Geomagnetic Storm Warning (1 Viewer)

[Fat Nick]

so

the innerwebs could go down when the iphone 6 goes live...

coincidence?

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[apalmer]

Post this in the Shark Tank and they'll wan to know how it affects the prospects of their fantasy teams.

That's why I'm starting all my Steelers and Ravens -- get the points before it hits.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Post this in the Shark Tank and they'll wan to know how it affects the prospects of their fantasy teams.

That's why I'm starting all my Steelers and Ravens -- get the points before it hits.

Southern teams will be less affected. Start players who are located in the South tomorrow.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

so

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[ACCEPT]

 

[Skipdog77]

I wish Obama would stop screwing around with ISIS and give us his plan on how he will destroy the sun so we don't face threats like this anymore!

 

[Rayderr]

I wish Obama would stop screwing around with ISIS and give us his plan on how he will destroy the sun so we don't face threats like this anymore!

He wants to arm the moon.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Any truth to the rumor that this wasn't actually a solar flare and that it was actually a North Korean military base on the Sun firing a weapon at us?

 

[joffer]

Any truth to the rumor that this wasn't actually a solar flare and that it was actually a North Korean military base on the Sun firing a weapon at us?

maybe, but they can only fire at night

 

[NCCommish]

Any truth to the rumor that this wasn't actually a solar flare and that it was actually a North Korean military base on the Sun firing a weapon at us?

Silly they can only come out at night when the Sun is turned off. This happened during the day when they would have been ensconced in their nifty base.

 

[Parrothead]

Any truth to the rumor that this wasn't actually a solar flare and that it was actually a North Korean military base on the Sun firing a weapon at us?

you hear this from General Wai Tu Hot?

 

[TheIronSheik]

It's funny that you two are so naive that you don't think North Korea has already figured out a way to live on the sun when it's daytime. Morons.

 

[Fennis]

so

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[ACCEPT]

I'm gonna click on.... decline.

 

[Politician Spock]

Any truth to the rumor that this wasn't actually a solar flare and that it was actually a North Korean military base on the Sun firing a weapon at us?

Let's wait until we found out what part of the earth is affected the most before launching the conspiracy rumors.

I'm sure if North Korea gets hit the worst, then they'll be screaming that the US did it.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

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tl;dr[ACCEPT]

I've never seen that before. That was awesome.

 

[Fennis]

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tl;dr[ACCEPT]

its a really funny episode. Here's the entire thing if you want: http://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes/s15e01-humancentipad

 

[Fennis]

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tl;dr[ACCEPT]

Woah, they force you to watch a bunch of ads now. That's new.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Post this in the Shark Tank and they'll wan to know how it affects the prospects of their fantasy teams.

That's why I'm starting all my Steelers and Ravens -- get the points before it hits.

Bench all Patriots. If communications systems are down, they can no longer listen in to their opponents for an advantage.

 

[arrow1]

Post this in the Shark Tank and they'll wan to know how it affects the prospects of their fantasy teams.

That's why I'm starting all my Steelers and Ravens -- get the points before it hits.

Better get on the waiver wire today...

 

[Sinn Fein]

I'm going to miss you guys

 

[Das Boot]

Electronics could get fried tomorrow. Satellites, communication and a lot of other issues could happen. We just don't know.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u66/stationagent/34968212_zpsadbd7726.jpg

 

[Sinn Fein]

My guess - this misses by a very large margin.

 

[joffer]

My guess - this misses by a very large margin.

misses what?

 

[Politician Spock]

Life would be really different if I couldn't post here.

So I just put 9600 baud modem in a faraday cage in my garage.... just in case.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Seriously, a bad one of these scares the #### out of me. We almost got hit in 2012. Something like 1 week earlier and we'd be living in colonial times again. The rebuild takes a long time, no one really appreciates how long it would take. The scale is decades, maybe up to a century.

Right. I thought they said Quebec was knocked off power for a week from one back in 1989.

 

[Fat Nick]

Life would be really different if I couldn't post here.

So I just put 9600 baud modem in a faraday cage in my garage.... just in case.

Breaking News...AOL's stock is up 2000% today.

 

[Fat Nick]

So seriously, how far south are they thinking one could see some of the Northern Lights tonight? Seeing them is in my bucket list, and I don't really feel like traveling that far north for any other reason shy of maybe going salmon fishing. It'd be pretty awesome if I could see them from my deck in New Jersey.

 

[Eminence]

So does this effect the whole planet or just whatever side happens to be facing the storm when it rolls through?

 

[Fat Nick]

Any truth to the rumor that this wasn't actually a solar flare and that it was actually a North Korean military base on the Sun firing a weapon at us?

I'm gonna click on.... decline.

If these two posts had a baby...

 

[Sinn Fein]

So does this effect the whole planet or just whatever side happens to be facing the storm when it rolls through?

Fortunately it only affect gay people - so you are in the clear. This is just God's way of hitting re-set.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Life would be really different if I couldn't post here.

So I just put 9600 baud modem in a faraday cage in my garage.... just in case.

Breaking News...AOL's stock is up 2000% today.

That explains all the CDs I've been getting in the mail...shame my mac does not have a CD drive...

 

[Sinn Fein]

My guess - this misses by a very large margin.

misses what?

Earth/doing any actual damage

 

[Rayderr]

So does this effect the whole planet or just whatever side happens to be facing the storm when it rolls through?

Fortunately it only affect gay people - so you are in the clear. This is just God's way of hitting re-set.

What if they choose to be straight for the time the wave hits?

 

[Fat Nick]

Life would be really different if I couldn't post here.

So I just put 9600 baud modem in a faraday cage in my garage.... just in case.

Breaking News...AOL's stock is up 2000% today.

