Fictitious ways Tim Duncan will celebrate (1 Viewer)

[Bojang0301]

Switch from Windows '95 to Windows '98

 

[Slinger]

He'll do a slight fist pump at the soup kitchen the next morning.

 

[Bojang0301]

Switch from Brusselsprouts to asparagus

 

[Bojang0301]

Go on tours of the most famous potato farms in Idaho.

 

[STBootleg]

Celebrate like a mule?

 

[nysfl2]

Have sex with Lebron James' mom

 

[saintfool]

shoot the lock off the wallet, splurge and pick up a little something for the victory parade down the Riverwalk. he'll also demand that everyone else in the league call him "Heisenberg".

 

[aardball44]

A brisk round of disc golf.

 

[Dippa]

shoot the lock off the wallet, splurge and pick up a little something for the victory parade down the Riverwalk. he'll also demand that everyone else in the league call him "Heisenberg".

More likely scenario: Finally subscribes to Netflix to see what that "Breaking Bad" show is all about.

 

[bagger]

Tim Duncan will be volunteering for children in Darfur who will be ironically wearing 2014 Miami Heat Champions shirts.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Call up Dwayne Wade to congratulate him on playing a great series.

 

[Fennis]

smoke weed

 

[Slinger]

Tim Duncan will be volunteering for children in Darfur who will be ironically wearing 2014 Miami Heat Champions shirts.

 

[Vike Me]

2% milk.

 

[Norman Paperman]

Turn to the camera and say: "I just won an NBA title and now I am going to Duncan Donuts"

 

[avoiding injuries]

He will take off his sneakers WITHOUT untying the laces.

 

[Celph Titled]

Hose down all the women of San Antonio while they're at the trough.

 

[Kal El]

He'll celebrate by renewing his drivers license early.

 

[Celph Titled]

DVDA

 

[Koya]

Tonight, it's ORANGE flavored Metamucil.

 

[otello]

Squeeze the toothpaste from the middle.

 

[Kal El]

Isn't Duncan one of the last players to still be active from when Jordan still played at a high level?

 

[flapgreen]

Go to bed before midnight.

 

[Josie Maran]

Gonna party like its 1959.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Driving the Prius 5mph over the speed limit.

 

[Ilov80s]

Edit the Lebron James Wikipedia page, adding a few extra commas and thus creating grammatical havoc.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Have the team over for a cookout and make the hamburgers with 80/20 ground chuck instead of the usual extra lean 93/7.

Then let that old son of a gun Popovich do a line off his boner.

 

[Celph Titled]

4 am crank calls to DJ Khaled.

 

[Todd Andrews]

Im pretty sure he'll think of something...

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Im pretty sure he'll think of something...

That has me thinking.

 

[Henry Ford]

Look in the mirror and crack a half smile. Then go to bed early - tomorrow is the start of another championship attempt.