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So I thought it would be a great idea to get a 600 dollar electric scooter for my boys.  Pretty sweet uberscoot 1000watt head lights break lights the whole shooting match.  So they left it in the ####### pouring rain last night.  Yup doesn't run anymore.  Checked everything lights turn on but no motor function.  FML 

 
So I thought it would be a great idea to get a 600 dollar electric scooter for my boys.  Pretty sweet uberscoot 1000watt head lights break lights the whole shooting match.  So they left it in the ####### pouring rain last night.  Yup doesn't run anymore.  Checked everything lights turn on but no motor function.  FML 
Sorry man. Hopefully, if nothing else, it's a strong lesson for your boys on being responsible with your belongings. If that lesson can successfully be learned here, it will be worth well more than $1200

 
So I thought it would be a great idea to get a 600 dollar electric scooter for my boys.  Pretty sweet uberscoot 1000watt head lights break lights the whole shooting match.  So they left it in the ####### pouring rain last night.  Yup doesn't run anymore.  Checked everything lights turn on but no motor function.  FML 
Let it dry out.  Bet it'll fire up after a few days of drying out.

 
The combo of kids today and how they treat their toys makes Christmas kind of a pain in the ###. 3kids and weve had 4 toys break already. 2 because they were cheap and 2 because they were too rough with them. Probably only totalled 40 bucks, but that was a waste of 40 bucks.

 
2 $450 hover boards are on thier way to causing untold Sheetrock damage.  I hope my wife learns to spakle, bc these ####ers were her idea.  

I may just add the yellow fiberglass strip around the base of the walls like a hockey rink. 

 
2 $450 hover boards are on thier way to causing untold Sheetrock damage.  I hope my wife learns to spakle, bc these ####ers were her idea.  

I may just add the yellow fiberglass strip around the base of the walls like a hockey rink. 
:lol:

we thought putting in marker and chalk boards was catering to the kids.  But this is brilliant. 

 
The combo of kids today and how they treat their toys makes Christmas kind of a pain in the ###. 3kids and weve had 4 toys break already. 2 because they were cheap and 2 because they were too rough with them. Probably only totalled 40 bucks, but that was a waste of 40 bucks.
I blame capitalism.  There is so much crap out there today that is just low quality junk.  

 
2 $450 hover boards are on thier way to causing untold Sheetrock damage.  I hope my wife learns to spakle, bc these ####ers were her idea.  

I may just add the yellow fiberglass strip around the base of the walls like a hockey rink. 
I read something about raising your kids in the house and then just burn it down. 

 
8yr old got the millenium falcon lego set for Christmas.  He plowed into it made the characters and was done.  Turned to me and said OK dad,  your turn.  I spent all night putting that damn thing together and I know it will be in a thousand pieces when I get home tonight. 

 
8yr old got the millenium falcon lego set for Christmas.  He plowed into it made the characters and was done.  Turned to me and said OK dad,  your turn.  I spent all night putting that damn thing together and I know it will be in a thousand pieces when I get home tonight. 
The large Lego sets look cool but we have yet to actually keep one together after a few days.   My oldest got the huge Simpsons house  set a few years ago (long story but amazon sent it to grandma in error, let her keep it), he put the house together, it looked cool.  I came back an hour later and he's now made multiple sheds and other assorted designs from it.  We decided right then that we'd never but another large set.  He has bought a few with his own money, but those don't stay together either. 

 
Guy just told me his neighbor bought his 10 year old a FJI phantom drone.  After charging it, the kid went out to fly it by himself and lost it.

 
Got my son a mobile basketball goal.  Set it up Christmas Eve.  Father in law crashed into it arriving Christmas Day and broke it (along with putting a large dent into his hood) without it being used once.  Father in law is already broke (long story) so wife said we will just replace it ourselves.  FML.

 
Geez.  My 10 yr old got a Fitbit Flex 1 and I thought I was spoiling him.

AFAIK it is still functioning.

 
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No offense, but you're creeping into "bad parent" territory here...




 
I have failed. 

I grew up very poor.  "Without a pot to piss in!" as some would say.  I work hard and my wife makes really good money so we try to get the twins nice things.  I think I am trying to somehow make up for having a childhood without material goods.  Kids always have the best clothes, expensive shoes, that when I was a kid was how a person was judged in school.  We had a long talk last night with the twins about not appreciating stuff they are given.  It is very difficult because they make great grades in school and both qualified for Duke nerd test thingy this year in 7th grade.  #### if I know I took the bb guns away and put them in the closet.    Maybe I just need to #### the neighbor who lost her window? 

