FF team names... (1 Viewer)

[lebowski]

I know there was a thread last year with good FF team names but I can't find it with a search so I thought I would start a new one. I need some ideas for some leagues this year and I've run out of ideas...

(feel free to link me to that thread if you know what one I am talking about)

Thanks in advance.

 

[Tom Servo]

I've always been partial to this one:

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[Bristol]

Pillow Biters

 

[Rounders]

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[wraith5]

Bisping's Bangers... knockin' down teams like the Ultimate Fighter!

 

[UrBallsEL]

Always have been the either "Sexual Chocolates" or "Here for the Gangbang".

 

[MLBrandow]

Every year I try to pick the most overrated team in the NFL and make a parody team name from it. I try not to use the same team twice....

2003: St. Louis Assrammers

2004: Miami Pedophins

2005: Oakland Overraiders

2006: Minnesota Vicodins*

*might go back to Miami though, as they clearly seem to be the most overrated team this year.

I also make my own logos.... I think they are funny .

Last fall a guy lost a bet with me about the Raiders going 4-12 and he had to wear my OAK logo as his avatar on sportsforum.ws until the draft

 

[Crimedogg32]

Not sure how good it is but I always use Watch-N-Learn

 

[netnalp]

I used "The Bastards" for a long time, and after 5 years of having 3-4 of my top draft picks go down with injury I tempeted fate and switched to "The Blown ACLS", finished 3rd and was the top scorer in the league, my team even got better when Priest got hurt and LJ took over.

Going with "Torn Tendons" this year, I think it rolls off the tongue better. My logo is a version of the Jolly Roger. It has Jack Skellington's head (Nightmare before Christmas) and crossed crutches instead of bones.

 

[hooptd]

Using the sponge Bob square pants logo on MFL, I named my team

Bikini Bottom Dweller

 

[jerseyh8r]

I like them, but probably not good by most standards:

2004: The Team That Should Not Be

2005: Puppies On Acid

2006: The Mystical Potato Head Groove Things

 

[daddo39]

I like them, but probably not good by most standards:

2004: The Team That Should Not Be

2005: Puppies On Acid

2006: The Mystical Potato Head Groove Things

You my friend are obviously a fan of the greatest band ever.

 

[jerseyh8r]

Indeed....not sure which year you are referring to, though.

2007 early front-runners include Synchestra Conductors and Blackwater Park Rangers

 

[crimsonrebel]

Sadistic Synergy, Gastric Bypass, Tabasco #####, and My Wife (you earn major brownie points the the Mrs., and no one will brag about beating your team)

 

[cscmtp]

since I own Clinton Portis in 6 dynasty leagues, my team name is Portis N Pals

 

[footballfreek]

I have my dickin cider.

 

[BigRed]

http://www.fflm.com/fflmleagues.htm

A lot of busted links in there but a lot of leagues to get ideas. Also browse MFL.com leagues, I'm sure you'll find plenty of ideas

 

[DocNiner52]

I have a new name for my fantasy teams this year, Blind Boys of Alabama. You're welcome to use my last years' team name though, Spongebob Scorepants.

 

[nickopher]

Last year I was SEXUAL FATNESS and had a pic of Fat ******* in a sumo thong as my logo with "Look at my body!" underneath him.

 

[Shrek]

Using the sponge Bob square pants logo on MFL, I named my team

Bikini Bottom Dweller

 

[Lombardi's Orphan Son]

one of my favorite teams is the "Whipper Snappers" with the logo of a jet black haired big breasted clad in black pvc dominatrix with a leather whip ... OUCH !!!!

-orphan

 

[BigTex]

http://www.fflm.com/fflmleagues.htm

A lot of busted links in there but a lot of leagues to get ideas. Also browse MFL.com leagues, I'm sure you'll find plenty of ideas

http://football8.myfantasyleague.com/2006/home/86062

 

[citsalp]

Amish Pornstars...has always got a giggle

 

[Raiders]

007 373 5963

 

[jdoggydogg]

Cult of the Psychic Fetus

Clown Pants Warriors

Short Yellow Bus All-Stars

Stormtroopers of Death

Slaytanic Wermacht

The French Ticklers

 

[mvp2112]

One of the leagues I am in has everyone try to use the names of their players in the team name in some fashion. The more player names you use, the better. This seems to be a pretty imaginative group. Some names from last year:

Cadillac Pulls a Train

Nice Suit, Who's Your Taylor

Parker, Driver, give her the Longwell

Setting the Barlow

I'm Edgerin James #####!

