Florida man wants to marry his porn-filled laptop (1 Viewer)

[Wingnut]

Http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/05/06/newser-man-wants-to-marry-porn-filled-laptop/8761997/

A Florida judge has tossed out a bizarre motion from a man who claimed he wanted to marry his "porn filled Apple computer."

Marc Sevier claimed that after buying a laptop without porn filters, he became addicted to pornography, "fell in love" with his computer, and preferred "having sex with it over all other persons or things."

If gay people "have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts," he said, "then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object."

Sevier who was banned from practicing law in Tennessee in 2011 due to "mental infirmity or illness" has a history of weird lawsuits, Gawkernotes. He sued Apple for selling him the computer he now wants to marry, tried to sue A&E for suspending Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson, and is currently trying to intervene in Utah's gay-marriage debate on behalf of those who "prefer sex with inanimate objects and animals

 

[Fennis]

I kinda feel the same way about my laptop

 

[Leroy Hoard]

He could do worse.

 

[fred_1_15301]

I kinds feel the same way about my laptop

This is actually completely logical. Marrying a porn-filled laptop gives you many of the benefits of marriage without all the hassle and expense.

 

[TLEF316]

Florida....shocking

 

[McGarnicle]

Well that's just deplorable.

 

[mquinnjr]

Once IBM gets Debater up and running for commercial use, might not be too far off from a normal union.

 

[Guest]

Marc Sevier claimed that after buying a laptop without porn filters, he became addicted to pornography, "fell in love" with his computer, and preferred "having sex with it over all other persons or things."

I'm guessing this may not have been a big issue for him.

 

[jon_mx]

So RN was/is a lawyer?

 

[Josie Maran]

You just know that any story that starts with the phrase "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman" is gonna be good. GB that redneck backwater.

 

[Freelove]

At least it's a Mac. They may not be objectively better than PC's, but they're certainly sexier.

 

[Josie Maran]

At least it's a Mac. They may not be objectively better than PC's, but they're certainly sexier.

I'd #### the #### out of a Mac.

 

[hagmania]

You just know that any story that starts with the phrase "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman" is gonna be good. GB that redneck backwater.

My link

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Once IBM gets Debater up and running for commercial use, might not be too far off from a normal union.

Lets talk about that avatar GB. Who dat?

 

[Josie Maran]

You just know that any story that starts with the phrase "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman" is gonna be good. GB that redneck backwater.

My link

Yes!

 

[Buckfast 1]

We should all be so lucky to marry the Apple of our eye.

 

[Galileo]

Obviously, this is a rather absurd case and should rightfully be tossed out, but it does raise interesting issues we may need to wrestle with in the future. I can easily envision a time when man and machine become fairly integrated with each other. Consider artificial limbs...not just aesthetic parts but ones that fully "communicate" and function in sync with the owner's brain...consider medical replacement parts that take over the function of a human organ...consider integrated computer chips/technology that supplement the human intellect. At what point would a human cease to be considered human? I don't have an easy answer to that, but I can envision a time when the lines of distinction could become significantly blurred.

 

[Freelove]

Gets his mack on by getting his Mac off.

 

[Wingnut]

At least it's a Mac. They may not be objectively better than PC's, but they're certainly sexier.

And less chance of a virus.:rimshot:

 

[jon_mx]

At least it's a Mac. They may not be objectively better than PC's, but they're certainly sexier.

And less chance of a virus.:rimshot:

But you have to watch out for worms.

 

[Wrigley]

At least he'll be able to trade her in on a newer model.

 

[TheIronSheik]

His best man is Justin Long.

 

[SlaX]

I've seen his laptop. Only a 5 on the offdee scale.

 

[Wrigley]

His best man is Justin Long Enough

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Shooby-doo-bop, shoo-doo-bop, I wanna love you, I love you
Shooby-doo-bop, computer love, computer love

 

[pollardsvision]

His best man is Justin Long.

Just looks like Justin. It's really Brandon St. Randy.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vzm0i70DQg

 

[CBusAlex]

You just know that any story that starts with the phrase "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman" is gonna be good. GB that redneck backwater.

My link

Yes!

Also this

 

[BobbyLayne]

So RN was/is a lawyer?

And recently relocated

 

[mquinnjr]

Once IBM gets Debater up and running for commercial use, might not be too far off from a normal union.

Lets talk about that avatar GB. Who dat?

Sideline reporter Lauren Gardner

 

[Ned]

I'm going to marry my iPad.

 

[comfortably numb]

This is old. I read about him recently having an affair with his external hard drive

 

[Christo]

Once IBM gets Debater up and running for commercial use, might not be too far off from a normal union.

The Mass-Debater?

 

[FlapJacks]

#SlipperySlope

 

[Insein]

Her 2: The Search for Lube

 

[msommer]

I'm going to marry my iPad.

Mini?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

He's the miggity-miggity-miggity-miggity Mac Daddy.