 
Spent a few hundred dollars on kids presents...2 y.o. plays with each for a bit, and then spends hours playing with the tissue paper and gift bags, leaving the other toys to sit untouched.

 
I have failed. 

I grew up very poor.  "Without a pot to piss in!" as some would say.  I work hard and my wife makes really good money so we try to get the twins nice things.  I think I am trying to somehow make up for having a childhood without material goods.  Kids always have the best clothes, expensive shoes, that when I was a kid was how a person was judged in school.  We had a long talk last night with the twins about not appreciating stuff they are given.  It is very difficult because they make great grades in school and both qualified for Duke nerd test thingy this year in 7th grade.  #### if I know I took the bb guns away and put them in the closet.    Maybe I just need to #### the neighbor who lost her window? 
Don't beat yourself up. Have them pay for replacing the window. Teach them about responsibility. My kids don't have nice clothes shoes or toys. They still do stupid crap. Last year they went to get the mail and stopped st the house near the boxes and threw rocks at the guys windows not knowing he works from home. He called me up before they even got home. Thankfully they didn't break anything but they do stupid crap. All of them. 

 
It never gets any better. Ever.

I bought my wife (and I) a nice 3 piece frying pan set for Christmas. He used the small one today to prepare lunch. Not only did he use metal tongs, he left it on the burner without cleaning it out. It now has nicks in the non stick surface.

He's 19. 

 
Last year he got 2 RC car, a grave digger & an amphibious one.  He launched the gravedigger over the pool fence into the pool, and ruined it shortly after getting it.  I don't think he understood that they weren't all amphibious.  

 
Peak said:
8yr old got the millenium falcon lego set for Christmas.  He plowed into it made the characters and was done.  Turned to me and said OK dad,  your turn.  I spent all night putting that damn thing together and I know it will be in a thousand pieces when I get home tonight. 
My son did it himself last year (he was 6) but can barely play with it because it falls apart. They are not really meant to be played with.

 
My son did it himself last year (he was 6) but can barely play with it because it falls apart. They are not really meant to be played with.
Did any of you have to suffer through the Darth Vader Transformer Lego Death Star a few years ago? All that work, all that anticipation, & it's appeal lasted for about a week :wall:

 
Gave the kids (college age) just a couple of gifts and a wad of cash loaded into "play doh" jars since they need the cash more than anything. 5 crisp $100 dollar bills. Son tells me last night he can't find his. He searched through 8 bags of trash and found it at the bottom of the last bag. Almost had one less child last night.

 
My son did it himself last year (he was 6) but can barely play with it because it falls apart. They are not really meant to be played with.
Ya.  He called me this morning to thank me for putting it together while he was sleeping.  I got home to find it in 3 pieces.  It wasn't as bad as I thought.  My wife said he "carried it around very carefully" while playing with it - but it seemed to fall apart when he put it down.  I told him that it was Superman's fault as he was standing on top of the cockpit when I got home tonight.  He told me Hulk rode around on top of it a few times too.  Damn superhero types!   :rant:

 
Did any of you have to suffer through the Darth Vader Transformer Lego Death Star a few years ago? All that work, all that anticipation, & it's appeal lasted for about a week :wall:
Never had to work with that yet - but I did have to go through the robot/lego things.  I forget what they were called, but they didn't do much more than swing an axe or switch heads/skulls.

 
We went over to my sister in law's for Christmas dinner and to exchange gifts. When we got there we always exchanged gifts first then eat.

We are taking turns opening gifts when my youngest niece goes into a rage because Santa didn't get her the right earrings, or bring her a puppy or even the stupid pink Adidas warm up jacket she wanted.(Which is what we got her) My husband stands up walks back upstairs grabs his coat, and put on his shoes. He then comes back down stairs grabs the present from her as she was getting ready to open it, goes over to their fireplace and threw the unopened gift into the fire. He turns around looks at me and says we are leaving. He went outside and waited in our truck until I got our daughter ready and came out there. His hands were still shaking about 15 minutes later when I got out there and then he had to pull over a mile from their house  and asked me  to drive  the rest of the way home. 

 
Did any of you have to suffer through the Darth Vader Transformer Lego Death Star a few years ago? All that work, all that anticipation, & it's appeal lasted for about a week :wall:
No joke, it sits on my office desk with a Peyton Manning Lego guy that is either getting it in the butt or giving it in the butt, depending on who was the last to screw with it. Also :nokids: :nerd:

 
We went over to my sister in law's for Christmas dinner and to exchange gifts. When we got there we always exchanged gifts first then eat.

