dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Stupid golf spectators.
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GET IN THE HOLE! (1 Viewer)
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Stupid golf spectators.
Shrek
Having a great season
You make it to a major golf event, you make it right behind Tiger Woods on the tee, and the best thing you can think to yell out when he hits his tee shot is GET IN THE HOOOOOOOOLE! ? Those golfers must restrain themselves sometimes from just turning around and saying, "Would you mind shutting the #### up for few seconds?"
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
I mean, it's getting ridiculous. If I was a golfer in one of these tournaments I'd be like SHUT THE #### UP!! They should be thrown off the face of the earth.
joffer
Footballguy
i like listening to Johnny Miller a lot, but sometimes his descriptions during the slow-mo replay of the player's swings are a riot, especially if it was a bad shot
"ok, let's see here....good take away, you see his arm is right in line with his spine and his left hip pronating correctly ..... good position a the top, let's see if he pulls out on the way....yeaahhhhh, oh yeah right there he moves right out of it and just closes it over and comes and you see the shot goes left...."
"ok, let's see here....good take away, you see his arm is right in line with his spine and his left hip pronating correctly ..... good position a the top, let's see if he pulls out on the way....yeaahhhhh, oh yeah right there he moves right out of it and just closes it over and comes and you see the shot goes left...."
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
####### bull####. The mechanics of a good golf swing are complex, but acting like it's more sophisticated than brain surgery is just stuck on stupid.
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Schubert Dip
Footballguy
Jules Winnfield
Footballguy
YOU THE MAN!!!!!
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Slinger
Footballguy
Ozymandias
Footballguy
Stupid spectators.
Afro Samurai
Footballguy
Stupid people.....
I was lucky enough to get to go to the Masters a few years ago and there was this crew of half-####### frat boys that kept yelling stupid crap. One of the golfers (Chris DiMarco?) finally got security to do something about them.
I was lucky enough to get to go to the Masters a few years ago and there was this crew of half-####### frat boys that kept yelling stupid crap. One of the golfers (Chris DiMarco?) finally got security to do something about them.
fruity pebbles
Footballguy
I like it when they do that and the ball ends up out in the woods somewhere.
Big Papi
Footballguy
I was at a bar for the end of the US Open today and on Tiger's putt for birdie on 18, at least half of the place yelled 'Get in the hole' after he hit the ball. 
Where did this start? The first place I remember it is in Happy Gilmore. Is that seriously where it comes from or was it around before then?
Where did this start? The first place I remember it is in Happy Gilmore. Is that seriously where it comes from or was it around before then?
tdoss
Footballguy
Slinger
Footballguy
weisguy0831
Footballguy
i'm guessing this was some sarcasm.i'm tired of golfers taking forever and a day to line up a shot. and then backing off when a dog barks six miles away. this is why hitting a 90-mph is the hardest thing to do in sports - because you can't step out of the batter's box until it's completely quiet (among other things).
3MTA3
Footballguy
A couple of buddies and I were at the opening round following Tiger for a couple holes. He walks right by us after hitting a mediocre shot and some old goofball next to us yells "Patience Tiger!!" just as he's passing. Seriously now, do you really think he needs your advice on how to handle himself, I mean he's only won 12 majors.
Verbal Kint
Footballguy
YOUR WIFE IS HOT!!!
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How 
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
weisguy0831 said:
bakes
I am the Beer God!
It'd beVerbal Kint said:would that be if someone would yell this in his downswing?
for the four seconds between the time you said it and the time you ate his five iron. 
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Nah - you would not eat his 5 iron, he has too much to lose,............... you likely would be escorted away by tourney officials I would imagineIt'd beVerbal Kint said:would that be if someone would yell this in his downswing?
for the four seconds between the time you said it and the time you ate his five iron.
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TheIronSheik
SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
I don't get the clapping and applause when someone hits a drive. What is that all about? The golfer swings.... makes contact.... crowd goes crazy.... ball ends up in the rough... crowd goes, "Awwwww!"
These are professionals. You don't have to applaud the fact they can make contact.
If I was a pro and as I duck hooked my chances of a US Open victory on hole 17, the crowd cheered loudly, I'd seriously have to be restrained by local law enforcement as I used every club in my bag to hack my way through the crowd.
These are professionals. You don't have to applaud the fact they can make contact.
