Fictitious ways Tim Duncan will celebrate (1 Viewer)

[Buck Bradcanon]

Assuming they can shut this thing down with one more win over the next 3 games, how crazy will this guy get? Saw this on twitter feed last night and thought id bring it to the FFA to hear yours.

Tim Duncan gonna celebrate this win by changing the batteries in his smoke alarms ahead of schedule.

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[tri-man 47]

Tim Duncan will buy everyone at the local 7-11 a Slurpee.

 

[Timmay]

Tim Duncan is gonna celebrate this win by keeping his shirt un-tucked for mass on Sunday.

 

[cstu]

Tim Duncan is going to celebrate this win by substituting yellow mustard on his sandwich with dijon.

 

[Brony]

Skip teeth brushing one night.

 

[MikeIke]

Sour cream AND bacon on his baked potato.

 

[Zow]

Will celebrate by not complaining to the umps for three innings in his local church league softball game.

 

[Celph Titled]

A bacchanalian, pan-sexual orgy where heavy cocaine use is the most acceptable activity that's occurring.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Tim Duncan's going to celebrate with a couple of hoes. And a rake.

 

[Gawain]

He's going to buy a 39-inch samurai sword to replace his 36-inch samurai sword.

 

[Timmay]

Tim Duncan is going to celebrate this win by keeping the throw pillows off his bed the following day.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Tim Duncan will celebrate by staying up till 11:30 and sleeping in till 8.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

58 mph in a 55 zone on the highway.

 

[matuski]

A whole bunch of high fives.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Premium gasoline in the LeSabre.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

He'll put peanut butter on the rice cake and swap out the Dasani for S.Pellegrino.

 

[Dippa]

Well, this calls for a celebration...

 

[saintfool]

he'll think about his his ex-wife while getting a hummer from his current gf.

 

[Juxtatarot]

He won't wake up to make the donuts.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Well, this calls for a celebration...

First thing I thought of when i saw this thread

 

[TenTimes]

Won't bring his trash can up from the curb til the next day

 

[saintfool]

Change his underwear the next day.

 

[GregR]

Will tear one of those tags off his mattress.

But only one.

 

[GregR]

Change his underwear the next day.

... and go to the dentist.

 

[Ilov80s]

He's going to smoke a fat pork shoulder.

 

[sports_fan]

retire

 

[saintfool]

An extra hour of Warcraft before bedtime!

 

[gianmarco]

Going to watch this once more and possibly smile.

 

[bushdocda]

Merlin the wizard trampstamp.

 

[Bogart]

Not wash his jeans.

 

[saintfool]

Far with the other hand.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Will finally give in and buy a yo-yo.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Before bed, he'll set the sleep timer to 45 min instead of 30.

 

[CBusAlex]

Read two chapters of "Eat, Pray, Love" tonight.

 

[saintfool]

He'll "forget" to tell Lebron good game at the end of the series.

 

[The General]

Maybe do some ironing.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Let his woman on top

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Grab a reporter's mic and yell "When you try me with a sorry forward like Bosh, that's the result you gonna get!"

 

[Arizona Ron]

Replace his energy efficient light bulbs with regular light bulbs.

 

[Ilov80s]

Have sex with the lights on and his socks off.

 

[ChainsawU]

He will probably trim the bush in front of his house into the shape of an otter, then put on his favorite sweater and make cupcake smoothies.

 

[TenTimes]

Grab a reporter's mic and yell "When you try me with a sorry forward like Bosh, that's the result you gonna get!"

As a Seattlite transplanted from San Antonio this would probably get me off

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

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This is the "meh" line. Try harder, boys.

 

[Apple Juice]

Pound some Taiwanese #####.

 

[lakerstan]

He'll yawn, and then tack on a sigh for good measure.

 

[Britney Spears]

ICE CREAM!!!

 

[Aerial Assault]

Jeans? GET IN THAT FREEZER

 

[The General]

Maybe do some ironing.

 

[Bojang0301]

He'll have a cup of caffeinated coffee or have a nice cup of hot cocoa.... Then he'll urinate on the Alamo.

 

[ChainsawU]

He will probably just go home, prepare his Ramen noodles for the week, and spend the rest of the evening faxing random porn stars.