We are taking turns opening gifts when my youngest niece goes into a rage because Santa didn't get her the right earrings, or bring her a puppy or even the stupid pink Adidas warm up jacket she wanted.(Which is what we got her) My husband stands up walks back upstairs grabs his coat, and put on his shoes. He then comes back down stairs grabs the present from her as she was getting ready to open it, goes over to their fireplace and threw the unopened gift into the fire. He turns around looks at me and says we are leaving. He went outside and waited in our truck until I got our daughter ready and came out there. His hands were still shaking about 15 minutes later when I got out there and then he had to pull over a mile from their house  and asked me  to drive  the rest of the way home. 
This is something I imagine a lot of us have envisioned doing, but would never in a million years actually act on that impulse. That had to be mortifying for everyone.

But hey, looks like you get to have Christmas at home next year.

 
This is something I imagine a lot of us have envisioned doing, but would never in a million years actually act on that impulse. That had to be mortifying for everyone.

But hey, looks like you get to have Christmas at home next year.
Later that night he apologized to me, and the next day he tried to call his sister to apologize, but they never answered and after probably 10 calls over the entire day he just texted them an apology and told them he ordered her another jacket online and it should be there in a few days. He just hates Christmas, when we dated and first got married and had no kids I used to joke with him and call him Scrooge or the Grinch. Since we have had a child though I can now see the stress on his face every year from just after Thanksgiving until after Christmas is over. I have only recently noticed that the 1st day back to work after Christmas he leaves early for work, and he is always right on time normally, and when he gets home from work that day he is happy and back to normal.

 
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We went over to my sister in law's for Christmas dinner and to exchange gifts. When we got there we always exchanged gifts first then eat.

We are taking turns opening gifts when my youngest niece goes into a rage because Santa didn't get her the right earrings, or bring her a puppy or even the stupid pink Adidas warm up jacket she wanted.(Which is what we got her) My husband stands up walks back upstairs grabs his coat, and put on his shoes. He then comes back down stairs grabs the present from her as she was getting ready to open it, goes over to their fireplace and threw the unopened gift into the fire. He turns around looks at me and says we are leaving. He went outside and waited in our truck until I got our daughter ready and came out there. His hands were still shaking about 15 minutes later when I got out there and then he had to pull over a mile from their house  and asked me  to drive  the rest of the way home. 
So his sister, not yours? 

 
Peak said:
8yr old got the millenium falcon lego set for Christmas.  He plowed into it made the characters and was done.  Turned to me and said OK dad,  your turn.  I spent all night putting that damn thing together and I know it will be in a thousand pieces when I get home tonight. 
We've had a lot of luck with the big sets by having a ground rule that daddy only builds the set once and they are on their own after that. Makes them a lot more careful than they would be otherwise

 
Someone bought my kid a case of sidewalk chalk.  Last night I turned my head and he started drawing all over my girls candy painted whip.  She was pissed!

 
Later that night he apologized to me, and the next day he tried to call his sister to apologize, but they never answered and after probably 10 calls over the entire day he just texted them an apology and told them he ordered her another jacket online and it should be there in a few days. He just hates Christmas, when we dated and first got married and had no kids I used to joke with him and call him Scrooge or the Grinch. Since we have had a child though I can now see the stress on his face every year from just after Thanksgiving until after Christmas is over. I have only recently noticed that the 1st day back to work after Christmas he leaves early for work, and he is always right on time normally, and when he gets home from work that day he is happy and back to normal.
Why is Christmas so stressful for him? That's horrible.

 
We went over to my sister in law's for Christmas dinner and to exchange gifts. When we got there we always exchanged gifts first then eat.

We are taking turns opening gifts when my youngest niece goes into a rage because Santa didn't get her the right earrings, or bring her a puppy or even the stupid pink Adidas warm up jacket she wanted.(Which is what we got her) My husband stands up walks back upstairs grabs his coat, and put on his shoes. He then comes back down stairs grabs the present from her as she was getting ready to open it, goes over to their fireplace and threw the unopened gift into the fire. He turns around looks at me and says we are leaving. He went outside and waited in our truck until I got our daughter ready and came out there. His hands were still shaking about 15 minutes later when I got out there and then he had to pull over a mile from their house  and asked me  to drive  the rest of the way home. 
How nice of your husband to set such a great example of the appropriate way to act for your niece and daughter.

 
How nice of your husband to set such a great example of the appropriate way to act for your niece and daughter.
Meh.  His behavior was 10x's more justified than hers.  Not saying it was the best way to handle it, but if the sister is raising a monster I'd rather he go a little nutzo on her in her youth than watch the rude awakening she would get as a young adult.  A glimpse into the real world is a good thing for kids from time to time.

 

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