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[Captain Quinoa]

YSR: It's your turn to go in Bea Arthur's Panties.

There's something I never thought I'd type in my life.

I'd have laid pretty heavy odds on you doing so.

Apparently this earned Gadzooks a time out. Mods...it's the name of a Facebook Scrabble game, not in invitation for YSR to actually go in Bea Arthur's panties. My dear lord...aren't we getting just a little sensitive in here?Zooks told me this earned him a time out, so if it did not, accept my apologies in advance and blame him.Thank you.

Good God, man! It's Bea Arthur! The woman's practically a saint!

..bernard

 

[Homer J Simpson]

YSR: It's your turn to go in Bea Arthur's Panties.

There's something I never thought I'd type in my life.

I'd have laid pretty heavy odds on you doing so.

Apparently this earned Gadzooks a time out. Mods...it's the name of a Facebook Scrabble game, not in invitation for YSR to actually go in Bea Arthur's panties. My dear lord...aren't we getting just a little sensitive in here?Zooks told me this earned him a time out, so if it did not, accept my apologies in advance and blame him.Thank you.

Good God, man! It's Bea Arthur! The woman's practically a saint!

Yeah, but a total demon in the sack.

 

[Keys Myaths]

I really have no idea what to do with my mother.

Just got done with a five day visit here. All I got were comments about how I'm not married yet, how she can't smoke in my apartment, why the cat can't play on the porch (he'll get confused and run away scared), and a constant complaint about everything that happens to her.

She's a huge Denver fan, so we got very good seats to the Packers/Broncos game. The entire way there was a rant about how I was wearing a Rodgers jersey and I was a "traitor", then during the game, it was complaints about the fans who were looking at her (well, duh, you're wearing Broncos gear).

So much negativity to deal with, which is hard for me since I let nearly everything roll off of me. In general, I can't stand negative people, and it's hard when that's where I came from. I have no idea how to deal with it long-term, either. Do I just call her once a week and listen to her complain about stuff for a half-hour? It's been brought up to her before, and it goes into a self-loathing rant into how her life is awful.

She doesn't seem to get that her life is awful because she makes it that way.

I have no need for an actual response on this, but needed this rant time. Thanks.

 

[McJose]

Lions just scored AGAIN!

Ended up watching the early games at Yard House in Pasadena with my wife, my sister, and my brother. We were watching Bears game but there are like 18 million TVs in that place and they were showing every game. We hear this "Oh come on" and I look towards the bar and see the Lions scored their first TD. Just under that TV sat a couple of guys...one in a Tony Dorsett throwback jersey and another one in a Witten jersey. A few minutes later I hear "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" This sort of thing continued until the game was over.

 

[McJose]

I really have no idea what to do with my mother.Just got done with a five day visit here. All I got were comments about how I'm not married yet, how she can't smoke in my apartment, why the cat can't play on the porch (he'll get confused and run away scared), and a constant complaint about everything that happens to her.She's a huge Denver fan, so we got very good seats to the Packers/Broncos game. The entire way there was a rant about how I was wearing a Rodgers jersey and I was a "traitor", then during the game, it was complaints about the fans who were looking at her (well, duh, you're wearing Broncos gear).So much negativity to deal with, which is hard for me since I let nearly everything roll off of me. In general, I can't stand negative people, and it's hard when that's where I came from. I have no idea how to deal with it long-term, either. Do I just call her once a week and listen to her complain about stuff for a half-hour? It's been brought up to her before, and it goes into a self-loathing rant into how her life is awful.She doesn't seem to get that her life is awful because she makes it that way.I have no need for an actual response on this, but needed this rant time. Thanks.

There are a lot of people that no long have their mothers. Just remember that someday she's going to die.* *Then you can be happy.

 

[General Malaise]

I really have no idea what to do with my mother.Just got done with a five day visit here. All I got were comments about how I'm not married yet, how she can't smoke in my apartment, why the cat can't play on the porch (he'll get confused and run away scared), and a constant complaint about everything that happens to her.She's a huge Denver fan, so we got very good seats to the Packers/Broncos game. The entire way there was a rant about how I was wearing a Rodgers jersey and I was a "traitor", then during the game, it was complaints about the fans who were looking at her (well, duh, you're wearing Broncos gear).So much negativity to deal with, which is hard for me since I let nearly everything roll off of me. In general, I can't stand negative people, and it's hard when that's where I came from. I have no idea how to deal with it long-term, either. Do I just call her once a week and listen to her complain about stuff for a half-hour? It's been brought up to her before, and it goes into a self-loathing rant into how her life is awful.She doesn't seem to get that her life is awful because she makes it that way.I have no need for an actual response on this, but needed this rant time. Thanks.

