Facebook: Please stop (1 Viewer)

[Doctor Detroit]

Please stop making my Mom make 10 posts a day that never get any likes

Please stop people from asking me to play some candy game I don't want to play

Please stop posting that you are feeling mentality unstable and might do something to harm yourself

Please block all my ex-girlfriends who are still mad at me for not marrying them

Please stop posting your anti-Obama or anti-government or anti-conservative diatribes

Please stop posting stuff about fights with your SO, no one cares

Please stop posting high school reunion photos, you sucked in high school and still do

Please stop trying to friend me when I've refused you more than twice, I hate you and your dumb hair

Please stop inviting me to pub crawls in Denver, I don't live anywhere near there you moron

Please stop posting feminist #### when you are crying about how your dinner disappointed your husband the night before

Please do post pictures of your cleavage and that you are out on the town looking to get plowed, more of this please

 

[trogg78]

We can cross here. The water is very shallow.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Stop posting pictures of your food too

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Stop posting pictures of your food too

Unless your food is eating other food, then I'm good with it.

 

[trogg78]

I'll play. I think I hate the vacation photos the worst. I get so jelous because I never get a real vacation.

 

[SlaX]

Please stop people from asking me to play some candy game I don't want to play

When you get the notification from Joan Schmo inviting you to play that new ####ty Facebook game, click the X button for Turn Off and choose the option to turn off all Notifications for that game. You shouldn't receive any further notifications for that game. Repeat for any other game notifications you don't have any interest in.

If this helps even one person, it's worth posting.

 

[SlaX]

Please stop with any stories about something that happened, but you won't believe what happened next! Click here to find out.

 

[belljr]

I don't have any of these issues

 

[SlaX]

I don't have any of these issues

Maybe you need to take the newest Facebook quiz to find out Which Baseball Star Are You?

 

[belljr]

Lol... i don't have teh faces pages

 

[MC Gas Money]

Please stop people from asking me to play some candy game I don't want to play

When you get the notification from Joan Schmo inviting you to play that new ####ty Facebook game, click the X button for Turn Off and choose the option to turn off all Notifications for that game. You shouldn't receive any further notifications for that game. Repeat for any other game notifications you don't have any interest in.If this helps even one person, it's worth posting.

I love you

 

[offdee]

My favorite is the newly dating couple who continually send stupid lovey dovey messages back and forth on their public FB feeds. You're annoying. Take it to text morons.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

There are a lot of really menacing and crazy people on the facebooks. I prefer the FBGs, the craziest of us is a blip on the facebooks.

 

[urbanhack]

Can you imagine what Jim1111 is like on FB?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

My favorite is the newly dating couple who continually send stupid lovey dovey messages back and forth on their public FB feeds. You're annoying. Take it to text morons.

My good friend and his wife share the same page. So one sends a "love you" to the other, and the other responds with "soul mate, so lucky." So it's like they are talking to themselves, which is fairly creepy.

All the while he's texting me about how he hates her kids and wants to find some side gash. And Zuckerberg wants everyone on earth to have this? Thanks?

 

[Snoopy]

Please stop posting your religious views. If I wanted to join your church, I would have already.

 

[joffer]

I Facebook

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Can you imagine what Jim1111 is like on FB?

90% of his posts are probably about his grandkids and pork tenderloin recipes. Pretty sure he's a kitten compared to some of these other loons posting on news and 2nd amendment websites/topics.

 

[krista4]

My favorite is the newly dating couple who continually send stupid lovey dovey messages back and forth on their public FB feeds. You're annoying. Take it to text morons.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Spoiler

Leslie: Wishing my handsome soldier boy and charming fiancé a Fabulous Friday! I hope you're staying warm and don't forget to schedule your eye appointment...Just saying. Love my tree frog. ♡
Michael: I was able to get an eye exam at 2 o'clock today and should have a prescription to bring next weekend for you and I to go and pick out the frame that your soldier boy needs. Please let it be known to each and everyone that I love my beautiful tree frog as well. Sigh.

Leslie: Awhhh...So sweet and can't wait to see my handsome fiancé rock his new glasses. 6 little piggies and counting. Sigh

Leslie: Look at the eyes on those tree frogs...too funny!

