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Just an FYI, stay away from the hippos in Botswana. Son-in-law of a family friend apparently got gored (I have no idea what the correct term is) a day or two ago.
Just expand this to stay away from Hippos period, they kill a lot of humans per year, roughly 500.

I tussled with a hippo or two back in the day and lived to tell the tale. :bag:
My encounters were not on the African plains but rather at after hours party where alcohol and questionable decisions were aplenty.
That’s someone’s daughter
 
Just an FYI, stay away from the hippos in Botswana. Son-in-law of a family friend apparently got gored (I have no idea what the correct term is) a day or two ago.
Just expand this to stay away from Hippos period, they kill a lot of humans per year, roughly 500.
That seems a lot given the relative dearth of articles on hippo attacks on the web (I may have gone down that rabbit hole). I do know the few youtube videos out there are downright terrifying. I guess boat sneak attacks are not uncommon (which I guess makes sense given how territorial they are), but they just explode out of the water. They seem so nice and docile at the San Diego zoo.

It's San Diego. Everybody there is mellow. Probably because they're all on grass, even the hippos.
 
Staying at another (yes another) haunted hotel, this time in beautiful Flagstaff, AZ. I happened upon one in Fresno a few months ago, and instead of the usual Courtyard by Marriott or something, I opted for an older downtown hotel here in Flagstaff. Got to the front desk and they had flyers for ghost tours at the hotel. Definitely haunted! Will report back after my sleep tonight.
 
Staying at another (yes another) haunted hotel, this time in beautiful Flagstaff, AZ. I happened upon one in Fresno a few months ago, and instead of the usual Courtyard by Marriott or something, I opted for an older downtown hotel here in Flagstaff. Got to the front desk and they had flyers for ghost tours at the hotel. Definitely haunted! Will report back after my sleep tonight.
Don't get 2 sheets to the wind.
 
Staying at another (yes another) haunted hotel, this time in beautiful Flagstaff, AZ. I happened upon one in Fresno a few months ago, and instead of the usual Courtyard by Marriott or something, I opted for an older downtown hotel here in Flagstaff. Got to the front desk and they had flyers for ghost tours at the hotel. Definitely haunted! Will report back after my sleep tonight.
Don't get 2 sheets to the wind.
Oops. I had a "few" IPAs and being at 7000 ft. really knocked me good.

Nothing to report spook-wise. I am VERY paranormal-sensitive, too.
 
How are original triscuits still a thing? They're essentially inedible and are useless as a snack except as a way to hold a dip or appetizer of some kind. The texture is like a mix of sand, cardboard and twine. Literally all other chips or crackers, and all other flavors of triscuits, are superior to the original unflavored product both as a standalone snack and as a delivery system for dips and appetizers.
 
How are original triscuits still a thing? They're essentially inedible and are useless as a snack except as a way to hold a dip or appetizer of some kind. The texture is like a mix of sand, cardboard and twine. Literally all other chips or crackers, and all other flavors of triscuits, are superior to the original unflavored product both as a standalone snack and as a delivery system for dips and appetizers.
Love em.
 
How are original triscuits still a thing? They're essentially inedible and are useless as a snack except as a way to hold a dip or appetizer of some kind. The texture is like a mix of sand, cardboard and twine. Literally all other chips or crackers, and all other flavors of triscuits, are superior to the original unflavored product both as a standalone snack and as a delivery system for dips and appetizers.
and not aerodynamic like a Ritz
 
How are original triscuits still a thing? They're essentially inedible and are useless as a snack except as a way to hold a dip or appetizer of some kind. The texture is like a mix of sand, cardboard and twine. Literally all other chips or crackers, and all other flavors of triscuits, are superior to the original unflavored product both as a standalone snack and as a delivery system for dips and appetizers.
Love em.
Team Triscuit
:hifive:
 
Triscuits are like Grape Nuts cereal to me...if theres nothing else, I'm starving, and somebody has a gun to my head telling me to eat ir they'll kill me and my entire family... I'll eat.
 
triscuits are like the worlds best delivery vehicle for cheese and you need them no on ever says hey we need a load of 2x4s lets walk over to home despot and carry them home they say lets take a truck and get some 2x4s that is what triscuits are the pick up truck of cheese take that to the bank bromigos
 

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