Is she by chance going through Menopause?

 

[Keys Myaths]

I really have no idea what to do with my mother.Just got done with a five day visit here. All I got were comments about how I'm not married yet, how she can't smoke in my apartment, why the cat can't play on the porch (he'll get confused and run away scared), and a constant complaint about everything that happens to her.She's a huge Denver fan, so we got very good seats to the Packers/Broncos game. The entire way there was a rant about how I was wearing a Rodgers jersey and I was a "traitor", then during the game, it was complaints about the fans who were looking at her (well, duh, you're wearing Broncos gear).So much negativity to deal with, which is hard for me since I let nearly everything roll off of me. In general, I can't stand negative people, and it's hard when that's where I came from. I have no idea how to deal with it long-term, either. Do I just call her once a week and listen to her complain about stuff for a half-hour? It's been brought up to her before, and it goes into a self-loathing rant into how her life is awful.She doesn't seem to get that her life is awful because she makes it that way.I have no need for an actual response on this, but needed this rant time. Thanks.

Is she by chance going through Menopause?

Possibly, but this isn't a new development. It's just a complaint I have every time I spend time with her. This was probably the first time she's spent with me when I've had my life settled - I haven't moved in a while, have a great job, etc - so it's just more noticeable since I really have nothing but positive stuff to talk about. I try to avoid that, but whenever I do, it's met with negativity. It sucks.

 

[Tecumseh]

I really have no idea what to do with my mother.Just got done with a five day visit here. All I got were comments about how I'm not married yet, how she can't smoke in my apartment, why the cat can't play on the porch (he'll get confused and run away scared), and a constant complaint about everything that happens to her.She's a huge Denver fan, so we got very good seats to the Packers/Broncos game. The entire way there was a rant about how I was wearing a Rodgers jersey and I was a "traitor", then during the game, it was complaints about the fans who were looking at her (well, duh, you're wearing Broncos gear).So much negativity to deal with, which is hard for me since I let nearly everything roll off of me. In general, I can't stand negative people, and it's hard when that's where I came from. I have no idea how to deal with it long-term, either. Do I just call her once a week and listen to her complain about stuff for a half-hour? It's been brought up to her before, and it goes into a self-loathing rant into how her life is awful.She doesn't seem to get that her life is awful because she makes it that way.I have no need for an actual response on this, but needed this rant time. Thanks.

There's no shame in distancing yourself from negativity, even when it's family. I went from calling my dad once a week, to maybe once a month. No, I don't want to hear about your phantom health problems No, I don't want to hear how your doctor is trying to kill youNo, I don't want to hear (in graphic detail) how you're going to kill himNo, I don't want to hear what a great father you were (FYI- you weren't)No, I don't want to hear about the stupid boat you have been working on for 10 years and never sailedNo, I don't want to hear about how you're supposedly banging your 20-something cleaning ladyTalk to you next month, Dad...

 

[Keys Myaths]

I really have no idea what to do with my mother.Just got done with a five day visit here. All I got were comments about how I'm not married yet, how she can't smoke in my apartment, why the cat can't play on the porch (he'll get confused and run away scared), and a constant complaint about everything that happens to her.She's a huge Denver fan, so we got very good seats to the Packers/Broncos game. The entire way there was a rant about how I was wearing a Rodgers jersey and I was a "traitor", then during the game, it was complaints about the fans who were looking at her (well, duh, you're wearing Broncos gear).So much negativity to deal with, which is hard for me since I let nearly everything roll off of me. In general, I can't stand negative people, and it's hard when that's where I came from. I have no idea how to deal with it long-term, either. Do I just call her once a week and listen to her complain about stuff for a half-hour? It's been brought up to her before, and it goes into a self-loathing rant into how her life is awful.She doesn't seem to get that her life is awful because she makes it that way.I have no need for an actual response on this, but needed this rant time. Thanks.

