GM's thread about nothing

[mr. furley]

what do i have to do in the first few months of my ladys pregnancy?

pretend to be interested in whatever she's saying/reading. take advantage of your new designated driver--for a couple months, pregnant women actually like to go out and make a show that they can't drink because they're pregnant. at some point, she may turn into the spawn of hell. if you're lucky, it's just temporary.

 

[shuke]

what do i have to do in the first few months of my ladys pregnancy?

This is a good how-to guide.

That book is nothing but common sense. You'd have to be an idiot to need it. And I guess a super idiot to recommend it.

Look who you're talking to.When my wife was pregnant for the first time, I didn't have a clue about pregnancy, the birthing process, etc. I'm an anxious person as it is, and had some self-doubt about whether I was ready to bring a child into this world. It's an easy read, and helps keep you grounded.

But I guess you didn't need any of that since you're super aweseom.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

what do i have to do in the first few months of my ladys pregnancy?

pretend to be interested in whatever she's saying/reading. take advantage of your new designated driver--for a couple months, pregnant women actually like to go out and make a show that they can't drink because they're pregnant. at some point, she may turn into the spawn of hell. if you're lucky, it's just temporary.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We were making our baseball picks last night when my cousin says he has a free dinner at the casino Saturday night and invited me to go. Strange I thought. I pressed him on a free dinner and he changed his story to a comped gift certificate. When I got home Mrs. SLB told me that my SIL called and was going to be in the neighborhood tomorrow and she figured, WTF!, I might as well have the boys spend the night!

I've decided this morning to stop being a rooster muncher and not ruin this for my wife. See you guys Saturday?

Good time, I thought Mrs. SLB was going to have a nervous breakdown Saturday. It was snowing heavily and the supplies! limo was late. She was like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. It was much more fun than letting on. From the house we went to the casino to pick up some of my best of friends, Mom & Dad and Godfather. From there to Sidney Street for a great dinner. We had a waiter that really got it and had drinks and food coming out like we were the only people in the place. Hell, I was outside having a smoke and he brought my beer out to me. Barhopped a little after that and headed back to the casino. My Mom & Dad brought my GF to the ER and the rest of us gambled a bit. It was pretty blurry but I remember playing BJ when somebody said it was 3 am so we went up to our room and passed out.

I see Mrs. SLB took a pic of the appetizer. Lobster turnover, mini crab cake, bacon wrapped shrimp and a veal dumpling. So good. In honor or Rudi, I had the lamb.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

I wouldn't post about it in this thread, to be honest.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I like turtles.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

what do i have to do in the first few months of my ladys pregnancy?

pretend to be interested in whatever she's saying/reading. take advantage of your new designated driver--for a couple months, pregnant women actually like to go out and make a show that they can't drink because they're pregnant. at some point, she may turn into the spawn of hell. if you're lucky, it's just temporary.

may

 

[Bob Sacamano]

n/m. Nothing to see here.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I need some advice. Sorry for the longish read.

I would remove this immediately from a public message board and pm someone you trust.

Better listen to him, YSR. He's pre-med.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Alright, do I try Diet Mountain Dew Supernova or Voltage first?

 

[YSR]

Thanks guys, I wondered if that was a bad judgment call.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Verdict: Voltage is passable, Supernova is terrible.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Alright, do I try Diet Mountain Dew Supernova or Voltage first?

I vote for whichever one Erin Andrews is promoting.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

n/m. Nothing to see here.

I thought you wanted to catch a game.

 

[mr. furley]

Natasha Leggero is kinda hot.

just kinda?

 

[mr. furley]

I'm an anxious person as it is

YOU DON'T SAY?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

n/m. Nothing to see here.

I thought you wanted to catch a game.

I was originally looking at the wrong week. They're road tripping when we're going to be in town.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

n/m. Nothing to see here.

I thought you wanted to catch a game.

I was originally looking at the wrong week. They're road tripping when we're going to be in town.

Let me know, you can buy me that booze. 164, Row H BTW

 

[Bob Sacamano]

n/m. Nothing to see here.

I thought you wanted to catch a game.

I was originally looking at the wrong week. They're road tripping when we're going to be in town.

