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I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs?

Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.

 
'-fish- said:
I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs? Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!
 
'-fish- said:
I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs? Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.
She seems stuck in her ways, so I need to sculpt a good, waterproof, logical argument to her as to why she should continue using the razor below the kooch.
 
'-fish- said:
I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs? Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.
She seems stuck in her ways, so I need to sculpt a good, waterproof, logical argument to her as to why she should continue using the razor below the kooch.
Because she'd either have to wear long-pants 100% of the time she's outside, or be (unfair as it is) constantly judged by everyone that looks at her. That could have bad long-term effects on every part of her life. Despite how "unfair" that might be, do the benefits outweigh the negative consequences (not to mention the strain on your relationship)? I'm guessing the answer is no.
 
'-fish- said:
I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs? Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.
She seems stuck in her ways, so I need to sculpt a good, waterproof, logical argument to her as to why she should continue using the razor below the kooch.
I think "I won't find you attractive anymore," although shallow, is pretty bulletproof. There is a reason for societal norms--not wanting your significant other to use her body as a political statement isn't all that unreasonable.
 
'-fish- said:
I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs? Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.
She seems stuck in her ways, so I need to sculpt a good, waterproof, logical argument to her as to why she should continue using the razor below the kooch.
I think "I won't find you attractive anymore," although shallow, is pretty bulletproof. There is a reason for societal norms--not wanting your significant other to use her body as a political statement isn't all that unreasonable.
"If I wanted to make love to a yack, I would. Plus buying it dinner is a lot cheaper and they ##### a whole lot less."
 
'-fish- said:
I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs? Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.
She seems stuck in her ways, so I need to sculpt a good, waterproof, logical argument to her as to why she should continue using the razor below the kooch.
I think "I won't find you attractive anymore," although shallow, is pretty bulletproof. There is a reason for societal norms--not wanting your significant other to use her body as a political statement isn't all that unreasonable.
This is true. And I'm not going to pile on the girlfriend (especially if she's all hairylegged) but I have to wonder what would prompt a woman to consciously do something that she knows her mate would find unattractive.
 
'-fish- said:
I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs? Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.
She seems stuck in her ways, so I need to sculpt a good, waterproof, logical argument to her as to why she should continue using the razor below the kooch.
I think "I won't find you attractive anymore," although shallow, is pretty bulletproof. There is a reason for societal norms--not wanting your significant other to use her body as a political statement isn't all that unreasonable.
This is true. And I'm not going to pile on the girlfriend (especially if she's all hairylegged) but I have to wonder what would prompt a woman to consciously do something that she knows her mate would find unattractive.
Like make him go buy tampons for her?
 
'-fish- said:
I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs? Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.
She seems stuck in her ways, so I need to sculpt a good, waterproof, logical argument to her as to why she should continue using the razor below the kooch.
I think "I won't find you attractive anymore," although shallow, is pretty bulletproof. There is a reason for societal norms--not wanting your significant other to use her body as a political statement isn't all that unreasonable.
This is true. And I'm not going to pile on the girlfriend (especially if she's all hairylegged) but I have to wonder what would prompt a woman to consciously do something that she knows her mate would find unattractive.
Like make him go buy tampons for her?
She rolls her own.
 
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'-fish- said:
I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs? Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.
She seems stuck in her ways, so I need to sculpt a good, waterproof, logical argument to her as to why she should continue using the razor below the kooch.
I think "I won't find you attractive anymore," although shallow, is pretty bulletproof. There is a reason for societal norms--not wanting your significant other to use her body as a political statement isn't all that unreasonable.
This is true. And I'm not going to pile on the girlfriend (especially if she's all hairylegged) but I have to wonder what would prompt a woman to consciously do something that she knows her mate would find unattractive.
Like make him go buy tampons for her?
She rolls her own.
Cherokee hair?
 
Seems like this will pass on its own. I mean she grows it out for a bit, gets uncomfortable, gets made fun of by her normal girlfriends, gets made fun of at work..etc.

I think she will realize this is a bad idea on her own. I guess what im saying is yeah long term it would be a deal breaker. But if its a 2 month phase and she realizes its dumb..then meh..no big deal.

 
I love it when you got to the grocery store around dinner time and find the professional women (talking about the cute ones here) that are picking up food for dinner. Nothing sexier than a cute chick in office attire (like a pantsuit, open toed shoes with toes done up, etc.) picking up dinner knowing that she worked all day, looked good doing it, and now she's going to cook something. That would be the beginning of my adult movie if I were to star in one. I would be the boss that she works for during the day (sexy time at day) and then....get ready for the cliffhanger.....she comes to the boss who is also her husband (sexy time in the kitchen)!