There are a lot of people that no long have their mothers. Just remember that someday she's going to die.* *Then you can be happy.

The way she's chain-smoking, it might be sooner rather than later, sadly.Also, the whole thing is just affecting me in little ways - I'm reading threads like the "saving seats before you get in line" thread. Do people really get this upset over little things like that? Seems really weird.

 

[UOFI_316]

YSR: It's your turn to go in Bea Arthur's Panties.

There's something I never thought I'd type in my life.

I'd have laid pretty heavy odds on you doing so.

Apparently this earned Gadzooks a time out. Mods...it's the name of a Facebook Scrabble game, not in invitation for YSR to actually go in Bea Arthur's panties. My dear lord...aren't we getting just a little sensitive in here?Zooks told me this earned him a time out, so if it did not, accept my apologies in advance and blame him.Thank you.

Good God, man! It's Bea Arthur! The woman's practically a saint!

Yeah, but a total demon in the sack.

Now I am shuked, unless you are about 105 years old and meet her in the 1930s.

 

[McJose]

No idea how I forgot this.

Saturday night the wife and I stayed at this hotel near Cal Poly Pomona. We were on the 3rd floor and our half-assed balcony was almost directly over the hot tub. I go out on the balcony at about 11pm and there were 3 dudes in their late 20s sitting in the spa drinking Stella Lavoris and smoking cigs. I go back out about 30 minutes later and I see two girls (maybe 7/10 on the normal scale) approach the hot tub with towels wrapped around them. One of them takes off her towel to reveal a bikini and then gets into the tub.

The other girl drops her towel to reveal that she is only wearing one half of her bikini...the top half. Swear to god the girl had no bottoms on. At first I didn't believe. I thought for sure she was wearing a teeny tiny thong or nude colored panties. She had her back to me at first but when turned to get in the tub there was clearly a landing strip. What was weird is that the 3 guys in the tub didn't say a thing.

 

[Tecumseh]

YSR: It's your turn to go in Bea Arthur's Panties.

There's something I never thought I'd type in my life.

I'd have laid pretty heavy odds on you doing so.

Apparently this earned Gadzooks a time out. Mods...it's the name of a Facebook Scrabble game, not in invitation for YSR to actually go in Bea Arthur's panties. My dear lord...aren't we getting just a little sensitive in here?Zooks told me this earned him a time out, so if it did not, accept my apologies in advance and blame him.Thank you.

Good God, man! It's Bea Arthur! The woman's practically a saint!

Yeah, but a total demon in the sack.

Now I am shuked, unless you are about 105 years old and meet her in the 1930s.

It was the sultry voice that did the trick. Nothing hotter than having Harvey Fierstein tell you to take it easy because of her hips.

 

[General Malaise]

I really have no idea what to do with my mother.Just got done with a five day visit here. All I got were comments about how I'm not married yet, how she can't smoke in my apartment, why the cat can't play on the porch (he'll get confused and run away scared), and a constant complaint about everything that happens to her.She's a huge Denver fan, so we got very good seats to the Packers/Broncos game. The entire way there was a rant about how I was wearing a Rodgers jersey and I was a "traitor", then during the game, it was complaints about the fans who were looking at her (well, duh, you're wearing Broncos gear).So much negativity to deal with, which is hard for me since I let nearly everything roll off of me. In general, I can't stand negative people, and it's hard when that's where I came from. I have no idea how to deal with it long-term, either. Do I just call her once a week and listen to her complain about stuff for a half-hour? It's been brought up to her before, and it goes into a self-loathing rant into how her life is awful.She doesn't seem to get that her life is awful because she makes it that way.I have no need for an actual response on this, but needed this rant time. Thanks.

Is she by chance going through Menopause?

Possibly, but this isn't a new development. It's just a complaint I have every time I spend time with her. This was probably the first time she's spent with me when I've had my life settled - I haven't moved in a while, have a great job, etc - so it's just more noticeable since I really have nothing but positive stuff to talk about. I try to avoid that, but whenever I do, it's met with negativity. It sucks.

