Funny Fantasy Football Team Names (1 Viewer)

[mtffl2]

i'm using one i saw on here a couple of years ago....

Son's of Blitzes

 

[two_dollars]

The Brady Bundchen

 

[gonzobill5]

I'm going with BallsOutCrocsOn this year

 

[everydayj]

DezB does Dallas

You mean: DezB Does Dallas? Like this?

 

[H8fulHuck]

My cousin and her friend (2 female owners) have a team called "Show Me Your TD's."

Dude, this is one of those times when a little white lie wouldn't hurt.Don't say she is your cousin, even if it's true.Just say "this hot chick in our league". We won't know the difference.Always avoid references to your cousin's TDs.Trust me, I'm from Tennessee.

Haha... oops, sorry. Wasn't thinking like a FBG. Actually, she's my second cousin, and I wouldn't mind seeing...No wait... she's my mom's first cousin's daughter. What does that make her to me...?

What's really creepy is you putting your cousin's pic as an avatar.Touched by an Uncle is a pretty disturbing team name.

 

[SproutDaddy]

Last year my team was Marv Albert's Mouthpiece. My avatar was a picture of a big ol' booty.

 

[Rick James]

I just want to say I'm getting really tired of all these stupid team names that are just lame puns.

"Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe"- Are you kidding me? get out of the league dude

 

[nysportsfan]

I just want to say I'm getting really tired of all these stupid team names that are just lame puns."Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe"- Are you kidding me? get out of the league dude

You do realize you chose Rick James as your handle, right?

 

[Carver]

Brandon's "Spike"

 

[hooter311]

I just want to say I'm getting really tired of all these stupid team names that are just lame puns.

"Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe"- Are you kidding me? get out of the league dude

Nonsense. What Would Aromashodu? and Farve Dollar Foot Long are great. The lamer the better.

 

[HenryWinklerRulez]

Guy in my league has Arian Foster and he named his team The Arian Brotherhood.

 

[newteech]

I'm going with BallsOutCrocsOn this year

my teamRock Out With Your Crocs Out

 

[Sunday Devil]

My cousin and her friend (2 female owners) have a team called "Show Me Your TD's."

Dude, this is one of those times when a little white lie wouldn't hurt.Don't say she is your cousin, even if it's true.Just say "this hot chick in our league". We won't know the difference.Always avoid references to your cousin's TDs.Trust me, I'm from Tennessee.

stay classy ten

 

[Brothers Mayhem]

Awful - I don't like any of those names from that list.

 

[2and2is5]

"Pissing Excellence" Incorporated has been the franchise name across multiple leagues for a couple years now

 

[Rick James]

I just want to say I'm getting really tired of all these stupid team names that are just lame puns."Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe"- Are you kidding me? get out of the league dude

You do realize you chose Rick James as your handle, right?

You do realize that's not a pun, right?

 

[ufshowboat]

Hide ya kids

 

[Sir Psycho]

Titsburg Feelers

 

[Sam Quentin]

Dwayne Bowe in the Dark

 

[gasFace]

I scream sunday

 

[patrickmcgroin]

Dwayne Bowe in the Dark

Thats so bad its good.

 

[coltsnut]

Lous S####z

 

[everydayj]

I went with Romo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.

 

[MG345]

Haha... oops, sorry. Wasn't thinking like a FBG. Actually, she's my second cousin, and I wouldn't mind seeing...No wait... she's my mom's first cousin's daughter. What does that make her to me...?

You are right, she is your second cousin. Still kinda gross.

 

[PatsFanCT]

Dwayne Bowe in the Dark

I'll probably draft Dwayne Bowe now, just so I can use this name.

 

[MrSoup]

I am "Baldinger's Pinky"

Win!!!

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

Human Centipedes

 

[butcher boy]

I know some real funny ones but they are dirty and will get moderated out.

 

[LittlePhatty]

stay classy ten

Strange time for that over-used phrase, when I'm poking fun at myself and the stereotypes surrounding the state I live in.

 

[PatsFanCT]

I know some real funny ones but they are dirty and will get moderated out.

I know a girl in Phoenix, but I wont bother telling you her name because you probably don't know her.

 

[PhantomJB]

Eddie Royale w/ Cheese

 

[NHLumpa2]

Ah yes. The reference to french McDonalds food reminded me.

CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys sometimes works

 

[NHLumpa2]

After autopick on one of my secondary teams, it is now named

Aromashodont

 

[aldelgreco]

Weekend at Bernie Parmalee's

 

[eaglezzz]

Revis and Butthead

 

[sbcantwin]

http://espn.go.com/blog/sportscenter/post/...ball-team-names

good list/logos - better than the first one posted

 

[hooter311]

African Born U.S. Presidents for $400, Alex.

 

[notpacmanjones!]

I've got Crabtrees

 

[4th&26]

...you want cheeze??

"I SJax my Johnson to Schauby Gorn"

...you can guess who's on my team

 

[Khalua83]

Titsburg Feelers..

Multiple Scorgasms...

Those are both semi-funny in a non-funny kind of way

 

[identikit]

BP Spillers

 

[Canadian Content]

Mel Gibson inspired..... Lose but you will Bowe me first!

 

[Sister Havana]

I had a team named the Ontario Whizzinators one year.

 

[thatguy]

Really stupid, but my best effort:

iTashard Foster-in Crabs and Harvin VD

 

[GregR_2]

For you 49ers fans:

Iupati Like It's 1999.

 

[Man In The Box]

I Have Favre Fingers In Her Percy

 

[PatsFanCT]

I have Matthews, Best, Hardesty and Huggins on my team, as well as T.O. So I named it "The young and the restless".

 

[PatsFanCT]

BP Spillers

This is very good, in a disturbing kinda' way, but I like it.

 

[RudeDog]

Lame list. I'm "The Percy Hargraines" beat that!

I'm using "Dhani's Junk Funk" stemming from his commercial

 

[Black]

awful

painful. so much so, I'll subject you to these, many of which I am sure I pilfered off someone on this board.Most of these work best with the right Avatar/Logo/Icon.Twice the Van DammageMonkey Steals The PeachNo MossTurn and CoughSniff The GloveCandy ShopWho FartedMr. Chow's Chinese NutsThese Chinese Nuts$exual ChocolateLe Big MacFaddenUncle Rico's Steak TossJared Lorenzen's YearTenacious DSTMendenHall N' OatsYour First Damn LossSuck my DitkaBig Ol' DitkaMudbuttTravis Henry (Rogers-Cromartie?)'s Yer DaddyBelichick MagnetKi-Jana MonologuesTatupu PlatterStink EyeThe H is O<any AC/DC song>Let Em off the Hook