Leslie: [redacted stupid emoticon]

Michael: It's going to be fun picking frames with you and my new look.

Leslie: Definitely!! Can't wait!

Michael: Thank you for loving me so much and encouraging myself to seek the exam (so grateful) and the new look with your input and approval. Oh my, Tap tap.

Leslie: Peas and carrots forever...Tap tap ♡

 

[RenegadeGM]

Stop posting a million ridiculous hashtags as the caption for a pic you post

#soblessed #viewfrommywindow #nofilters #justanotherdayinparadise #giannisantetokounmpo

 

[Ilov80s]

Why use FB? Honest question. I'm younger than the average here and I never use FB. I don't get the appeal. What should people post?

 

[RenegadeGM]

Why use FB? Honest question. I'm younger than the average here and I never use FB. I don't get the appeal. What should people post?

I rarely post at all. I mostly use it to keep in touch with family members that have moved out of the area.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Why use FB? Honest question. I'm younger than the average here and I never use FB. I don't get the appeal. What should people post?

I just use it to keep up with 15-20 people and maybe some stragglers I haven't seen in years. I've lived all over and met a lot of people, good to hear from them sometimes. I post three times a month probably and most of the posts are either humorous or a pic from a sporting event. I check it five times a week because I have some hot chicks as friends. All the rest of it is fodder.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

My favorite is the newly dating couple who continually send stupid lovey dovey messages back and forth on their public FB feeds. You're annoying. Take it to text morons.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Spoiler

Leslie: Wishing my handsome soldier boy and charming fiancé a Fabulous Friday! I hope you're staying warm and don't forget to schedule your eye appointment...Just saying. Love my tree frog. ♡
Michael: I was able to get an eye exam at 2 o'clock today and should have a prescription to bring next weekend for you and I to go and pick out the frame that your soldier boy needs. Please let it be known to each and everyone that I love my beautiful tree frog as well. Sigh.

Leslie: Awhhh...So sweet and can't wait to see my handsome fiancé rock his new glasses. 6 little piggies and counting. Sigh

Leslie: Look at the eyes on those tree frogs...too funny!

Leslie: [redacted stupid emoticon]

Michael: It's going to be fun picking frames with you and my new look.

Leslie: Definitely!! Can't wait!

Michael: Thank you for loving me so much and encouraging myself to seek the exam (so grateful) and the new look with your input and approval. Oh my, Tap tap.

Leslie: Peas and carrots forever...Tap tap ♡

 

[shadyridr]

I hate when a chick tells their man how much they love him meanwhile hes not even on facebook. So shes really doing that for who then?

 

[urbanhack]

I hate when a chick tells their man how much they love him meanwhile hes not even on facebook. So shes really doing that for who then?

She's insecure and needs to let all her friends and co works know that she has a man even though he probably doesn't love her.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

There is a hot chick I know who is a friend of a friend, met her twice in person. She changes her profile picture almost every day, but keeps rotating the same three pictures like they are new.

There is a guy from HS I know, he posts a lot about hating his job at the post office. He's also a creeper on any chick from HS who isn't currently a fat slob. He's so unhappy, not even sure he knows it.

 

[Capella]

My favorite is the newly dating couple who continually send stupid lovey dovey messages back and forth on their public FB feeds. You're annoying. Take it to text morons.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Spoiler

Leslie: Wishing my handsome soldier boy and charming fiancé a Fabulous Friday! I hope you're staying warm and don't forget to schedule your eye appointment...Just saying. Love my tree frog. ♡

Michael: I was able to get an eye exam at 2 o'clock today and should have a prescription to bring next weekend for you and I to go and pick out the frame that your soldier boy needs. Please let it be known to each and everyone that I love my beautiful tree frog as well. Sigh.

Leslie: Awhhh...So sweet and can't wait to see my handsome fiancé rock his new glasses. 6 little piggies and counting. Sigh

Leslie: Look at the eyes on those tree frogs...too funny!

Leslie: [redacted stupid emoticon]

Michael: It's going to be fun picking frames with you and my new look.

Leslie: Definitely!! Can't wait!

Michael: Thank you for loving me so much and encouraging myself to seek the exam (so grateful) and the new look with your input and approval. Oh my, Tap tap.

Leslie: Peas and carrots forever...Tap tap ♡

This is real?