Let me know, you can buy me that booze. 164, Row H BTW

If they were in town, I'd be all over it. I arrive and they leave. You'd think they were women.

 

[RudiStein]

We were making our baseball picks last night when my cousin says he has a free dinner at the casino Saturday night and invited me to go. Strange I thought. I pressed him on a free dinner and he changed his story to a comped gift certificate. When I got home Mrs. SLB told me that my SIL called and was going to be in the neighborhood tomorrow and she figured, WTF!, I might as well have the boys spend the night!

I've decided this morning to stop being a rooster muncher and not ruin this for my wife. See you guys Saturday?

Good time, I thought Mrs. SLB was going to have a nervous breakdown Saturday. It was snowing heavily and the supplies! limo was late. She was like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. It was much more fun than letting on. From the house we went to the casino to pick up some of my best of friends, Mom & Dad and Godfather. From there to Sidney Street for a great dinner. We had a waiter that really got it and had drinks and food coming out like we were the only people in the place. Hell, I was outside having a smoke and he brought my beer out to me. Barhopped a little after that and headed back to the casino. My Mom & Dad brought my GF to the ER and the rest of us gambled a bit. It was pretty blurry but I remember playing BJ when somebody said it was 3 am so we went up to our room and passed out.

I see Mrs. SLB took a pic of the appetizer. Lobster turnover, mini crab cake, bacon wrapped shrimp and a veal dumpling. So good. In honor or Rudi, I had the lamb.

Always a fine choice.

 

[Incogneto]

I am in dire need of the GMTAN folks.

Some background...I have been dating my gf for a year and a half, and when I got into the relationship, I knew she had some hippie roots - She grew up on a remote island in B.C best known for their pot.

Well, she has been in school for basically a year straight with very few breaks, so she needed a break. Her two sisters live in Montreal, so I decided to give her a present and fly her to see her sisters for a week.

It ends up that she has spend a lot of time talking with her Hippier sister, and is now expressing to me that she wants to get back to her 'morals and ethics'.

So...during the call, she sprung it on me that she no longer wants to conform with society, and will stop shaving her legs.

My reaction to this was bad...I basically re-started the conversation.

gf: '...so I have decided I don't want to shave my legs anymore.'

Incog: '.....'

gf: '....hello....'

Incog: 'Hey...how's it going tonight? Enjoying Montreal?'

gf: <Deep Sigh>

After discussing it a little, and her giving me the 'See, you can't even tell me why you want me to do it! It's just because its a social norm!'

So I dropped this one, which may end up being a bigger problem for me: 'It's just a turn off for me. I like cute girls with glasses, a cute smile, nice eyes. I don't like hairy legs.'

Now I think I am in deep ####. She isn't too pleased with me, and I think I may have gotten myself in trouble. I am hoping that all she has to do is come home from Montreal, and away from the HippySister (Who I do like, btw), and it will snap her back into reality. What are the chances of that???

....please help me fix this, and do so with her legs smooth and nice.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I am in dire need of the GMTAN folks.Some background...I have been dating my gf for a year and a half, and when I got into the relationship, I knew she had some hippie roots - She grew up on a remote island in B.C best known for their pot.Well, she has been in school for basically a year straight with very few breaks, so she needed a break. Her two sisters live in Montreal, so I decided to give her a present and fly her to see her sisters for a week.It ends up that she has spend a lot of time talking with her Hippier sister, and is now expressing to me that she wants to get back to her 'morals and ethics'.So...during the call, she sprung it on me that she no longer wants to conform with society, and will stop shaving her legs.My reaction to this was bad...I basically re-started the conversation.gf: '...so I have decided I don't want to shave my legs anymore.'Incog: '.....'gf: '....hello....'Incog: 'Hey...how's it going tonight? Enjoying Montreal?'gf: <Deep Sigh>After discussing it a little, and her giving me the 'See, you can't even tell me why you want me to do it! It's just because its a social norm!'So I dropped this one, which may end up being a bigger problem for me: 'It's just a turn off for me. I like cute girls with glasses, a cute smile, nice eyes. I don't like hairy legs.'Now I think I am in deep ####. She isn't too pleased with me, and I think I may have gotten myself in trouble. I am hoping that all she has to do is come home from Montreal, and away from the HippySister (Who I do like, btw), and it will snap her back into reality. What are the chances of that???....please help me fix this, and do so with her legs smooth and nice.

