bentley
Footballguy
This really is the most disturbing part of the whole story.
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RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
My wife gets calls like this from my principal all the time.
YSR
Footballguy
Not a problem at all.All you've really done is open yourself up to similar messages from me in the future. 
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
He just started watching it a couple of days ago. Whenever it would come on in the past he would immediately change it and say "I'm not old enough to watch this show." If it is good enough for GM's boy, it's good enough for mine. Of course my kid was stoned out of his mind on drugs.
"He keeps muttering something about Catelyn or is it Caetlyn or is it Kaitelyn or is it Kaetlynn..."
Early_10
footballgoddess
No, just standard 16 year old boy rates. $4000. And thats with a discount because he did driving school.My son has his drivers license. His insurance is about the same price as a vacation for 8 to the Dominican for a week.
Is he Elwood Blues?
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
Just saw this on another forum while following PainterGate.
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Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Good lord. FML.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
It's McKaelyn FTR.TobiasFunke
Footballguy
Million dollar idea I had last night:
When Game Show Network airs reruns of 70s/80s game shows, they should track down the contestants and have them do a running commentary on the show. Put them in a box in the corner of the screen so you can see what they look like now. Have them talk about what they were thinking when they gave certain answers, whether they actually did whatever they said they were gonna do with their lives in the intro., whether anything interesting or funny happened before/during/after the taping, etc.
Tell me that wouldn't make you 100 times more likely to watch a rerun of Card Sharks.
When Game Show Network airs reruns of 70s/80s game shows, they should track down the contestants and have them do a running commentary on the show. Put them in a box in the corner of the screen so you can see what they look like now. Have them talk about what they were thinking when they gave certain answers, whether they actually did whatever they said they were gonna do with their lives in the intro., whether anything interesting or funny happened before/during/after the taping, etc.
Tell me that wouldn't make you 100 times more likely to watch a rerun of Card Sharks.
He doesn't get the huge crank discount?'Early_10 said:No, just standard 16 year old boy rates. $4000. And thats with a discount because he did driving school.'kevzilla said:'Early_10 said:My son has his drivers license. His insurance is about the same price as a vacation for 8 to the Dominican for a week.
Dr. Watson
the unknown soldier
Oh, that's an extra fee...trust me, I know.He doesn't get the huge crank discount?'Early_10 said:No, just standard 16 year old boy rates. $4000. And thats with a discount because he did driving school.'kevzilla said:'Early_10 said:My son has his drivers license. His insurance is about the same price as a vacation for 8 to the Dominican for a week.
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Just killed an ant crawling on my face. Suck it ya Hymenoptera!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Today for lunch I had .68 lbs of soup, roasted red pepper & tomato, and a 1.21 lb salad. That's without dressing. 
Total cost, $11.00.
The soup was divine.
ETA
Sac, it was a spinach salad, not a fleck of lettuce was involved.
Total cost, $11.00.The soup was divine.
ETA
Sac, it was a spinach salad, not a fleck of lettuce was involved.
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Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Sounds delicious. I really hate lettuce. How the heck did that veggie worm its way into salads and sandwiches everywhere?Today for lunch I had .68 lbs of soup, roasted red pepper & tomato, and a 1.21 lb salad. That's without dressing.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I just locked my keys in my car getting out some stuff for the "Neighbor taking down the Christmas lights" winner. FML
The good news is I just renewed my AAA membership and they said they will be her in half an hour.
The good news is I just renewed my AAA membership and they said they will be her in half an hour.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Are you paying the 4 grand?
bostonfred
Footballguy
That's great news, unless they're him right now.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
It was.spinachSounds delicious. I really hate lettuce. How the heck did that veggie worm its way into salads and sandwiches everywhere?Today for lunch I had .68 lbs of soup, roasted red pepper & tomato, and a 1.21 lb salad. That's without dressing.
The soup was divine.
ETA
Sac, it was a spinach salad, not a fleck of lettuce was involved.
cucumbers
carrots
pepporoncinis
chives
a little bacon
a little cheddar
a little mozzarella
grilled chicken
onions
croutons
Early_10
footballgoddess
My parents are paying a third for his upcoming birthday, we're paying a third and making our son pay the other third himself installments. I paid the price of the cheapest driving school ($600) and he paid the difference for the more expensive one (an extra $200) because the cheapest one was booked up until May. As a graduate of driving school, he's credited with three years experience. I shuttered at what the full price would be. He's only getting one shot on our insurance. First moving violation or accident and he's on his own.
Early_10
footballgoddess
At least you can hang out here with us.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
He's been here, unlocked my car and gone. Now that's service.At least you can hang out here with us.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Did he just reach into the rolled-down window and hit the unlock button?He's been here, unlocked my car and gone. Now that's service.At least you can hang out here with us.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Wow, that's crazy. I had to pay my own insurance, and buy my own car for that matter, and it was a little over a $1000 a year. Of course that was 34 years ago. Wait a minute, that can't be right. Somebody get MOP in here.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
I had some leftover KFC and a banana.It was.spinachSounds delicious. I really hate lettuce. How the heck did that veggie worm its way into salads and sandwiches everywhere?Today for lunch I had .68 lbs of soup, roasted red pepper & tomato, and a 1.21 lb salad. That's without dressing.
The soup was divine.
ETA
Sac, it was a spinach salad, not a fleck of lettuce was involved.
cucumbers
carrots
pepporoncinis
chives
a little bacon
a little cheddar
a little mozzarella
grilled chicken
onions
croutons
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Used a brick.Did he just reach into the rolled-down window and hit the unlock button?He's been here, unlocked my car and gone. Now that's service.At least you can hang out here with us.
Jewell
Footballguy
A famous former rugby player has been arrested in South Africa after allegedly butchering at least three people to death with an axe.
A newspaper claimed the unnamed 34-year-old sportsman had launched a murderous rampage in revenge after his daughter was gang-raped and infected with HIV.
He is accused of stalking his victims over several days in townships and slum suburbs around Durban before hacking them to death with an axe.
To be fair to the guy, he did have an axe to grind.
A newspaper claimed the unnamed 34-year-old sportsman had launched a murderous rampage in revenge after his daughter was gang-raped and infected with HIV.
He is accused of stalking his victims over several days in townships and slum suburbs around Durban before hacking them to death with an axe.
To be fair to the guy, he did have an axe to grind.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I'll be working pretty late tonight. I'll send a prize pack to whoever guesses the closest time (Central time) that I actually leave. I'll post here when I do.
I haven't decided what I'm going to put in it yet. You may not want it.
I haven't decided what I'm going to put in it yet. You may not want it.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Gimme 12:45am sammy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
12:44am
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
It would halp if I knew what you did for a living. You're not the guy that runs the comedy club are you?
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
He's a member of Hells Angels. Extortion department if i remember right.
Early_10
footballgoddess
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Owns a taxi service?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
You should be banned until forever for being this corny.
Jewell
Footballguy
Running with scissors
Stark Raving Sane
bostonfred to the white courtesy phone...
facook
Footballguy
10:47 pm
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Bad joke aside, if that's his reasoning and he killed those that raped his daughter I say kudos to him and let him go free.That's the stuff Liam Neeson movies are made of.
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
10:01 PM
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I ship medical equipment. End of Q1 for one of our customers and end of Q4 for another.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
10:10No. Scratch that. 11:11
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Drifter
Footballguy
So, are you staging shipments or are you doing associated paperwork and administration?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Yes and yes
bostonfred
Footballguy
11:12
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