 

[Capella]

^^^ the worst is the disgusting slob from the office creeping/posting on every semi-attractive broad's pictures. Especially those he works with. "You look great today", "so sexy/beautiful", etc. These people are terrifying.

 

[CurlyNight]

I have 30 invites to play Farkle from just 1 lady I have no clue who she is.... Think she'd get a clue by now???

 

[skol asylum]

No facebook, no problems.

 

[krista4]

My favorite is the newly dating couple who continually send stupid lovey dovey messages back and forth on their public FB feeds. You're annoying. Take it to text morons.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Spoiler

Leslie: Wishing my handsome soldier boy and charming fiancé a Fabulous Friday! I hope you're staying warm and don't forget to schedule your eye appointment...Just saying. Love my tree frog. ♡

Michael: I was able to get an eye exam at 2 o'clock today and should have a prescription to bring next weekend for you and I to go and pick out the frame that your soldier boy needs. Please let it be known to each and everyone that I love my beautiful tree frog as well. Sigh.

Leslie: Awhhh...So sweet and can't wait to see my handsome fiancé rock his new glasses. 6 little piggies and counting. Sigh

Leslie: Look at the eyes on those tree frogs...too funny!

Leslie: [redacted stupid emoticon]

Michael: It's going to be fun picking frames with you and my new look.

Leslie: Definitely!! Can't wait!

Michael: Thank you for loving me so much and encouraging myself to seek the exam (so grateful) and the new look with your input and approval. Oh my, Tap tap.

Leslie: Peas and carrots forever...Tap tap ♡

Spoiler

This is real?

Please tell me you don't believe I could possibly make that up.

ETA: What's best is that this guy (someone I knew from high school) had almost exactly the same interactions with another woman in the summer and fall. They got engaged really quickly, then broke up for reasons not reported, then he disappeared from Facebook, and upon returning almost immediately became engaged and started up the same sort of stuff with this woman. It's a trainwreck that I can't stop watching.

 

[Mister CIA]

I think I'm down to 22 friends. I just keep deleting them one-by-one.

I've yet to miss one.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

If you are living in the same town you grew up in and never really been anywhere, I don't see any reason for Facebook.

 

[Capella]

My favorite is the newly dating couple who continually send stupid lovey dovey messages back and forth on their public FB feeds. You're annoying. Take it to text morons.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Spoiler

Leslie: Wishing my handsome soldier boy and charming fiancé a Fabulous Friday! I hope you're staying warm and don't forget to schedule your eye appointment...Just saying. Love my tree frog. ♡

Michael: I was able to get an eye exam at 2 o'clock today and should have a prescription to bring next weekend for you and I to go and pick out the frame that your soldier boy needs. Please let it be known to each and everyone that I love my beautiful tree frog as well. Sigh.

Leslie: Awhhh...So sweet and can't wait to see my handsome fiancé rock his new glasses. 6 little piggies and counting. Sigh

Leslie: Look at the eyes on those tree frogs...too funny!

Leslie: [redacted stupid emoticon]

Michael: It's going to be fun picking frames with you and my new look.

Leslie: Definitely!! Can't wait!

Michael: Thank you for loving me so much and encouraging myself to seek the exam (so grateful) and the new look with your input and approval. Oh my, Tap tap.

Leslie: Peas and carrots forever...Tap tap ♡

Spoiler

This is real?

Please tell me you don't believe I could possibly make that up.

ETA: What's best is that this guy (someone I knew from high school) had almost exactly the same interactions with another woman in the summer and fall. They got engaged really quickly, then broke up for reasons not reported, then he disappeared from Facebook, and upon returning almost immediately became engaged and started up the same sort of stuff with this woman. It's a trainwreck that I can't stop watching.

Wow. That's psychotic.

 

[Capella]

I'll play. I think I hate the vacation photos the worst. I get so jelous because I never get a real vacation.

This is why they post them.

 

[gump]

Those wraps and natural chews are interesting...3 times a day.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Dr D latest Facebook post:

"OMG, love this jam. Had forgotten about it until I heard it on an Android commercial."

Like ten people will appreciate that, but those ten people are the ones I care about anyway.

