forever, forever…… forever-ever-ever? (1 Viewer)

[Corey O]

The greatness of the Raiders seems like eons ago. And all the while, we optimists and pessimists agonize over the excruciating setbacks that are the Raiders recent past? If a pessimist and an optimist get shot in the leg with a 12-gauge shotgun at point-blank range, the pain is just as traumatic to both. The only difference; the majority of the time, the optimist has the ability/capacity to recover from the womb much more swiftly. And still; it isn't any easier. The majority here (and on many another Raider ‘site) claim to have the unique remedy that would undoubtedly stop the bleeding and save the day. "Apply a tourniquet (Al stepping down; or worse, dying!)", "Use a Band-Aid (Free Agency)", "No! We need surgery (The NFL Draft)!" “Get this player; get that player.” “Utilize this scheme.” “No! Use this one!”

Some may be correct, incorrect, or partially. But, name me one, who can confirm any of this babbling. I know two; and they AIN’T mortal.

I say... Really; who cares? Hope that the moves made and the ones to come will amount to something. If not; oh well. They’re still your team. And regardless of what anyone claims, threatens to do, or threatens not do; the Raiders are ALWAYS going to be their freakin’ team. ACT LIKE IT!!! I'm Audi.

No specific direction or pun’ intended. If the cleat fits, you know the deal……

 

[ebcpastor2004]

The greatness of the Raiders seems like eons ago. And all the while, we optimists and pessimists agonize over the excruciating setbacks that are the Raiders recent past? If a pessimist and an optimist get shot in the leg with a 12-gauge shotgun at point-blank range, the pain is just as traumatic to both. The only difference; the majority of the time, the optimist has the ability/capacity to recover from the womb much more swiftly. And still; it isn't any easier. The majority here (and on many another Raider ‘site) claim to have the unique remedy that would undoubtedly stop the bleeding and save the day. "Apply a tourniquet (Al stepping down; or worse, dying!)", "Use a Band-Aid (Free Agency)", "No! We need surgery (The NFL Draft)!" “Get this player; get that player.” “Utilize this scheme.” “No! Use this one!”

Some may be correct, incorrect, or partially. But, name me one, who can confirm any of this babbling. I know two; and they AIN’T mortal.

I say... Really; who cares? Hope that the moves made and the ones to come will amount to something. If not; oh well. They’re still your team. And regardless of what anyone claims, threatens to do, or threatens not do; the Raiders are ALWAYS going to be their freakin’ team. ACT LIKE IT!!! I'm Audi.

No specific direction or pun’ intended. If the cleat fits, you know the deal……

to recover from the womb LOL

 

[Corey O]

The greatness of the Raiders seems like eons ago. And all the while, we optimists and pessimists agonize over the excruciating setbacks that are the Raiders recent past? If a pessimist and an optimist get shot in the leg with a 12-gauge shotgun at point-blank range, the pain is just as traumatic to both. The only difference; the majority of the time, the optimist has the ability/capacity to recover from the womb much more swiftly. And still; it isn't any easier. The majority here (and on many another Raider ‘site) claim to have the unique remedy that would undoubtedly stop the bleeding and save the day. "Apply a tourniquet (Al stepping down; or worse, dying!)", "Use a Band-Aid (Free Agency)", "No! We need surgery (The NFL Draft)!" “Get this player; get that player.” “Utilize this scheme.” “No! Use this one!”Some may be correct, incorrect, or partially. But, name me one, who can confirm any of this babbling. I know two; and they AIN’T mortal.I say... Really; who cares? Hope that the moves made and the ones to come will amount to something. If not; oh well. They’re still your team. And regardless of what anyone claims, threatens to do, or threatens not do; the Raiders are ALWAYS going to be their freakin’ team. ACT LIKE IT!!! I'm Audi.No specific direction or pun’ intended. If the cleat fits, you know the deal……

'Sorry... Wrong board. Please disregard.

 

[Corey O]

The greatness of the Raiders seems like eons ago. And all the while, we optimists and pessimists agonize over the excruciating setbacks that are the Raiders recent past? If a pessimist and an optimist get shot in the leg with a 12-gauge shotgun at point-blank range, the pain is just as traumatic to both. The only difference; the majority of the time, the optimist has the ability/capacity to recover from the womb much more swiftly. And still; it isn't any easier. The majority here (and on many another Raider ‘site) claim to have the unique remedy that would undoubtedly stop the bleeding and save the day. "Apply a tourniquet (Al stepping down; or worse, dying!)", "Use a Band-Aid (Free Agency)", "No! We need surgery (The NFL Draft)!" “Get this player; get that player.” “Utilize this scheme.” “No! Use this one!”