Maybe she just needs to get laid? Sorry, that was terrible. I'm sure you've tried to talk to her about this before, right? What does she say? Do you have any siblings? A dad? Somebody you can talk to about this? An aunt? Anyone? I'm sure we all have complaints about our mothers on some level...I know I sure do. But communication is key in everything, so you need to figure out what you want to say to her and then execute. And when she harps on you, call her out on it and say "See, this is what I'm talking about...there's no need for you to be so negative with me."

 

[Keys Myaths]

No idea how I forgot this.

Saturday night the wife and I stayed at this hotel near Cal Poly Pomona. We were on the 3rd floor and our half-assed balcony was almost directly over the hot tub. I go out on the balcony at about 11pm and there were 3 dudes in their late 20s sitting in the spa drinking Stella Lavoris and smoking cigs. I go back out about 30 minutes later and I see two girls (maybe 7/10 on the normal scale) approach the hot tub with towels wrapped around them. One of them takes off her towel to reveal a bikini and then gets into the tub.

The other girl drops her towel to reveal that she is only wearing one half of her bikini...the top half. Swear to god the girl had no bottoms on. At first I didn't believe. I thought for sure she was wearing a teeny tiny thong or nude colored panties. She had her back to me at first but when turned to get in the tub there was clearly a landing strip. What was weird is that the 3 guys in the tub didn't say a thing.

Not sure I'd say anything. Why would you want her to leave?

 

[McJose]

No idea how I forgot this.

Saturday night the wife and I stayed at this hotel near Cal Poly Pomona. We were on the 3rd floor and our half-assed balcony was almost directly over the hot tub. I go out on the balcony at about 11pm and there were 3 dudes in their late 20s sitting in the spa drinking Stella Lavoris and smoking cigs. I go back out about 30 minutes later and I see two girls (maybe 7/10 on the normal scale) approach the hot tub with towels wrapped around them. One of them takes off her towel to reveal a bikini and then gets into the tub.

The other girl drops her towel to reveal that she is only wearing one half of her bikini...the top half. Swear to god the girl had no bottoms on. At first I didn't believe. I thought for sure she was wearing a teeny tiny thong or nude colored panties. She had her back to me at first but when turned to get in the tub there was clearly a landing strip. What was weird is that the 3 guys in the tub didn't say a thing.

Not sure I'd say anything. Why would you want her to leave?

Great point. Act like you've been there before. I went out a couple of more times over the next hour and nothing was going on. The two girls sat on one side of the tub and the guys sat on the other. They were all talking and drinking (the pantyless chick was smoking a small hookah pipe ).

 

[General Malaise]

I really have no idea what to do with my mother.

Just got done with a five day visit here. All I got were comments about how I'm not married yet, how she can't smoke in my apartment, why the cat can't play on the porch (he'll get confused and run away scared), and a constant complaint about everything that happens to her.

She's a huge Denver fan, so we got very good seats to the Packers/Broncos game. The entire way there was a rant about how I was wearing a Rodgers jersey and I was a "traitor", then during the game, it was complaints about the fans who were looking at her (well, duh, you're wearing Broncos gear).

So much negativity to deal with, which is hard for me since I let nearly everything roll off of me. In general, I can't stand negative people, and it's hard when that's where I came from. I have no idea how to deal with it long-term, either. Do I just call her once a week and listen to her complain about stuff for a half-hour? It's been brought up to her before, and it goes into a self-loathing rant into how her life is awful.

She doesn't seem to get that her life is awful because she makes it that way.

I have no need for an actual response on this, but needed this rant time. Thanks.

There's no shame in distancing yourself from negativity, even when it's family. I went from calling my dad once a week, to maybe once a month. No, I don't want to hear about your phantom health problems

No, I don't want to hear how your doctor is trying to kill you

No, I don't want to hear (in graphic detail) how you're going to kill him

No, I don't want to hear what a great father you were (FYI- you weren't)

No, I don't want to hear about the stupid boat you have been working on for 10 years and never sailed

No, I don't want to hear about how you're supposedly banging your 20-something cleaning lady

Talk to you next month, Dad...

Have him call me on the bolded.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

 

[General Malaise]

No idea how I forgot this.

Saturday night the wife and I stayed at this hotel near Cal Poly Pomona. We were on the 3rd floor and our half-assed balcony was almost directly over the hot tub. I go out on the balcony at about 11pm and there were 3 dudes in their late 20s sitting in the spa drinking Stella Lavoris and smoking cigs. I go back out about 30 minutes later and I see two girls (maybe 7/10 on the normal scale) approach the hot tub with towels wrapped around them. One of them takes off her towel to reveal a bikini and then gets into the tub.