Sorry....work is slow.

 
I love it when you got to the grocery store around dinner time and find the professional women (talking about the cute ones here) that are picking up food for dinner. Nothing sexier than a cute chick in office attire (like a pantsuit, open toed shoes with toes done up, etc.) picking up dinner knowing that she worked all day, looked good doing it, and now she's going to cook something. That would be the beginning of my adult movie if I were to star in one. I would be the boss that she works for during the day (sexy time at day) and then....get ready for the cliffhanger.....she comes to the boss who is also her husband (sexy time in the kitchen)! Sorry....work is slow.
Picturing Priya Rai as female lead here.
 
Nothing sexier than a cute chick in office attire (like a pantsuit, open toed shoes with toes done up, etc.) picking up dinner knowing that she worked all day, looked good doing it, and now she's going to cook something.
You have seen a naked woman, right?
 
'-fish- said:
I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs? Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.
She seems stuck in her ways, so I need to sculpt a good, waterproof, logical argument to her as to why she should continue using the razor below the kooch.
Paraphrasing here, feel free to build on this: "My attraction to you is not only emotional, but also physically. While it may be a social norm, I am simply not attracted to a woman with hair on her legs. Is there another way I can support your morals/ethics without having to take away a part of you that I currently enjoy? I would never want to do something to myself that you were so against."
 
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'-fish- said:
I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs? Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.
She seems stuck in her ways, so I need to sculpt a good, waterproof, logical argument to her as to why she should continue using the razor below the kooch.
Paraphrasing here, feel free to build on this: "My attraction to you is not only emotional, but also physically. While it may be a social norm, I am simply not attracted to a woman with hair on her legs. Is there another way I can support your morals/ethics without having to take away a part of you that I currently enjoy? I would never want to do something to myself that you were so against."
gay
 
'-fish- said:
I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs? Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.
She seems stuck in her ways, so I need to sculpt a good, waterproof, logical argument to her as to why she should continue using the razor below the kooch.
Paraphrasing here, feel free to build on this: "My attraction to you is not only emotional, but also physically. While it may be a social norm, I am simply not attracted to a woman with hair on her legs. Is there another way I can support your morals/ethics without having to take away a part of you that I currently enjoy? I would never want to do something to myself that you were so against."
gay
Now go cook me a chicken pot pie, #####!
 
'-fish- said:
I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs? Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.
She seems stuck in her ways, so I need to sculpt a good, waterproof, logical argument to her as to why she should continue using the razor below the kooch.
Paraphrasing here, feel free to build on this: "My attraction to you is not only emotional, but also physically. While it may be a social norm, I am simply not attracted to a woman with hair on her legs. Is there another way I can support your morals/ethics without having to take away a part of you that I currently enjoy? I would never want to do something to myself that you were so against."
gay
well, he is going to soon be sleeping with a chick that has hairy legs....may as well go full gay
 
'-fish- said:
I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs? Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.
She seems stuck in her ways, so I need to sculpt a good, waterproof, logical argument to her as to why she should continue using the razor below the kooch.
Paraphrasing here, feel free to build on this: "My attraction to you is not only emotional, but also physically. While it may be a social norm, I am simply not attracted to a woman with hair on her legs. Is there another way I can support your morals/ethics without having to take away a part of you that I currently enjoy? I would never want to do something to myself that you were so against."
gay
Now go cook me a chicken pot pie, #####!
I think CQ was suggesting inferno to go gay. Though I'm not sure whether this is a reaction to Frida's legs or in support of her opposition of societal norms.
 
Canucks, I have a new person at the at hotel in your neck of the woods. He has a hyphenated first name. WTF?

 
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I love it when you got to the grocery store around dinner time and find the professional women (talking about the cute ones here) that are picking up food for dinner. Nothing sexier than a cute chick in office attire (like a pantsuit, open toed shoes with toes done up, etc.) picking up dinner knowing that she worked all day, looked good doing it, and now she's going to cook something. That would be the beginning of my adult movie if I were to star in one. I would be the boss that she works for during the day (sexy time at day) and then....get ready for the cliffhanger.....she comes to the boss who is also her husband (sexy time in the kitchen)! Sorry....work is slow.
I frequently go grocery shopping after work just for the scenery. My office is adjacent to FedEx's World HQ and there is a Kroger directly across the street. That place has some pretty solid scenery from 5-5:45 every day. :thumbup:
 
I would just wait it out. She is like any kid on a Young Life retreat and is experiencing a 'mountain high'. She's living with the hippies and that's that. She'll be shaving again within 1-2 weeks. Make do best you can in the meantime.

