Flawed Facts - (better?) (1 Viewer)

[strykerpks]

This was meant to be a fun Friday thread. But that's cool, if you want to suck the fun out of it.

Fact : FDAS ruins everything

I certainly ruined your mom last night

Well I sucked the fun out of....oh, wait. Nevermind.

 

[mquinnjr]

This was meant to be a fun Friday thread. But that's cool, if you want to suck the fun out of it.

Fact : FDAS ruins everything

I certainly ruined your mom last night

Well I sucked the fun out of....oh, wait. Nevermind.

:golfclap:

 

[Thorn]

Everyone who drinks water dies.

Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur have never been in my kitchen.

 

[Scoresman]

The Republicans offered a reasonable compromise.

 

[TheIronSheik]

No team has ever made it to the Sweet Sixteen after losing in the first or second round.

Classic FFA thread.

Still true, BTW, at least one team from the Midwest Region has advanced to the Final Four EVERY YEAR.

Nice.

 

[TheIronSheik]

The Republicans offered a reasonable compromise.

Jesus Christ, dude. Let it go.

 

[Scoresman]

The Republicans offered a reasonable compromise.

Jesus Christ, dude. Let it go.

Frozen was a good movie.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Dan Marino and I are tied for most Super Bowl rings won.

 

[Scoresman]

The Democrat, clutching his Macbook while protesting Ferguson, brought up a good point about offering amnesty to illegal immigrants.

 

[mquinnjr]

The Democrat, clutching his Macbook while protesting Ferguson, brought up a good point about offering amnesty to illegal immigrants.

This is why we can't have nice things!

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Something like this:

Once cruise control in cars was invented, the world never had another World War.

What is flawed about that fact?

Tough crowd

How about: "Correlation Does Not Equal Causation"

 

[GregR]

Something like this:

Once cruise control in cars was invented, the world never had another World War.

What is flawed about that fact?

Tough crowd

How about: "Correlation Does Not Equal Causation"

Better! Or "Flawed Implied Inferences" maybe?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Something like this:

Once cruise control in cars was invented, the world never had another World War.

What is flawed about that fact?

Tough crowd

How about: "Correlation Does Not Equal Causation"

Better! Or "Flawed Implied Inferences" maybe?

Or maybe not be so nit-picky.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Lionel Ritchie is still alive and there is no cure for AIDS.

 

[TheIronSheik]

No one who has ever shaken my hand has gone on to pitch in the World Series.

 

[Thorn]

No one who has ever shaken my hand has gone on to pitch in the World Series.

YET

 

[Dr. Octopus]

The bees are disappearing and Obama is President. Thanks Obama.

 

[Joe Summer]

No team has ever made it to the Sweet Sixteen after losing in the first or second round.

College baseball teams do it all the time.

 

[GregR]

Something like this:

Once cruise control in cars was invented, the world never had another World War.

What is flawed about that fact?

Tough crowd

How about: "Correlation Does Not Equal Causation"

Better! Or "Flawed Implied Inferences" maybe?

Or maybe not be so nit-picky.

Because the FFA mantra is give everyone an easy time.

 

[captain_amazing]

Everday I masterbate, someone is born.

 

[joey]

60% of the time, it works every time.

 

[timschochet]

I'm the smartest guy I know who posts in this forum.

 

[jhib]

Every time I flush my toilet, it's raining somewhere in the world.

(And around 2/3 of FBGs never use an umbrella)

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Neither Bobby Knight, nor **** Cheney have personally shot someone in the last week.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

The bees are disappearing and Obama is President. Thanks Obama.

The prospect of invisible bees unnerves me.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The Cubs have not won a world Series since Hitler Died.

 

[renesauz]

I've never put a fire out with my penis.

I have

 

[FUBAR]

I've never put a fire out with my penis.

I have

When did you put out a fire with Mr. Roboto's penis?

 

[FUBAR]

The Cubs have not won a world Series since Hitler Died.

The Lions have not won a Super Bowl since the Model T was invented.

 

[mr roboto]

I've never put a fire out with my penis.

I have

You *******.

 

[TheIronSheik]

No horse has ever won the Kentucky Derby twice.

 

[Parrothead]

Conrad Bain has never been in my kitchen

 

[Fat Nick]

99% of the time, it works EVERY time.

 

[joey]

99% of the time, it works EVERY time.

Close but see post #72.

 

[ghostguy123]

Do we even need a thread for this? Just about every thread contains flawed facts in about 75% of the posts.

On the other hand, every time someone posts a flawed fact, a FBG member masturbates.

 

[drummer]

This forum sucks