The other girl drops her towel to reveal that she is only wearing one half of her bikini...the top half. Swear to god the girl had no bottoms on. At first I didn't believe. I thought for sure she was wearing a teeny tiny thong or nude colored panties. She had her back to me at first but when turned to get in the tub there was clearly a landing strip. What was weird is that the 3 guys in the tub didn't say a thing.

Not sure I'd say anything. Why would you want her to leave?

Great point. Act like you've been there before. I went out a couple of more times over the next hour and nothing was going on. The two girls sat on one side of the tub and the guys sat on the other. They were all talking and drinking (the pantyless chick was smoking a small hookah pipe ).

I would have SPRINTED down there. What is wrong with you, man?

 

[Keys Myaths]

I really have no idea what to do with my mother.Just got done with a five day visit here. All I got were comments about how I'm not married yet, how she can't smoke in my apartment, why the cat can't play on the porch (he'll get confused and run away scared), and a constant complaint about everything that happens to her.She's a huge Denver fan, so we got very good seats to the Packers/Broncos game. The entire way there was a rant about how I was wearing a Rodgers jersey and I was a "traitor", then during the game, it was complaints about the fans who were looking at her (well, duh, you're wearing Broncos gear).So much negativity to deal with, which is hard for me since I let nearly everything roll off of me. In general, I can't stand negative people, and it's hard when that's where I came from. I have no idea how to deal with it long-term, either. Do I just call her once a week and listen to her complain about stuff for a half-hour? It's been brought up to her before, and it goes into a self-loathing rant into how her life is awful.She doesn't seem to get that her life is awful because she makes it that way.I have no need for an actual response on this, but needed this rant time. Thanks.

Is she by chance going through Menopause?

Possibly, but this isn't a new development. It's just a complaint I have every time I spend time with her. This was probably the first time she's spent with me when I've had my life settled - I haven't moved in a while, have a great job, etc - so it's just more noticeable since I really have nothing but positive stuff to talk about. I try to avoid that, but whenever I do, it's met with negativity. It sucks.

Maybe she just needs to get laid? Sorry, that was terrible. I'm sure you've tried to talk to her about this before, right? What does she say? Do you have any siblings? A dad? Somebody you can talk to about this? An aunt? Anyone? I'm sure we all have complaints about our mothers on some level...I know I sure do. But communication is key in everything, so you need to figure out what you want to say to her and then execute. And when she harps on you, call her out on it and say "See, this is what I'm talking about...there's no need for you to be so negative with me."

We've tried this before, it's obviously a good idea to try again. She cut my sister out of her life for about 5 years because of this - but that's obviously better than listening to this crap constantly.

 

[Keys Myaths]

No idea how I forgot this.

Saturday night the wife and I stayed at this hotel near Cal Poly Pomona. We were on the 3rd floor and our half-assed balcony was almost directly over the hot tub. I go out on the balcony at about 11pm and there were 3 dudes in their late 20s sitting in the spa drinking Stella Lavoris and smoking cigs. I go back out about 30 minutes later and I see two girls (maybe 7/10 on the normal scale) approach the hot tub with towels wrapped around them. One of them takes off her towel to reveal a bikini and then gets into the tub.

The other girl drops her towel to reveal that she is only wearing one half of her bikini...the top half. Swear to god the girl had no bottoms on. At first I didn't believe. I thought for sure she was wearing a teeny tiny thong or nude colored panties. She had her back to me at first but when turned to get in the tub there was clearly a landing strip. What was weird is that the 3 guys in the tub didn't say a thing.

Not sure I'd say anything. Why would you want her to leave?

Great point. Act like you've been there before. I went out a couple of more times over the next hour and nothing was going on. The two girls sat on one side of the tub and the guys sat on the other. They were all talking and drinking (the pantyless chick was smoking a small hookah pipe ).

 

[-fish-]

Seattlehole was awesome.

I'm just finishing a 10-day bender. Cos has been at my house for 2 days and I think I've seen him for less than 10 minutes. Yesterday I left him a note that said "gone drinking again. call me if you need help with the remote."