How old are you? My suggestion, run, don't walk, and never look back.

 

[Incogneto]

I am in dire need of the GMTAN folks.Some background...I have been dating my gf for a year and a half, and when I got into the relationship, I knew she had some hippie roots - She grew up on a remote island in B.C best known for their pot.Well, she has been in school for basically a year straight with very few breaks, so she needed a break. Her two sisters live in Montreal, so I decided to give her a present and fly her to see her sisters for a week.It ends up that she has spend a lot of time talking with her Hippier sister, and is now expressing to me that she wants to get back to her 'morals and ethics'.So...during the call, she sprung it on me that she no longer wants to conform with society, and will stop shaving her legs.My reaction to this was bad...I basically re-started the conversation.gf: '...so I have decided I don't want to shave my legs anymore.'Incog: '.....'gf: '....hello....'Incog: 'Hey...how's it going tonight? Enjoying Montreal?'gf: <Deep Sigh>After discussing it a little, and her giving me the 'See, you can't even tell me why you want me to do it! It's just because its a social norm!'So I dropped this one, which may end up being a bigger problem for me: 'It's just a turn off for me. I like cute girls with glasses, a cute smile, nice eyes. I don't like hairy legs.'Now I think I am in deep ####. She isn't too pleased with me, and I think I may have gotten myself in trouble. I am hoping that all she has to do is come home from Montreal, and away from the HippySister (Who I do like, btw), and it will snap her back into reality. What are the chances of that???....please help me fix this, and do so with her legs smooth and nice.

How old are you? My suggestion, run, don't walk, and never look back.

31. And I quite like the girl. :(

 

[RudiStein]

I am in dire need of the GMTAN folks.Some background...I have been dating my gf for a year and a half, and when I got into the relationship, I knew she had some hippie roots - She grew up on a remote island in B.C best known for their pot.Well, she has been in school for basically a year straight with very few breaks, so she needed a break. Her two sisters live in Montreal, so I decided to give her a present and fly her to see her sisters for a week.It ends up that she has spend a lot of time talking with her Hippier sister, and is now expressing to me that she wants to get back to her 'morals and ethics'.So...during the call, she sprung it on me that she no longer wants to conform with society, and will stop shaving her legs.My reaction to this was bad...I basically re-started the conversation.gf: '...so I have decided I don't want to shave my legs anymore.'Incog: '.....'gf: '....hello....'Incog: 'Hey...how's it going tonight? Enjoying Montreal?'gf: <Deep Sigh>After discussing it a little, and her giving me the 'See, you can't even tell me why you want me to do it! It's just because its a social norm!'So I dropped this one, which may end up being a bigger problem for me: 'It's just a turn off for me. I like cute girls with glasses, a cute smile, nice eyes. I don't like hairy legs.'Now I think I am in deep ####. She isn't too pleased with me, and I think I may have gotten myself in trouble. I am hoping that all she has to do is come home from Montreal, and away from the HippySister (Who I do like, btw), and it will snap her back into reality. What are the chances of that???....please help me fix this, and do so with her legs smooth and nice.

Tell her you're going to buck the social norm as well by farting in public as loudly and as often as you can. Heck, throw in masturbation while you're at it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

