GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (9 Viewers)

[SofaKings]

Enjoy your life. Freaking scientists are about to make everyone who can afford it live 150 years. Do whatever makes you happy.

Oh hey Mr. Malthus!

 

[-fish-]

My doctor has declared me "surprisingly healthy". I am 43 years in on drinking and doing drugs every day. My parents are pushing the century mark.

 

[-fish-]

Enjoy your life. Freaking scientists are about to make everyone who can afford it live 150 years. Do whatever makes you happy.

Oh hey Mr. Malthus!

I think you may want to skim another read.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

My doctor has declared me "surprisingly healthy". I am 43 years in on drinking and doing drugs every day. My parents are pushing the century mark.

Genetics help. I’m quite healthy but am prohibited from cutting loose without repercussions. I’m really glad I found out I only had one kidney when I was 46. That knowledge would have curtailed a lot of stupidity/fun in my youth/middle age.

 

[-fish-]

My doctor has declared me "surprisingly healthy". I am 43 years in on drinking and doing drugs every day. My parents are pushing the century mark.

Genetics help. I’m quite healthy but am prohibited from cutting loose without repercussions. I’m really glad I found out I only had one kidney when I was 46. That knowledge would have curtailed a lot of stupidity/fun in my youth/middle age.

If I found out at 46 that I only had one kidney, I guarantee that it would turn out that my parents had sold my other one when I was a kid.

 

[SWC]

My doctor has declared me "surprisingly healthy". I am 43 years in on drinking and doing drugs every day. My parents are pushing the century mark.

conversely my doctor looks suprised every time i see him he is like oh hey swc glad to see you are still with us man its bad its real bad take that to the bank brohans

 

[nirad3]

My doctor has declared me "surprisingly healthy". I am 43 years in on drinking and doing drugs every day. My parents are pushing the century mark.

I eat like absolute crap and my bloodwork always comes back fine during my yearly physicals. I don't do drugs every day nor am I a daily drinker, but I definitely partake. My dad lived until his early 80's, my mom's about to hit 80 and the only one of my grandparents to die young (mid-60's) was my grampa on my mom's side, only because he smoked a pack of cigarettes on the daily.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Yall sound like me 10 years ago. Good luck

 

[El Floppo]

Ive noticed physical changes across the board despite lifestyle remaining pretty much unchanged once i passed 55. Before that, i thought...yeah- im good to go with this aging stuff. Now...operation geezer next steps needs to happy pdq. I mentioned some of these to my Dr during the last physical as if there were options to he explored...nope. youre just getting older- deal with it.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Yall sound like me 10 years ago. Good luck

Yes, it all works until it suddenly doesn't.

 

[urbanhack]

**** that...i'm turning back the clock.

 

[kevzilla]

Mounjaro seems to have limited my desire for alcohol, but not cannabis or gambling. Hunh.

 

[Rustoleum]

**** that...i'm turning back the clock.

Wait!!!

(until Saturday).