Some may be correct, incorrect, or partially. But, name me one, who can confirm any of this babbling. I know two; and they AIN’T mortal.

I say... Really; who cares? Hope that the moves made and the ones to come will amount to something. If not; oh well. They’re still your team. And regardless of what anyone claims, threatens to do, or threatens not do; the Raiders are ALWAYS going to be their freakin’ team. ACT LIKE IT!!! I'm Audi.

No specific direction or pun’ intended. If the cleat fits, you know the deal……

to recover from the womb LOL

All mannn... My Bad. "wound" Haaaaa!! Now I done recovered from plenty of "wombs (wink)" in my day. Thanks.

 

[Steady Mooobin]

Just say no to drugs.

 

[Bri]

Corey, thread title change? hard to tell it's a raiders thread. Just a suggestion

 

[Polish Hammer]

Corey, thread title change? hard to tell it's a raiders thread. Just a suggestion

Don't stop him...he's on a roll.

 

[azgroover]

...Ms. Jackson my intentions were good

I wish I could

Become a magician....

Commitment to excellence, yada yada yada.

 

[Interseptopus]

Wow... hope he got off his soap box there. Not to mention lay off the fairy dust...

 

[BroadwayG]

Can someone sum up the original post in English?

 

[gianmarco]

I'm on my 4th reading of the OP, going back in for 5. I'm not sure how many total attempts I should make.

I do know that I cannot confirm the babbling, let alone name one that can.

 

[Knight who says Ni]

Can someone sum up the original post in English?

Al Davis is immortal, if you get shot in the leg your womb hurts, and the Raiders are drafting an Audi in round 1. Ni

 

[IM666]

If a pessimist and an optimist get shot in the leg with a 12-gauge shotgun at point-blank range, the pain is just as traumatic to both. The only difference; the majority of the time, the optimist has the ability/capacity to recover from the womb much more swiftly.

"Man, you just got you leg blown off!""It's okay, on the bright side, I don't ever have to feel guilty about parking in the handicap space."

 

[TheLastDispatch]

The greatness of the Raiders seems like eons ago. And all the while, we optimists and pessimists agonize over the excruciating setbacks that are the Raiders recent past? If a pessimist and an optimist get shot in the leg with a 12-gauge shotgun at point-blank range, the pain is just as traumatic to both. The only difference; the majority of the time, the optimist has the ability/capacity to recover from the womb much more swiftly. And still; it isn't any easier. The majority here (and on many another Raider ‘site) claim to have the unique remedy that would undoubtedly stop the bleeding and save the day. "Apply a tourniquet (Al stepping down; or worse, dying!)", "Use a Band-Aid (Free Agency)", "No! We need surgery (The NFL Draft)!" “Get this player; get that player.” “Utilize this scheme.” “No! Use this one!”Some may be correct, incorrect, or partially. But, name me one, who can confirm any of this babbling. I know two; and they AIN’T mortal.I say... Really; who cares? Hope that the moves made and the ones to come will amount to something. If not; oh well. They’re still your team. And regardless of what anyone claims, threatens to do, or threatens not do; the Raiders are ALWAYS going to be their freakin’ team. ACT LIKE IT!!! I'm Audi.No specific direction or pun’ intended. If the cleat fits, you know the deal……

Can someone sum up the original post in English?

I took 4 years of this in high school. I'm a little rusty but I think I can translate.It seems like the Raiders haven't been good in a long time. Since then, both optimists and pessimists alike moan and groan over the Raiders failures. Pessimists and optimists both share the same pain of these failures, but optimists get over it faster. Many people propose ideas to fix the Raiders, such as getting rid of Al Davis or signing Player X in free agency. I don't know if these people are right or wrong. But can anyone know for sure if these suggestions would fix the Raiders? God (and Jesus?) is the only one who knows for sure.But who cares? You just have to hope that whatever the Raiders end up doing works out. If it doesn't, they're still your team. You're still a fan.

 

[AnonymousBob]

I have no idea what the OP said but I like it nonetheless.

:suscribe:

 

[Andy Dufresne]

For my money, this guy just can't post enough. His work in the Deangelo Hall thread was

 

[Interseptopus]

Can someone sum up the original post in English?

Al Davis is immortal, if you get shot in the leg your womb hurts, and the Raiders are drafting an Audi in round 1. Ni

hahahahaha nice

For my money, this guy just can't post enough. His work in the Deangelo Hall thread was

Read his Hall post... this guys sure loves his "if the cleat fits" line... he's pretty much pathetic. A disgrace to any Raider fan.