31. And I quite like the girl. :(

I understand and I'm sorry. It is better to just quit now before your beer belly really comes in, you have a couple of kids and your hair is falling out and then you come home from your dead end job to find out she wants to leave you and the kids to live in a hut in the jungle with some guy named Tad.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I am in dire need of the GMTAN folks.Some background...I have been dating my gf for a year and a half, and when I got into the relationship, I knew she had some hippie roots - She grew up on a remote island in B.C best known for their pot.Well, she has been in school for basically a year straight with very few breaks, so she needed a break. Her two sisters live in Montreal, so I decided to give her a present and fly her to see her sisters for a week.It ends up that she has spend a lot of time talking with her Hippier sister, and is now expressing to me that she wants to get back to her 'morals and ethics'.So...during the call, she sprung it on me that she no longer wants to conform with society, and will stop shaving her legs.My reaction to this was bad...I basically re-started the conversation.gf: '...so I have decided I don't want to shave my legs anymore.'Incog: '.....'gf: '....hello....'Incog: 'Hey...how's it going tonight? Enjoying Montreal?'gf: <Deep Sigh>After discussing it a little, and her giving me the 'See, you can't even tell me why you want me to do it! It's just because its a social norm!'So I dropped this one, which may end up being a bigger problem for me: 'It's just a turn off for me. I like cute girls with glasses, a cute smile, nice eyes. I don't like hairy legs.'Now I think I am in deep ####. She isn't too pleased with me, and I think I may have gotten myself in trouble. I am hoping that all she has to do is come home from Montreal, and away from the HippySister (Who I do like, btw), and it will snap her back into reality. What are the chances of that???....please help me fix this, and do so with her legs smooth and nice.

How old are you? My suggestion, run, don't walk, and never look back.

31. And I quite like the girl. :(

Is bucking the social norm of marriage OK with her? If so, you've nothing to worry aboot.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I am in dire need of the GMTAN folks.Some background...I have been dating my gf for a year and a half, and when I got into the relationship, I knew she had some hippie roots - She grew up on a remote island in B.C best known for their pot.Well, she has been in school for basically a year straight with very few breaks, so she needed a break. Her two sisters live in Montreal, so I decided to give her a present and fly her to see her sisters for a week.It ends up that she has spend a lot of time talking with her Hippier sister, and is now expressing to me that she wants to get back to her 'morals and ethics'.So...during the call, she sprung it on me that she no longer wants to conform with society, and will stop shaving her legs.My reaction to this was bad...I basically re-started the conversation.gf: '...so I have decided I don't want to shave my legs anymore.'Incog: '.....'gf: '....hello....'Incog: 'Hey...how's it going tonight? Enjoying Montreal?'gf: <Deep Sigh>After discussing it a little, and her giving me the 'See, you can't even tell me why you want me to do it! It's just because its a social norm!'So I dropped this one, which may end up being a bigger problem for me: 'It's just a turn off for me. I like cute girls with glasses, a cute smile, nice eyes. I don't like hairy legs.'Now I think I am in deep ####. She isn't too pleased with me, and I think I may have gotten myself in trouble. I am hoping that all she has to do is come home from Montreal, and away from the HippySister (Who I do like, btw), and it will snap her back into reality. What are the chances of that???....please help me fix this, and do so with her legs smooth and nice.

How old are you? My suggestion, run, don't walk, and never look back.

31. And I quite like the girl. :(

Is bucking the social norm of marriage OK with her? If so, you've nothing to worry aboot.

or banging her little sister while her Mom watches.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Seems to me like legs would only be the tip of the shaving iceberg here.

 

[bostonfred]

I can save another social norm, because you'll never get a diamond from me if you stop shaving your legs.

 

[Incogneto]

31. And I quite like the girl. :(

I understand and I'm sorry. It is better to just quit now before your beer belly really comes in, you have a couple of kids and your hair is falling out and then you come home from your dead end job to find out she wants to leave you and the kids to live in a hut in the jungle with some guy named Tad.

Beer Belly? Check.Hair Falling out? I think you and I have the same 'do'.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I am in dire need of the GMTAN folks.Some background...I have been dating my gf for a year and a half, and when I got into the relationship, I knew she had some hippie roots - She grew up on a remote island in B.C best known for their pot.Well, she has been in school for basically a year straight with very few breaks, so she needed a break. Her two sisters live in Montreal, so I decided to give her a present and fly her to see her sisters for a week.It ends up that she has spend a lot of time talking with her Hippier sister, and is now expressing to me that she wants to get back to her 'morals and ethics'.So...during the call, she sprung it on me that she no longer wants to conform with society, and will stop shaving her legs.My reaction to this was bad...I basically re-started the conversation.gf: '...so I have decided I don't want to shave my legs anymore.'Incog: '.....'gf: '....hello....'Incog: 'Hey...how's it going tonight? Enjoying Montreal?'gf: <Deep Sigh>After discussing it a little, and her giving me the 'See, you can't even tell me why you want me to do it! It's just because its a social norm!'So I dropped this one, which may end up being a bigger problem for me: 'It's just a turn off for me. I like cute girls with glasses, a cute smile, nice eyes. I don't like hairy legs.'Now I think I am in deep ####. She isn't too pleased with me, and I think I may have gotten myself in trouble. I am hoping that all she has to do is come home from Montreal, and away from the HippySister (Who I do like, btw), and it will snap her back into reality. What are the chances of that???....please help me fix this, and do so with her legs smooth and nice.