That explains all the CDs I've been getting in the mail...shame my mac does not have a CD drive...

If only we know how that Revolution series would have ended...

 

[Fat Nick]

So does this effect the whole planet or just whatever side happens to be facing the storm when it rolls through?

Fortunately it only affect gay people - so you are in the clear. This is just God's way of hitting re-set.

What if they choose to be straight for the time the wave hits?

It's biological, isn't it?

 

[Christo]

So does this effect the whole planet or just whatever side happens to be facing the storm when it rolls through?

Fortunately it only affect gay people - so you are in the clear. This is just God's way of hitting re-set.

But will it affect my Gaydar?

 

[Sinn Fein]

So does this effect the whole planet or just whatever side happens to be facing the storm when it rolls through?

Fortunately it only affect gay people - so you are in the clear. This is just God's way of hitting re-set.

But will it affect my Gaydar?

You'll be impotent

 

[Rayderr]

So does this effect the whole planet or just whatever side happens to be facing the storm when it rolls through?

Fortunately it only affect gay people - so you are in the clear. This is just God's way of hitting re-set.

What if they choose to be straight for the time the wave hits?

It's biological, isn't it?

Please don't turn a joke into a yet another gay choice/genetic debate thread.

 

[Christo]

So does this effect the whole planet or just whatever side happens to be facing the storm when it rolls through?

Fortunately it only affect gay people - so you are in the clear. This is just God's way of hitting re-set.

But will it affect my Gaydar?

You'll be impotent

Gays already stoke my impotence.

 

[TheIronSheik]

So seriously, how far south are they thinking one could see some of the Northern Lights tonight? Seeing them is in my bucket list, and I don't really feel like traveling that far north for any other reason shy of maybe going salmon fishing. It'd be pretty awesome if I could see them from my deck in New Jersey.

We are on the edge, most likely. And that would be for tomorrow night, not tonight. I think the reason the prediction maps haven't really been out is because no one really knows for sure. But if it would happen, it would be tomorrow night. Sorry I can't be more specific. I'm in the same boat you are.

 

[Fennis]

So seriously, how far south are they thinking one could see some of the Northern Lights tonight? Seeing them is in my bucket list, and I don't really feel like traveling that far north for any other reason shy of maybe going salmon fishing. It'd be pretty awesome if I could see them from my deck in New Jersey.

We are on the edge, most likely. And that would be for tomorrow night, not tonight. I think the reason the prediction maps haven't really been out is because no one really knows for sure. But if it would happen, it would be tomorrow night. Sorry I can't be more specific. I'm in the same boat you are.

Here you guys go:

http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/northern-lights-viewing-condit/33834457

 

[TheIronSheik]

So seriously, how far south are they thinking one could see some of the Northern Lights tonight? Seeing them is in my bucket list, and I don't really feel like traveling that far north for any other reason shy of maybe going salmon fishing. It'd be pretty awesome if I could see them from my deck in New Jersey.

We are on the edge, most likely. And that would be for tomorrow night, not tonight. I think the reason the prediction maps haven't really been out is because no one really knows for sure. But if it would happen, it would be tomorrow night. Sorry I can't be more specific. I'm in the same boat you are.

Here you guys go:

http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/northern-lights-viewing-condit/33834457

Thanks, GB. I thought I saw this yesterday, but for some reason couldn't find it today. Stupid work was getting in the way of my screwing around on the internet.

 

[Fat Nick]

So does this effect the whole planet or just whatever side happens to be facing the storm when it rolls through?

Fortunately it only affect gay people - so you are in the clear. This is just God's way of hitting re-set.

What if they choose to be straight for the time the wave hits?

It's biological, isn't it?

Please don't turn a joke into a yet another gay choice/genetic debate thread.

Isn't that what we do here?

 

[TheIronSheik]

So does this effect the whole planet or just whatever side happens to be facing the storm when it rolls through?

Fortunately it only affect gay people - so you are in the clear. This is just God's way of hitting re-set.

What if they choose to be straight for the time the wave hits?

It's biological, isn't it?

Please don't turn a joke into a yet another gay choice/genetic debate thread.

Isn't that what we do here?

Not after this storm we won't.

 

[Fat Nick]

So does this effect the whole planet or just whatever side happens to be facing the storm when it rolls through?

Fortunately it only affect gay people - so you are in the clear. This is just God's way of hitting re-set.

What if they choose to be straight for the time the wave hits?

It's biological, isn't it?

Please don't turn a joke into a yet another gay choice/genetic debate thread.

Isn't that what we do here?

Not after this storm we won't.

Should we set up some kind of cornhole location in advance so we can meet up and talk like old times once the grid goes down?

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Hmmm, implementing my survival strategy this morning; buy lots of bullets.

 

[jamny]

The photons can take up to 500,000 years to travel from the center of the sun to the surface.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

The photons can take up to 500,000 years to travel from the center of the sun to the surface.

Oh. So, we've got some time then.

:takesofftinfoilsuit:

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

For ####s and giggles, I just Googled "tinfoil suit". I am REALLY glad that I did!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=webhp&tbm=isch&source=hp&ei=0gMTVKz3MIWdygTTo4LwAw&q=tinfoil+suit&oq=tinfoil+suit&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.12..0.2272.7921.0.11282.13.13.0.4.4.0.358.2964.0j5j5j3.13.0....0.0..1c.1.53.mobile-gws-hp..2.11.1808.0.hOYkJFjH1ko

 

[joffer]

The photons can take up to 500,000 years to travel from the center of the sun to the surface.

One of my favorite facts about the sun. Mind-boggling

 

[Sinn Fein]

The photons can take up to 500,000 years to travel from the center of the sun to the surface.

One of my favorite facts about the sun. Mind-boggling

Sure, but in sun-years, thats like a blink of an eye.