him a mobster, but many would.

c) Yes, I stopped by to say "good bye" - after a tragic death in my family, the mom was by my side at all times and took care of a lot of things I couldnt/didnt think to. she deserved at least a stop in to tell her what's happening

d) he still hasn't stopped by. it's clearly nothing urgent, which also worries me. I dont know if he wants me to find it purposely, or if he knows I wont.

will update as things happen

 
Sorry guys,, another big snowstorm stopped by and killed my internet and power for a few hours so I went to bed.

Let's Clear some things up:

a) he NEVER wore shoes in my house when he came - even if he hated me, he respected my hardwood.

b) I wouldnt call him a mobster, but many would.

c) Yes, I stopped by to say "good bye" - after a tragic death in my family, the mom was by my side at all times and took care of a lot of things I couldnt/didnt think to. she deserved at least a stop in to tell her what's happening

d) he still hasn't stopped by. it's clearly nothing urgent, which also worries me. I dont know if he wants me to find it purposely, or if he knows I wont.

will update as things happen
:oldunsure:

 
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maybe you should tell him about the HEMP stock and get him plugged in with Eminence. Making boatloads of cash solves all problems.

 

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