I showed up drunk, but everyone was kind enough not to mention anything about that. As we settled into drinking beer, I sobered up enough to realize how funny all of these guys were.

I have a picture of our Bieber clone waitress and her hummingbird tattoos. I'm really bad at uploading pictures, but I'll see what I can do.

 

[dharmapunk]

I really have no idea what to do with my mother.Just got done with a five day visit here. All I got were comments about how I'm not married yet, how she can't smoke in my apartment, why the cat can't play on the porch (he'll get confused and run away scared), and a constant complaint about everything that happens to her.She's a huge Denver fan, so we got very good seats to the Packers/Broncos game. The entire way there was a rant about how I was wearing a Rodgers jersey and I was a "traitor", then during the game, it was complaints about the fans who were looking at her (well, duh, you're wearing Broncos gear).So much negativity to deal with, which is hard for me since I let nearly everything roll off of me. In general, I can't stand negative people, and it's hard when that's where I came from. I have no idea how to deal with it long-term, either. Do I just call her once a week and listen to her complain about stuff for a half-hour? It's been brought up to her before, and it goes into a self-loathing rant into how her life is awful.She doesn't seem to get that her life is awful because she makes it that way.I have no need for an actual response on this, but needed this rant time. Thanks.

I think we need to have a beer to figure how to get our mothers to move in together, so two negatives can make a positive and we can return to sanity.

 

[McJose]

No idea how I forgot this.

Saturday night the wife and I stayed at this hotel near Cal Poly Pomona. We were on the 3rd floor and our half-assed balcony was almost directly over the hot tub. I go out on the balcony at about 11pm and there were 3 dudes in their late 20s sitting in the spa drinking Stella Lavoris and smoking cigs. I go back out about 30 minutes later and I see two girls (maybe 7/10 on the normal scale) approach the hot tub with towels wrapped around them. One of them takes off her towel to reveal a bikini and then gets into the tub.

The other girl drops her towel to reveal that she is only wearing one half of her bikini...the top half. Swear to god the girl had no bottoms on. At first I didn't believe. I thought for sure she was wearing a teeny tiny thong or nude colored panties. She had her back to me at first but when turned to get in the tub there was clearly a landing strip. What was weird is that the 3 guys in the tub didn't say a thing.

Not sure I'd say anything. Why would you want her to leave?

Great point. Act like you've been there before. I went out a couple of more times over the next hour and nothing was going on. The two girls sat on one side of the tub and the guys sat on the other. They were all talking and drinking (the pantyless chick was smoking a small hookah pipe ).

I would have SPRINTED down there. What is wrong with you, man?

1. I was pretty much shammered.2. Due to the fact that it was the day after my birthday the wife was graciously consented to some rather strenuous adult activities. I was rather spent.

 

[dharmapunk]

No idea how I forgot this.

Saturday night the wife and I stayed at this hotel near Cal Poly Pomona. We were on the 3rd floor and our half-assed balcony was almost directly over the hot tub. I go out on the balcony at about 11pm and there were 3 dudes in their late 20s sitting in the spa drinking Stella Lavoris and smoking cigs. I go back out about 30 minutes later and I see two girls (maybe 7/10 on the normal scale) approach the hot tub with towels wrapped around them. One of them takes off her towel to reveal a bikini and then gets into the tub.

The other girl drops her towel to reveal that she is only wearing one half of her bikini...the top half. Swear to god the girl had no bottoms on. At first I didn't believe. I thought for sure she was wearing a teeny tiny thong or nude colored panties. She had her back to me at first but when turned to get in the tub there was clearly a landing strip. What was weird is that the 3 guys in the tub didn't say a thing.

Not sure I'd say anything. Why would you want her to leave?

Great point. Act like you've been there before. I went out a couple of more times over the next hour and nothing was going on. The two girls sat on one side of the tub and the guys sat on the other. They were all talking and drinking (the pantyless chick was smoking a small hookah pipe ).

Why doesn't stuff like this happen to me?

I need to move back to California. :(

 

[General Malaise]

Seattlehole was awesome.

I'm just finishing a 10-day bender. Cos has been at my house for 2 days and I think I've seen him for less than 10 minutes. Yesterday I left him a note that said "gone drinking again. call me if you need help with the remote."

