fantasy football outsourced (1 Viewer)

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saw this on a message board smack talk:

Hello, our names are Sanjay and Amit. Mr. XXXXX has paid us dearly, on the order of $1 US per month, to manage his Fantasy Football team. We are busy reading your rule books and programming our computers in an effort to please our customer. Because we do not feel that you Americans can afford to perform the necessary research to beat us, nor do we believe that you can write adequate software, we are certain we will end up victorious. For any of you who would also like to employ our services, Mr XXXXX has already paid us a generous sum of $3 US to prevent anyone of you from doing so. However, if you play in another league and would like guaranteed victory, feel free to contact us at http://fantasyfootball.stupidamerican.com

when ridiculed about the FF match up point spread:

This is Amit and Sanjay. In addition to paying for exceptional outsourced football services, Mr XXXXX has paid us to respond to your FFL banter, which somehow you Americans can find time to partake in while trying to protect your economy against the ever growing overseas economic juggernaut. You would do well to spend your time working at your jobs to protect your children's futures. But, oh, you didn't learn to do that in college? Instead you learned to chug beers?

Well, Mr Muscle Car, you find time to ridicule our 10,000 man hours of software AI development that allowed us to pick the superior team to your tiny American brains. Good luck to you in Week 1, and whenever it is we meet you, we will crush your by 100 points. Maybe we will sit Mr Johnson just to taunt you.