 

[SeniorVBDStudent]

Corey O, please post on as many topics as you can think of. Testify!

 

[Interseptopus]

The best part about his posts is that he tries to sound smart by trying to use big words, analogies, even the occasional ";"... but really, he's got the worst grammar possible. I mean, we're lucky he uses periods to conclude his sentences

So you get shot in the leg with a 12 gauge, and to stop the bleeding, Al Davis can step down?

Listen kid, I'm not sure what drugs your mom was doing when she was pregnant with you, or how many times you were dropped, or if you're even mentally challenged, but leave the posting to the big boys around here who actually make sense...

Well... on second thought, it's kids like you posting here that make the world go round, and give the rest of us something to chuckle about, so keep it up. In fact, as Senior VBD Student said, start as many topics as you want

EDIT: a quick idea I just had to explain his posts... perhaps he's an illegal immigrant who can't speak English so he uses BabelFish to translate? And that's what comes out? :(

 

[TheLastDispatch]

Can someone sum up the original post in English?

Al Davis is immortal, if you get shot in the leg your womb hurts, and the Raiders are drafting an Audi in round 1. Ni

hahahahaha nice

For my money, this guy just can't post enough. His work in the Deangelo Hall thread was

Read his Hall post... this guys sure loves his "if the cleat fits" line... he's pretty much pathetic. A disgrace to any Raider fan.

The best part about his posts is that he tries to sound smart by trying to use big words, analogies, even the occasional ";"... but really, he's got the worst grammar possible. I mean, we're lucky he uses periods to conclude his sentences

So you get shot in the leg with a 12 gauge, and to stop the bleeding, Al Davis can step down?

Listen kid, I'm not sure what drugs your mom was doing when she was pregnant with you, or how many times you were dropped, or if you're even mentally challenged, but leave the posting to the big boys around here who actually make sense...

Well... on second thought, it's kids like you posting here that make the world go round, and give the rest of us something to chuckle about, so keep it up. In fact, as Senior VBD Student said, start as many topics as you want

EDIT: a quick idea I just had to explain his posts... perhaps he's an illegal immigrant who can't speak English so he uses BabelFish to translate? And that's what comes out?

I think you guys are pushing the line.

Joe/Mods wouldn't be too happy if he/they read some of this.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Lets keep this nice. I want this thread to remain open so that Corey O can continue to share.

 

[Englishteacher]

The greatness of the Raiders seems like eons ago. And all the while, we optimists and pessimists agonize over the excruciating setbacks that are the Raiders recent past? If a pessimist and an optimist get shot in the leg with a 12-gauge shotgun at point-blank range, the pain is just as traumatic to both. The only difference; the majority of the time, the optimist has the ability/capacity to recover from the womb much more swiftly. And still; it isn't any easier. The majority here (and on many another Raider ‘site) claim to have the unique remedy that would undoubtedly stop the bleeding and save the day. "Apply a tourniquet (Al stepping down; or worse, dying!)", "Use a Band-Aid (Free Agency)", "No! We need surgery (The NFL Draft)!" “Get this player; get that player.” “Utilize this scheme.” “No! Use this one!”Some may be correct, incorrect, or partially. But, name me one, who can confirm any of this babbling. I know two; and they AIN’T mortal.I say... Really; who cares? Hope that the moves made and the ones to come will amount to something. If not; oh well. They’re still your team. And regardless of what anyone claims, threatens to do, or threatens not do; the Raiders are ALWAYS going to be their freakin’ team. ACT LIKE IT!!! I'm Audi.No specific direction or pun’ intended. If the cleat fits, you know the deal……

Can someone sum up the original post in English?

I took 4 years of this in high school. I'm a little rusty but I think I can translate.It seems like the Raiders haven't been good in a long time. Since then, both optimists and pessimists alike moan and groan over the Raiders failures. Pessimists and optimists both share the same pain of these failures, but optimists get over it faster. Many people propose ideas to fix the Raiders, such as getting rid of Al Davis or signing Player X in free agency. I don't know if these people are right or wrong. But can anyone know for sure if these suggestions would fix the Raiders? God (and Jesus?) is the only one who knows for sure.But who cares? You just have to hope that whatever the Raiders end up doing works out. If it doesn't, they're still your team. You're still a fan.

at "I took 4 years of this in high school."

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Oh Stewardess!? I speak jive!

 

[DoubleG]

Oh Stewardess!? I speak jive!