I showed up drunk, but everyone was kind enough not to mention anything about that. As we settled into drinking beer, I sobered up enough to realize how funny all of these guys were.

I have a picture of our Bieber clone waitress and her hummingbird tattoos. I'm really bad at uploading pictures, but I'll see what I can do.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I apologize for the poor posting and not sticking to just lurking, my "baby" girl turned 12 today and I once again missed it. :( Please continue with the regularly scheduled program.

That sucks man. Thank you for your service.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Where was shuke for the last month?

Just busy with real life stuff. Traveled some for work. Had to put our dog down. Really busy at work.

Sorry to hear that GB. :(

Thanks man. Hardest part was digging her grave while she was alive. It was a Sunday and we were hoping she could get through the day so we could take her to our vet the next day, but that night she couldn't even stand and hadn't moved all day. I had to take her to an emergency place late that night, and they were very kind and thoughtful about the whole thing.

Damn. :(

 

[Mr.Pack]

The amiable conviviality of those encountered thus far is surpassed only by their ability to consume vast amounts of alcohol.

Say what now?

 

[Mr.Pack]

I don't know.

Just spill it. We can take it.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

this cosjobs trip is pretty fascinating. he just flew to Seattle at the last minute and is crashing in a fellow FBGs house with said FBG not even around?

I assume there's more to the trip than that.

 

[General Malaise]

Got kicked out of a bar on Saturday and for once, it wasn't my fault. I guess telling the bartender to go "F himself" will get you tossed. Who knew?

 

[General Malaise]

this cosjobs trip is pretty fascinating. he just flew to Seattle at the last minute and is crashing in a fellow FBGs house with said FBG not even around?I assume there's more to the trip than that.

Up next, two days with THIS GUY!!!

 

[Keys Myaths]

Milwaukeeans - where's a good bar/etc to watch the game Tuesday night?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

this cosjobs trip is pretty fascinating. he just flew to Seattle at the last minute and is crashing in a fellow FBGs house with said FBG not even around?I assume there's more to the trip than that.

Up next, two days with THIS GUY!!!

is he going to hang out at your house for a couple days while you're at work or out boozing as well?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

No idea how I forgot this.

Saturday night the wife and I stayed at this hotel near Cal Poly Pomona. We were on the 3rd floor and our half-assed balcony was almost directly over the hot tub. I go out on the balcony at about 11pm and there were 3 dudes in their late 20s sitting in the spa drinking Stella Lavoris and smoking cigs. I go back out about 30 minutes later and I see two girls (maybe 7/10 on the normal scale) approach the hot tub with towels wrapped around them. One of them takes off her towel to reveal a bikini and then gets into the tub.

The other girl drops her towel to reveal that she is only wearing one half of her bikini...the top half. Swear to god the girl had no bottoms on. At first I didn't believe. I thought for sure she was wearing a teeny tiny thong or nude colored panties. She had her back to me at first but when turned to get in the tub there was clearly a landing strip. What was weird is that the 3 guys in the tub didn't say a thing.

Maybe she was trying to make soup.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Milwaukeeans - where's a good bar/etc to watch the game Tuesday night?

Where are you staying?

 

[General Malaise]

this cosjobs trip is pretty fascinating. he just flew to Seattle at the last minute and is crashing in a fellow FBGs house with said FBG not even around?I assume there's more to the trip than that.

Up next, two days with THIS GUY!!!

is he going to hang out at your house for a couple days while you're at work or out boozing as well?

Nah, I am sending him over to hang out with my parents. Hoping he recruits them to go live with him in Austin.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

I really have no idea what to do with my mother.Just got done with a five day visit here. All I got were comments about how I'm not married yet, how she can't smoke in my apartment, why the cat can't play on the porch (he'll get confused and run away scared), and a constant complaint about everything that happens to her.She's a huge Denver fan, so we got very good seats to the Packers/Broncos game. The entire way there was a rant about how I was wearing a Rodgers jersey and I was a "traitor", then during the game, it was complaints about the fans who were looking at her (well, duh, you're wearing Broncos gear).So much negativity to deal with, which is hard for me since I let nearly everything roll off of me. In general, I can't stand negative people, and it's hard when that's where I came from. I have no idea how to deal with it long-term, either. Do I just call her once a week and listen to her complain about stuff for a half-hour? It's been brought up to her before, and it goes into a self-loathing rant into how her life is awful.She doesn't seem to get that her life is awful because she makes it that way.I have no need for an actual response on this, but needed this rant time. Thanks.