How old are you? My suggestion, run, don't walk, and never look back.

31. And I quite like the girl. :(

Is bucking the social norm of marriage OK with her? If so, you've nothing to worry aboot.

This. Start making a list of societal norms that you no longer wish to adhere to. Monogamy would be the first on my list.

 

[bostonfred]

The biggest issue is that it that it feels like she's picked an issue that's important to her that is bad for your relationship, and you feel like that's unfair. If you want to start bucking social norms, pick ones that you can agree on. Don't pick one that you know will be divisive.

How about this - let's stop sending thank you notes. Damn the man!

 

[Incogneto]

I am in dire need of the GMTAN folks.Some background...I have been dating my gf for a year and a half, and when I got into the relationship, I knew she had some hippie roots - She grew up on a remote island in B.C best known for their pot.Well, she has been in school for basically a year straight with very few breaks, so she needed a break. Her two sisters live in Montreal, so I decided to give her a present and fly her to see her sisters for a week.It ends up that she has spend a lot of time talking with her Hippier sister, and is now expressing to me that she wants to get back to her 'morals and ethics'.So...during the call, she sprung it on me that she no longer wants to conform with society, and will stop shaving her legs.My reaction to this was bad...I basically re-started the conversation.gf: '...so I have decided I don't want to shave my legs anymore.'Incog: '.....'gf: '....hello....'Incog: 'Hey...how's it going tonight? Enjoying Montreal?'gf: <Deep Sigh>After discussing it a little, and her giving me the 'See, you can't even tell me why you want me to do it! It's just because its a social norm!'So I dropped this one, which may end up being a bigger problem for me: 'It's just a turn off for me. I like cute girls with glasses, a cute smile, nice eyes. I don't like hairy legs.'Now I think I am in deep ####. She isn't too pleased with me, and I think I may have gotten myself in trouble. I am hoping that all she has to do is come home from Montreal, and away from the HippySister (Who I do like, btw), and it will snap her back into reality. What are the chances of that???....please help me fix this, and do so with her legs smooth and nice.

How old are you? My suggestion, run, don't walk, and never look back.

31. And I quite like the girl. :(

Is bucking the social norm of marriage OK with her? If so, you've nothing to worry aboot.

Actually, it is cool with her. She does NOT want a wedding. no dress, no church, no nothing. She has said in the past that she would be cool if we went down to City Hall and hitched it up in jeans....but she'd also be cool with no marriage at all.

 

[eoMMan]

Having a girlfriend/wife/SO shave her legs isn't a lot to ask for. Does she as least trim the honeypie?

 

[Incogneto]

Seems to me like legs would only be the tip of the shaving iceberg here.

I was thinking the same thing. She would NEVER stop shaving her pits or 'play-area'. Do I ask dare ask her why this is? I secretly think a lot of it is that it's 'difficult' to shave legs, and she hates doing it. if it were easy, there would be no issues.

I am looking for the lady P.O.V. Early? K4? help...

 

[Incogneto]

Having a girlfriend/wife/SO shave her legs isn't a lot to ask for. Does she as least trim the honeypie?

 

[eoMMan]

Well, that's good at least. Just the same, hairy legs would be a dealbreaker for me. Good luck.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I am in dire need of the GMTAN folks.

Some background...I have been dating my gf for a year and a half, and when I got into the relationship, I knew she had some hippie roots - She grew up on a remote island in B.C best known for their pot.

Well, she has been in school for basically a year straight with very few breaks, so she needed a break. Her two sisters live in Montreal, so I decided to give her a present and fly her to see her sisters for a week.

