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Game Thread W8: Houston @ Indianapolis (1 Viewer)

Man, I shudder to think how awesome Andre's stats would have been had he not had Carr throwing to him all those years

 
Need a FG here and I win.
What did you have for breakfast? Can you share more information that only matters to you? Why am I such a jerk when I drink rum?
:lmao: I know I know, but had to post it in the thread or the fantasy gods wouldn't hear me.
Judges?Yes! We will allow it! Congratulations!
Only one thing missing. Oh heck, I'll do it for you: :goodposting: :rolleyes: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle:
I have been here a long time. I know the shirt. I know the dot. The meaning of the pickle eludes me. Please explain.
 
Watching the Colts on offense is like watching baseball. Strike. Foul ball. Foul ball. Ball. Ball. Foul ball. Louisiana. Leg tap. Fake snap count. Foul ball. Sometimes, it actually gets a bit boring.

 
They need a Debbie Downer in the booth to offset Jaws praise of Manning.

Jaws on Manning...The way he passes his bowel movements is unbelievable they don't even leave skids, just perfect turds everytime, I bet he doesn't even have to wipe. But, if he did have to wipe I would like to hand him the toilet paper.

 
They need a Debbie Downer in the booth to offset Jaws praise of Manning. Jaws on Manning...The way he passes his bowel movements is unbelievable they don't even leave skids, just perfect turds everytime, I bet he doesn't even have to wipe. But, if he did have to wipe I would like to hand him the toilet paper.
This post is full of win.Rebuttal by Madden"But when Favre has a movement he does not even need to flush. The toilet never sees it coming and the excrement just moves itself along as if possessed. When Brett Favre poops you don't even see it until it is too late. And that is why Brett Favre is the Brett Favre of Brett Favres."
 
I wonder if Chuckie chuckled when Dungy was added to the ring of fame. "Heh, I took your team and won the Super Bowl biznich!"

 
The only thing quicker than Dwight Freeney coming off the ball on the snap is a Praying Mantis when it snaps it prey.

 

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