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Food Handcuffs (1 Viewer)

Notorious T.R.E.

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Like in fantasy football, some foods require a handcuff. The example I used in another thread is corn needs a butter handcuff. Or another would be watermelon needs vodka.

Melly might say that brisket needs to be handcuffed with ribs.

Whatcha got?

 
I don't think these are real handcuffs. For instance, drafting butter after corn is drafting the "hookup". Drafting grilled zucchini after corn is drafting the handcuff. You only need the zucchini for the corn's bye week or if the corn is injured. (Injury report: corn: doubtful (ear)).

 
I don't think these are real handcuffs. For instance, drafting butter after corn is drafting the "hookup". Drafting grilled zucchini after corn is drafting the handcuff. You only need the zucchini for the corn's bye week or if the corn is injured. (Injury report: corn: doubtful (ear)).
Food tandems

 
The ultimate food handcuff has to be pork right? Because there are two kinds of people in the world, those who want to crush a steak and those who are like no thanks I'd rather have chicken. But both would be like "oh a pork tenderloin, that's ok even though it's really not my first choice I'm still happy."

 
The ultimate food handcuff has to be pork right? Because there are two kinds of people in the world, those who want to crush a steak and those who are like no thanks I'd rather have chicken. But both would be like "oh a pork tenderloin, that's ok even though it's really not my first choice I'm still happy."
This is what I was going to post.

 
TenTimes said:
I don't think these are real handcuffs. For instance, drafting butter after corn is drafting the "hookup". Drafting grilled zucchini after corn is drafting the handcuff. You only need the zucchini for the corn's bye week or if the corn is injured. (Injury report: corn: doubtful (ear)).
Food tandems
Would peas and carrots be considered food by committee?
 
Lamb and tuna fish
This is America, isn't it?

We do spaghetti and meatballs in these parts. I guess sausage mcmuffins and cheese would be acceptable too.

French Fries and Mayonnaise.
Why? WHY?! Why do some people insist on eating jizz fries?
it's 'merica. We like our fat on fat.

Never had mayo on fries, sounds disgusting really, but I do like vinegar strokes fries.

 
Lamb and tuna fish
This is America, isn't it?

We do spaghetti and meatballs in these parts. I guess sausage mcmuffins and cheese would be acceptable too.

French Fries and Mayonnaise.
Why? WHY?! Why do some people insist on eating jizz fries?
it's 'merica. We like our fat on fat.

Never had mayo on fries, sounds disgusting really, but I do like vinegar strokes fries.
I think the mayo on fries is more of a European thing.

I don't like mayo enough to like that, but I don't see the problem with it either.

Vinegar fries? You talking about sprinkling some malt vinegar on your fries? Or something else?

 
Fluff needs peanut butter. Peanut butter can do just fine by itself or other friends thank you very much.

 
French fries and gravy.

Anything and hot sauce.

Bourbon and a glass.

Hot tamales and a monster.

Nutella and almonds.

Green chile and steak.

 
So is the topic replacements or compliments?

The title appears to be asking for replacements but most people are posting compliments.

 
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