It ends up that she has spend a lot of time talking with her Hippier sister, and is now expressing to me that she wants to get back to her 'morals and ethics'.

So...during the call, she sprung it on me that she no longer wants to conform with society, and will stop shaving her legs.

My reaction to this was bad...I basically re-started the conversation.

gf: '...so I have decided I don't want to shave my legs anymore.'

Incog: '.....'

gf: '....hello....'

Incog: 'Hey...how's it going tonight? Enjoying Montreal?'

gf: <Deep Sigh>

After discussing it a little, and her giving me the 'See, you can't even tell me why you want me to do it! It's just because its a social norm!'

So I dropped this one, which may end up being a bigger problem for me: 'It's just a turn off for me. I like cute girls with glasses, a cute smile, nice eyes. I don't like hairy legs.'

Now I think I am in deep ####. She isn't too pleased with me, and I think I may have gotten myself in trouble. I am hoping that all she has to do is come home from Montreal, and away from the HippySister (Who I do like, btw), and it will snap her back into reality. What are the chances of that???

....please help me fix this, and do so with her legs smooth and nice.

How old are you? My suggestion, run, don't walk, and never look back.

31. And I quite like the girl. :(

Is bucking the social norm of marriage OK with her? If so, you've nothing to worry aboot.

...but she'd also be cool with no marriage at all.

So, what's the problem? Stick it out as long as you can. Blame her for your newfound inability to keep up the social norm of obtaining an erection before having sex, and then let her know it's the fact that she's forcing you to #### Chewbacca that's caused the issue. At that point, the ball's pretty much in her court and the social norm of losing half your #### when you leave is also off the table. Frankly, this is one of only two times that a little bit of crazy in a woman is likely to benefit you.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Seems to me like legs would only be the tip of the shaving iceberg here.

I was thinking the same thing. She would NEVER stop shaving her pits or 'play-area'. Do I ask dare ask her why this is? I secretly think a lot of it is that it's 'difficult' to shave legs, and she hates doing it. if it were easy, there would be no issues.

I am looking for the lady P.O.V. Early? K4? help...

Oh, have her meet Early in person. She'll have that woman clean-shaven from head to toe by the time she leaves.

 

[RudiStein]

Make this face every time you see her legs. Refuse to touch her below the waist as well.

 

[Incogneto]

Seems to me like legs would only be the tip of the shaving iceberg here.

I was thinking the same thing. She would NEVER stop shaving her pits or 'play-area'. Do I ask dare ask her why this is? I secretly think a lot of it is that it's 'difficult' to shave legs, and she hates doing it. if it were easy, there would be no issues.

I am looking for the lady P.O.V. Early? K4? help...

Oh, have her meet Early in person. She'll have that woman clean-shaven from head to toe by the time she leaves.

There is also a part of this that I think she can't follow through with it on her own accord. She works as a Kitchen designer, and likes to be stylish...wears dresses all the time, etc. I am also standing up in two weddings this summer (My Brother and Best Friend). Those are two weddings that I am sure she will want to look good for.Do I play if cool thinking that she will cave for those events plus everyday work? there is a possiblity that this tactic could end up backfiring on me in a big way though....

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Having a girlfriend/wife/SO shave her legs isn't a lot to ask for. Does she as least trim the honeypie?

it's going to look like she is wearing hair chaps

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I am in dire need of the GMTAN folks.

Some background...I have been dating my gf for a year and a half, and when I got into the relationship, I knew she had some hippie roots - She grew up on a remote island in B.C best known for their pot.

Well, she has been in school for basically a year straight with very few breaks, so she needed a break. Her two sisters live in Montreal, so I decided to give her a present and fly her to see her sisters for a week.

It ends up that she has spend a lot of time talking with her Hippier sister, and is now expressing to me that she wants to get back to her 'morals and ethics'.

So...during the call, she sprung it on me that she no longer wants to conform with society, and will stop shaving her legs.

My reaction to this was bad...I basically re-started the conversation.

gf: '...so I have decided I don't want to shave my legs anymore.'

Incog: '.....'

gf: '....hello....'

Incog: 'Hey...how's it going tonight? Enjoying Montreal?'

gf: <Deep Sigh>

After discussing it a little, and her giving me the 'See, you can't even tell me why you want me to do it! It's just because its a social norm!'

