"Exasturbate" (1 Viewer)

[dickey moe]

This word was used at work today. During a conference call.

 

[Hov34]

 

[dickey moe]

You would've laughed too.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

When masturbation becomes exasperating, like when your girlfriend does it alone and out of your view instead of sharing it with you or better yet making love to you.  Yeah, pretty sure that is a word.

 

[NotSmart]

I was going to make a joke and say it will probably show up in UrbanDictionary now.

But yep... it's already there. 

 

[rockaction]

Weird. I never knew the difference,

 

[JuniorGong]

When masturbation becomes exasperating, like when your girlfriend does it alone and out of your view instead of sharing it with you or better yet making love to you.  Yeah, pretty sure that is a word.

No, it is when you masturbate on ecstasy. Feels really good but you can never finish.

 

[AAABatteries]

That’s how @The Gator got his lazy eye.

 

[Tom Servo]

When masturbation becomes exasperating, like when your girlfriend does it alone and out of your view instead of sharing it with you or better yet making love to you.  Yeah, pretty sure that is a word.

I thought it was when your efforts at self-love take your heart rate into anaerobic range.

 

[bcdjr1]

My boss constantly uses incorrect words. He'll say forum when he means quorum. Duplicity when he means duplication. There are more. Our whole team laughs behind his back about it. 

 

[Van Dyman]

Ok, that's funny. No context provided, but I assume he meant exacerbate.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

My boss constantly uses incorrect words. He'll say forum when he means quorum. Duplicity when he means duplication. There are more. Our whole team laughs behind his back about it. 

Mine uses "resignate" instead of "resonate."

 

[wikkidpissah]

The smart conferencer would find a way to use "exaculate" in response...

 

[NeverEnough]

But irregardless of it...

 

[TobiasFunke]

I read this as "exhausterbate" and assumed it was gonna be about those times when you're just not feeling it, but you go ahead and fire one out anyway because your wife and kids aren't around and you feel obliged to take advantage.

 

[Koya]

My boss constantly uses incorrect words. He'll say forum when he means quorum. Duplicity when he means duplication. There are more. Our whole team laughs behind his back about it. 

Yesterday my business partner - smart guy but not as much so in a traditional academic way - was trying to say how unique this particular real estate development opportunity was, as in one-of-a-kind, an outlier, the exception in a positive way. 

Except he called it an albatross. ?

 

[Henry Ford]

My boss constantly uses incorrect words. He'll say forum when he means quorum. Duplicity when he means duplication. There are more. Our whole team laughs behind his back about it. 

Every office needs an escape goat.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

My boss constantly uses incorrect words. He'll say forum when he means quorum. Duplicity when he means duplication. There are more. Our whole team laughs behind his back about it. 

But since he's the boss nobody says anything to him and it all becomes a mute point.

 

[bcdjr1]

But since he's the boss nobody says anything to him and it all becomes a mute point.

Well, he's our boss, so we don't say anything to him. But he says these things in meetings with other groups and his boss. They don't say anything, either, but I imagine they think he sounds like an idiot, too. 

 

[BroadwayG]

This made me look up how to spell exacerbate

 

[Scoresman]

I meant to reply to this thread earlier but I was too busy running aarons.  

 

[AAABatteries]

I meant to reply to this thread earlier but I was too busy running aarons.  

Aaron’s what?  

 

[rustycolts]

I am still exastur of my domain

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Sniglet?

 

[Sand]

Sniglet?

Man, you have dated yourself.  (I still use Sniglets in normal conversation.  Backspacks, musquirt, and bleeum are some of my favorite words).

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Man, you have dated yourself.  (I still use Sniglets in normal conversation.  Backspacks, musquirt, and bleeum are some of my favorite words).

Hozone

 

[Sand]

Hozone

:reported:

 

[Joe Summer]

Maybe the person was quoting Oswald Bates.

 

[Judge Smails]

In our office some people don’t know how to province etcetera. The say “Exedra”. Kills me

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"Mute point".  Makes me want to throw an effing bow compass at their head.

"Here you go, jackass.  This one can't talk either."