Plummers Crack

Jones'n for a Johnson

 

[Raekwon]

I always use positive names like "I think this team is pretty good" or "I think we'll do well this year". Before you can be a success you have to think like a success

 

[capmeo]

Angry Chickens

Roc Stars

 

[fatness]

Last year I was SEXUAL FATNESS and had a pic of Fat ******* in a sumo thong as my logo with "Look at my body!" underneath him.

I'm still waiting for that royalty check. A couple of my teams:

Transgender Midgets

Pretty Ballerinas

 

[Thoriniii]

Amish Playboys

Barnyard Pimps

Albert's Poo Holes

 

[talongrey]

My favorite has been Commanchee Swallows

 

[Beau Tocks]

A Few to consider....

Ditka's Woodies

Chokin Heimlickers

Well-Behaved Bastards.

 

[Wheezer34]

The two best one's I've seen (but have never used) are:

Amish Rake Fight

Grandma's Skid Marks

 

[daddo39]

Indeed....not sure which year you are referring to, though.

Dream Theater

a name I use in several leagues.

Have also used Paradigm Shift,Nightmare Cinema,Octavarium&Erotomaniacs.

 

[BlueDredSo]

Victorious Secret

Shiny Soldiers

3 Fat Women

My Girlfriend (same as above, nobody will brag about beating you)

Real Weiners

Muff Divers

Ballsagna

 

[Kleck]

Amish Rake Fight

Another vote for this one. Best I've ever seen.

 

[LJax]

I've always have been "GO LONG" or "GO DEEP". Then I got Chad Johnson, Andrea Johnson and Larry Johnson on my keeper team so now its

"JOHNSON'S GO DEEP"

I just need to find appropriate pic to go along with it.

 

[pinequick]

Amish Rake Fight

Another vote for this one. Best I've ever seen.

FYI: Letterman Rip-Off (This was in his first edition of "Book of Top-Ten Lists", as one of the top ten off-season sports on ESPN). Another one was "Oprah-tipping".Just FYI.

 

[rikishiboy]

decent names i have used in the past and some still active are....

Couch Potato Warriors

Horny Heterosexual Homosapiens

Endzone Ninjas

4U2NV

 

[Kai's Hero]

Naked Bootleggers

 

[The Football Freak]

 

[Two Deep]

Hairy Beavers, Shaved Beavers, Fat Beavers, Smelly Beavers, Beaver Retriever

 

[footloose]

LJax you may find some logo ideas in the Big Johnson fishing collection. Here's one link I could find.

http://www.shop2wear.com/product.asp?idProduct=676

 

[pigskinliquors]

Hairy Beavers, Shaved Beavers, Fat Beavers, Smelly Beavers, Beaver Retriever

Me thinks you might like you some beaver?!<------ I'm especially fond of this one

 

[Godfather of Soul]

Yo Momma So Fat

I Had Your Sister

Todd Marinovich's Coke Dealers

Don't Drink the Bongwater

 

[blkgolf23]

"Oakland Funk" foe life

 

[hotboyz]

I just changed mine to The World's Greatest

 

[flranger]

Last year when T.O. did his thing and crapped out my buddy named his team:

The T.O.ilet Circlers

As his avatar he put T.O.'s face inside a toilet. Damn funny.

 

[baymen]

My favorite name is:

Off all the time.

In case you lose and as I can see from FBG's everywhere that is hardly the case your opponent says, "I just beat ____________".....

 

[DocNiner52]

If this has been posted, disregard. Here's one I seen on another site. The guy named his team, OFF IN THE CORNER. He said that no one would want to brag that they, beat Off in the Corner this week.