So I dropped this one, which may end up being a bigger problem for me: 'It's just a turn off for me. I like cute girls with glasses, a cute smile, nice eyes. I don't like hairy legs.'

Now I think I am in deep ####. She isn't too pleased with me, and I think I may have gotten myself in trouble. I am hoping that all she has to do is come home from Montreal, and away from the HippySister (Who I do like, btw), and it will snap her back into reality. What are the chances of that???

....please help me fix this, and do so with her legs smooth and nice.

How old are you? My suggestion, run, don't walk, and never look back.

31. And I quite like the girl. :(

Is bucking the social norm of marriage OK with her? If so, you've nothing to worry aboot.

...but she'd also be cool with no marriage at all.

So, what's the problem? Stick it out as long as you can. Blame her for your newfound inability to keep up the social norm of obtaining an erection before having sex, and then let her know it's the fact that she's forcing you to #### Chewbacca that's caused the issue. At that point, the ball's pretty much in her court and the social norm of losing half your #### when you leave is also off the table. Frankly, this is one of only two times that a little bit of crazy in a woman is likely to benefit you.

I stick by my original post. If you like, go to the bank and withdraw half your money and set it ablaze. Then hit the liquor store and get the biggest bottle of whiskey you can, spend the next week huddled in a closet shaking and talking to yourself.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Seems to me like legs would only be the tip of the shaving iceberg here.

I was thinking the same thing. She would NEVER stop shaving her pits or 'play-area'. Do I ask dare ask her why this is? I secretly think a lot of it is that it's 'difficult' to shave legs, and she hates doing it. if it were easy, there would be no issues.

I am looking for the lady P.O.V. Early? K4? help...

Oh, have her meet Early in person. She'll have that woman clean-shaven from head to toe by the time she leaves.

There is also a part of this that I think she can't follow through with it on her own accord. She works as a Kitchen designer, and likes to be stylish...wears dresses all the time, etc. I am also standing up in two weddings this summer (My Brother and Best Friend). Those are two weddings that I am sure she will want to look good for.Do I play if cool thinking that she will cave for those events plus everyday work? there is a possiblity that this tactic could end up backfiring on me in a big way though....

It depends how important it is to you. I'll hit 14 years of marriage this summer. If my wife quit shaving her legs, I'd probably find a way to give her leg lice rather than deal with it in a normal, healthy way.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Seems to me like legs would only be the tip of the shaving iceberg here.

I was thinking the same thing. She would NEVER stop shaving her pits or 'play-area'. Do I ask dare ask her why this is? I secretly think a lot of it is that it's 'difficult' to shave legs, and she hates doing it. if it were easy, there would be no issues.

I am looking for the lady P.O.V. Early? K4? help...

Oh, have her meet Early in person. She'll have that woman clean-shaven from head to toe by the time she leaves.

There is also a part of this that I think she can't follow through with it on her own accord. She works as a Kitchen designer, and likes to be stylish...wears dresses all the time, etc. I am also standing up in two weddings this summer (My Brother and Best Friend). Those are two weddings that I am sure she will want to look good for.Do I play if cool thinking that she will cave for those events plus everyday work? there is a possiblity that this tactic could end up backfiring on me in a big way though....

It depends how important it is to you. I'll hit 14 years of marriage this summer. If my wife quit shaving her legs, I'd probably find a way to give her leg lice rather than deal with it in a normal, healthy way.

You could always give her some 'roofies' - known in the vernacular as the 'date-shave' drug.

 

[eoMMan]

Maybe work it into foreplay? Baby, it would be so hot if we shaved together?

 

[eoMMan]

Also, could this be a bigger issue? Like maybe she's thinking aren't giving her enough affection so she's doing this whole hairy leg thing to get your attention?

 

[Incogneto]

Maybe work it into foreplay? Baby, it would be so hot if we shaved together?

I am hoping she gets back home, and some time away from HippySis makes her forget these silly thoughts.

 

[Incogneto]

Also, could this be a bigger issue? Like maybe she's thinking aren't giving her enough affection so she's doing this whole hairy leg thing to get your attention?

Def. not an issue.