 

[MC Gas Money]

My favorite is the newly dating couple who continually send stupid lovey dovey messages back and forth on their public FB feeds. You're annoying. Take it to text morons.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Spoiler

Leslie: Wishing my handsome soldier boy and charming fiancé a Fabulous Friday! I hope you're staying warm and don't forget to schedule your eye appointment...Just saying. Love my tree frog. ♡

Michael: I was able to get an eye exam at 2 o'clock today and should have a prescription to bring next weekend for you and I to go and pick out the frame that your soldier boy needs. Please let it be known to each and everyone that I love my beautiful tree frog as well. Sigh.

Leslie: Awhhh...So sweet and can't wait to see my handsome fiancé rock his new glasses. 6 little piggies and counting. Sigh

Leslie: Look at the eyes on those tree frogs...too funny!

Leslie: [redacted stupid emoticon]

Michael: It's going to be fun picking frames with you and my new look.

Leslie: Definitely!! Can't wait!

Michael: Thank you for loving me so much and encouraging myself to seek the exam (so grateful) and the new look with your input and approval. Oh my, Tap tap.

Leslie: Peas and carrots forever...Tap tap ♡

Spoiler

This is real?

Please tell me you don't believe I could possibly make that up.

ETA: What's best is that this guy (someone I knew from high school) had almost exactly the same interactions with another woman in the summer and fall. They got engaged really quickly, then broke up for reasons not reported, then he disappeared from Facebook, and upon returning almost immediately became engaged and started up the same sort of stuff with this woman. It's a trainwreck that I can't stop watching.

This needs its own thread

 

[fred_1_15301]

I would love to destroy Leslie

 

[gump]

Be sure to set your alarm to check FB at 7 am on Sunday's...before the drunk posts get deleted.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Be sure to set your alarm to check FB at 7 am on Sunday's...before the drunk posts get deleted.

If I'm up at 7 am on a Sunday, I'm going or someone died.

But I'll keep this in mind.

 

[Mr. Ected]

My favorite is the newly dating couple who continually send stupid lovey dovey messages back and forth on their public FB feeds. You're annoying. Take it to text morons.

How bout the last friend from HS to have a child and she (and her d-bag husband) post constant, annoying videos of their toddler as if we've never seen anything like it before.

 

[cstu]

Please stop making my Mom make 10 posts a day that never get any likes

Please stop people from asking me to play some candy game I don't want to play

Please stop posting that you are feeling mentality unstable and might do something to harm yourself

Please block all my ex-girlfriends who are still mad at me for not marrying them

Please stop posting your anti-Obama or anti-government or anti-conservative diatribes

Please stop posting stuff about fights with your SO, no one cares

Please stop posting high school reunion photos, you sucked in high school and still do

Please stop trying to friend me when I've refused you more than twice, I hate you and your dumb hair

Please stop inviting me to pub crawls in Denver, I don't live anywhere near there you moron

Please stop posting feminist #### when you are crying about how your dinner disappointed your husband the night before

Please do post pictures of your cleavage and that you are out on the town looking to get plowed, more of this please

Like this post or Facebook will last forever.

 

[Widbil83]

No facebook, no problems.

 

[ThaPenguin]

Screen shots of your weather app and pics of your car thermometer showing how cold it is. Thanks for the update.

 

[fred_1_15301]

No facebook, no problems.

Yeah I never signed up for facebook and I get 8 emails a day from facebook "friends"

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Screen shots of your weather app and pics of your car thermometer showing how cold it is. Thanks for the update.

Yeah, this is a current trend.

The Florida ####ers posting 75 degree temperatures when Boston is getting seven feet of snow is particularly popular at the moment. Then when Florida gets wiped out by a hurricane we're all ##### for posting a picture of our standing house.

I've been to Florida a few times, it's not that ####### great...guy.

 

[jon_mx]

You should post the OP to the FB and ask anyone who agrees to share it. See if it goes viral. Sign it DD.

ETA: The people you expect to offend will probably be the ones who share it not realizing it was about them.

 

[Wingnut]

Screen shots of your weather app and pics of your car thermometer showing how cold it is. Thanks for the update.

Yeah, this is a current trend.The Florida ####ers posting 75 degree temperatures when Boston is getting seven feet of snow is particularly popular at the moment.

I do this to piss off my friends back in Michigan.