My mother is a very negative person as well. I exchanged maybe 3-4 emails with her a couple months ago. I've gone over a year at a time without speaking to her or communicating with her in any manner. I believe - and have believed this for a number of years - the family will be better off with her dead. She really is an evil woman. If your mom is simply a negative nancy I'd say you should count your blessings, suck it up and roll with the negativity if it's only once a week...but I guess I'm a hypocrite. Whatever you decide, best of luck. rickyjgo - thank you for your service. I don't have much advice to give you. shuke - :(

 

[General Malaise]

900!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

900!

 

[urbanhack]

:confetti:

 

[Keys Myaths]

Milwaukeeans - where's a good bar/etc to watch the game Tuesday night?

Where are you staying?

Marriot Milwaukee West - Pewaukee. Willing to travel a little for a decent place, though.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Milwaukeeans - where's a good bar/etc to watch the game Tuesday night?

Where are you staying?

Marriot Milwaukee West - Pewaukee. Willing to travel a little for a decent place, though.

Delafield BrewHaus is a nice place, as is WaterStreet Brewery off Hwy 83 and Hwy 94And fairly close to Pewaukee

 

[Drifter]

this cosjobs trip is pretty fascinating. he just flew to Seattle at the last minute and is crashing in a fellow FBGs house with said FBG not even around?I assume there's more to the trip than that.

Nope, that's pretty much it.

 

[-fish-]

this cosjobs trip is pretty fascinating. he just flew to Seattle at the last minute and is crashing in a fellow FBGs house with said FBG not even around?I assume there's more to the trip than that.

my house is more of a base of operations. cos doesn't need a babysitter or tour guide, and I have no wife, no kids living with me, and an extra bedroom. I've got a lot of stuff going on right now, between what I thought was going to be massive trial and the fact that I seem to have accidentally fallen for a girl 16 years younger than me. cos is the most low maintenance houseguest you'd ever want. So far his only messages to me: "your remote is a whore" and "do you have a real wine opener?"

 

[Drifter]

this cosjobs trip is pretty fascinating. he just flew to Seattle at the last minute and is crashing in a fellow FBGs house with said FBG not even around?I assume there's more to the trip than that.

my house is more of a base of operations. cos doesn't need a babysitter or tour guide, and I have no wife, no kids living with me, and an extra bedroom. I've got a lot of stuff going on right now, between what I thought was going to be massive trial and the fact that I seem to have accidentally fallen for a girl 16 years younger than me. cos is the most low maintenance houseguest you'd ever want. So far his only messages to me: "your remote is a whore" and "do you have a real wine opener?"

At Costco last night, he also picked up about 2 dozen bottles of wine and some very nice looking filet mignons which makes him an appealing houseguest in my book.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

this cosjobs trip is pretty fascinating. he just flew to Seattle at the last minute and is crashing in a fellow FBGs house with said FBG not even around?I assume there's more to the trip than that.

my house is more of a base of operations. cos doesn't need a babysitter or tour guide, and I have no wife, no kids living with me, and an extra bedroom. I've got a lot of stuff going on right now, between what I thought was going to be massive trial and the fact that I seem to have accidentally fallen for a girl 16 years younger than me. cos is the most low maintenance houseguest you'd ever want. So far his only messages to me: "your remote is a whore" and "do you have a real wine opener?"

At Costco last night, he also picked up about 2 dozen bottles of wine and some very nice looking filet mignons which makes him an appealing houseguest in my book.

also fascinating

 

[-fish-]

this cosjobs trip is pretty fascinating. he just flew to Seattle at the last minute and is crashing in a fellow FBGs house with said FBG not even around?I assume there's more to the trip than that.

Up next, two days with THIS GUY!!!

is he going to hang out at your house for a couple days while you're at work or out boozing as well?

Nah, I am sending him over to hang out with my parents. Hoping he recruits them to go live with him in Austin.

GM--probably should have mentioned this earlier, but it looks like I'm coming with cos for one of those days.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

this thread keeps shrinking.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

McJose trying to be the 1st on ol' 900?