If I was a pro and as I duck hooked my chances of a US Open victory on hole 17, the crowd cheered loudly, I'd seriously have to be restrained by local law enforcement as I used every club in my bag to hack my way through the crowd.
TheIronSheik
SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
The problem isn't that they need it perfectly quiet. Any golfer could hit a ball with jet engines hovering over them. The issue is that it goes from dead silence to a sudden noise. If you were a batter who was taking swings at fastballs in total silence, and all of a sudden someone made a loud noise during one of your swings, chances are it'd mess with your swing.weisguy0831 said:
Verbal Kint
Footballguy
I hate hacking through the crowd, especially thick crowds. They tend to grab at the club, making it really hard to explode through their heads on contact.I don't get the clapping and applause when someone hits a drive. What is that all about? The golfer swings.... makes contact.... crowd goes crazy.... ball ends up in the rough... crowd goes, "Awwwww!"These are professionals. You don't have to applaud the fact they can make contact. If I was a pro and as I duck hooked my chances of a US Open victory on hole 17, the crowd cheered loudly, I'd seriously have to be restrained by local law enforcement as I used every club in my bag to hack my way through the crowd.
bakes
I am the Beer God!
Brings a new meaning to the term "hook nose."I hate hacking through the crowd, especially thick crowds. They tend to grab at the club, making it really hard to explode through their heads on contact.I don't get the clapping and applause when someone hits a drive. What is that all about? The golfer swings.... makes contact.... crowd goes crazy.... ball ends up in the rough... crowd goes, "Awwwww!"These are professionals. You don't have to applaud the fact they can make contact. If I was a pro and as I duck hooked my chances of a US Open victory on hole 17, the crowd cheered loudly, I'd seriously have to be restrained by local law enforcement as I used every club in my bag to hack my way through the crowd.
tommyboy
Footballguy
won't be long before he's wearing headphones w/Ipod.
Shrek
Having a great season
I would pay somebody like ten bucks to do this to Tiger at a Major . But the stipulation is that it has to make it onto TV. If I'm going to be shelling out that kind of money there have to be rules.It'd beVerbal Kint said:
brednbuddah
Footballguy
I did see an espn clip where a specator snapped off a picture of Woods during his swing (BEFORE he hit the ball) and he went ballistic. Woods basically ran towards where he heard the camera and shook the crowd down for whomever did it. Don't know what happened to the person, but he was pissed. pretty funny.
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Capn Crunch
Footballguy
OK, so you're at work, and you're working on a delicate procedure that will give you a $100,000 bonus if you complete it correctly. Just as you get to the trickiest part, Bob the Buffoon who looks like a walking head of cauliflower walks in and tells you a midget joke, screwing up the procedure and costing you $100,000.
It's sort of like that, except you don't have Elin at home to help "calm you down."
Jiggyonthehut
Footballguy
flapgreen
Footballguy
It may be the hardest thing. But that's not the reason.
pile of sith
Footballguy
good bump
Zegras11
Footballguy
This... One of the reasons I rarely watch gold any more.It's bad enough on a putt, but off the tee?On a Par 4?
flapgreen
Footballguy
What are your investments in?This... One of the reasons I rarely watch gold any more.It's bad enough on a putt, but off the tee?On a Par 4?
Zegras11
Footballguy
typing lessons.What are your investments in?This... One of the reasons I rarely watch gold any more.It's bad enough on a putt, but off the tee?On a Par 4?
Sea Duck
Footballguy
GET INTO COAL!!!What are your investments in?This... One of the reasons I rarely watch gold any more.It's bad enough on a putt, but off the tee?
On a Par 4?
Fensalk
Footballguy
Oil.What are your investments in?This... One of the reasons I rarely watch gold any more.It's bad enough on a putt, but off the tee?On a Par 4?
Grahamburn
Footballguy
Some donkey yelled "mashed potatoes" after a tee shot on 1. I muted the tv after that. Did it get worse?
CrossEyed
Footballguy
I laughed.GET INTO COAL!!!What are your investments in?This... One of the reasons I rarely watch gold any more.It's bad enough on a putt, but off the tee?
On a Par 4?
Statcruncher
Footballguy
GET INTO COAL!!!What are your investments in?This... One of the reasons I rarely watch gold any more.It's bad enough on a putt, but off the tee?
On a Par 4?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Are you long?Oil.What are your investments in?This... One of the reasons I rarely watch gold any more.It's bad enough on a putt, but off the tee?
On a Par 4?