 
'Incogneto said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
Seems to me like legs would only be the tip of the shaving iceberg here.
I was thinking the same thing. She would NEVER stop shaving her pits or 'play-area'. Do I ask dare ask her why this is? I secretly think a lot of it is that it's 'difficult' to shave legs, and she hates doing it. if it were easy, there would be no issues.

I am looking for the lady P.O.V. Early? K4? help...
It's just one of those things thats a PITA. What idiot ever decided it had a purpose? Shaved balls have a purpose. Legs? Really? Do you know how many times I've decided to never shave my legs again? Everytime I nick my leg or take a slice out of my ankle. It never lasts. She'll be as put off by the growth as you will. (Not that I don't go longer between shaves in the winter than summer :unsure: ) Let it go, she'll be smooth all summer or my names not Early_10.

 
'Bob Sacamano said:
'Incogneto said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
Seems to me like legs would only be the tip of the shaving iceberg here.
I was thinking the same thing. She would NEVER stop shaving her pits or 'play-area'. Do I ask dare ask her why this is? I secretly think a lot of it is that it's 'difficult' to shave legs, and she hates doing it. if it were easy, there would be no issues.

I am looking for the lady P.O.V. Early? K4? help...
Oh, have her meet Early in person. She'll have that woman clean-shaven from head to toe by the time she leaves.
Hairy hairy unsanitary :yucky:
 
'Incogneto said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
Seems to me like legs would only be the tip of the shaving iceberg here.
I was thinking the same thing. She would NEVER stop shaving her pits or 'play-area'. Do I ask dare ask her why this is? I secretly think a lot of it is that it's 'difficult' to shave legs, and she hates doing it. if it were easy, there would be no issues.

I am looking for the lady P.O.V. Early? K4? help...
Shaved balls have a purpose. Legs? Really?
I'm pretty sure, "because you like it," is the same purpose regardless of body part in this particular instance.
 
'Incogneto said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
Seems to me like legs would only be the tip of the shaving iceberg here.
I was thinking the same thing. She would NEVER stop shaving her pits or 'play-area'. Do I ask dare ask her why this is? I secretly think a lot of it is that it's 'difficult' to shave legs, and she hates doing it. if it were easy, there would be no issues.

I am looking for the lady P.O.V. Early? K4? help...
Shaved balls have a purpose. Legs? Really?
I'm pretty sure, "because you like it," is the same purpose regardless of body part in this particular instance.
I agree. I was :shuked:
 
'-fish- said:
I'd think this would be a dealbreaker. What's more important--whether you find her attractive or whether she can make a statement to society through having hairy legs? Draw the line here, man, or you're going to have some problems down the road with Sasquatch.
She seems stuck in her ways, so I need to sculpt a good, waterproof, logical argument to her as to why she should continue using the razor below the kooch.
I think "I won't find you attractive anymore," although shallow, is pretty bulletproof. There is a reason for societal norms--not wanting your significant other to use her body as a political statement isn't all that unreasonable.
Dear God. Save this line for when you want her to kick you out. :no:The bigger deal you make of this, the stronger she'll hold to it. Let it go. She won't stick with it.
 
Seems like this will pass on its own. I mean she grows it out for a bit, gets uncomfortable, gets made fun of by her normal girlfriends, gets made fun of at work..etc.I think she will realize this is a bad idea on her own. I guess what im saying is yeah long term it would be a deal breaker. But if its a 2 month phase and she realizes its dumb..then meh..no big deal.
:hifive:
 
'Incogneto said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
Seems to me like legs would only be the tip of the shaving iceberg here.
I was thinking the same thing. She would NEVER stop shaving her pits or 'play-area'. Do I ask dare ask her why this is? I secretly think a lot of it is that it's 'difficult' to shave legs, and she hates doing it. if it were easy, there would be no issues.

I am looking for the lady P.O.V. Early? K4? help...
Shaved balls have a purpose. Legs? Really?
I'm pretty sure, "because you like it," is the same purpose regardless of body part in this particular instance.
When I start licking legs, I'll understand.
If the caterpillar legs are going to lessen his desire to give her a deep ?###king, I think there is a purpose served.
 
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