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Cos flying in tonight but I have birthday dinner/drinks with young lady I've been pursuing. Is leaving him a key and a full bottle of bourbon acceptable?

 
'TylerRoseFan said:
My son has homecoming dance tonight. His best friend is a girl. They're 16 and have been best buds since 3rd grade. Her dad is rich. By rich I mean $500M type rich. 22k sq ft house. Even though they are best buds, they've never dated. They always double date for stuff. Pictures are ALWAYS at her house before the dance date. As usual, I'm expected to go and see them take pics. I don't want to go. I know what they look like. I'll be forced to see all 10000 pictures taken of the group. I'm on my second beer and am enjoying a day full of college football and babysitting a 12 brisket. Nothing to see here.
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Make sure you son is clear that he never needs to piss this girl off
 
'-fish- said:
Cos flying in tonight but I have birthday dinner/drinks with young lady I've been pursuing. Is leaving him a key and a full bottle of bourbon acceptable?
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Have Cos come and sit at the next table. Midway through the meal, he needs to pretend to start choking. You rush over and save his life. If you're not in that girl's pants within the hour, just kill yourself. HTH.
 
'EYLive said:
Does anyone watch team handball? Why don't they set picks for each other? The D appears to always be in a zone but they can still set up backdoor type screens for wide open shots... I think.
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yup, played it for 20 years, and yes, players try to set "picks" all the time. Teams change between zone and man coverage on the fly, often within the same defensive period, and also between defensive 6-0, attacking 3-2-1, and sometimes spot marking players.If the pick is set incorrectly, or the guy is too small you can just take him into the "open" player, or just go through him. This isn't basketball ;)
 
'General Malaise said:
Soccer team update:Week 1: 3-1 loss after skating to a 0-0 tie at the half.Week 2: 7-2 loss after being notched up 2-2 at the half.Week 3: 2-2 tie after being tied 1-1 at the half. We let a goal to through with just seconds left on the clock. :hot: Week 4: 10:30am game at the pitch. I have agreed to shave only half my facial hair if we win. And Boston Coolers for all after practice on Monday.I will will this team to victory if it kills me. My voice is shot after every game and last week, I pulled some sort of butt muscle leaping in the air attempting to chest bump my taller assistant coach.
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We went up 2-0 in the first half and should have had 4. Kellen played a brilliant game at goalie, gobbling up everything. I created a 'Sweeper' position for Cooper and he thrived. We were playing great on both sides of the ball. I even gave our booger eating flower pickers some extended PT in the first. And then...a garbage goal goes through, 2-1 and halftime.Second half rolls around and we can't add another goal, but we're not letting anything through either. Kellen is attacking the ball anytime it comes near him. Then he gets stepped on and we have some tears. I rush out, check him out, ask him if he wants to come out, he says no, receives a round of applause and continues playing A+ goalkeeper. But for some reason, the other team just kept pounding us and had possession in our zone for the last 5 minutes. They were missing shots just wide or just over the net. It was nerve racking. And then, on a defensive collapse by us, they scored. 2-2. Ref blows her whistle and I'm thinking "Damn it, another heart breaking 2-2 tie".But no! She informs us we are going to OT! OT? We didn't have OT last week. Now we have OT? Okay, great. I throw all the starers back in there and we have 5 minutes to play. Let's go out and win! Let's go be great for 5 minutes. Let's play great defense and cover our man. NO MISTAKES! 5 MINUTES! IN 5 MINUTES, THE VIKINGS RAPED AND KILLED RHODE ISLAND. :mellow: In 5 minutes, they scored - and I'm not making this up - 4 goals. We lost 6-2. I want to fire myself. I am so sick. We just quit trying. No effort. Kellen is a mess. He hid under a blanket for 40 minutes. Sigh!!!We get a bye week next week, but I'm sure we'll find a way to lose.
 
For tomorrow's NFL Seattle cornhole, I think the Time Out Ale house looks pretty good.

34525 16th Avenue S

(between 347th Pl & 344th St)

Federal Way, WA 98003

(253) 838-0086



They recommend getting there by 9:10 to grab a table. I think I can do that.



But I am open for anything, I just want to know this evening rather than figure it out early Sunday morning.



I'm leaving for airport now. Will land in Seattle about 8pm

 
GM, you should convert your warehouse into a roller rink. Just got back from the 3rd skate party that I've had to take my daughter to within the last month or so. That place prints money.

 
'Homer J Simpson said:
'-fish- said:
Cos flying in tonight but I have birthday dinner/drinks with young lady I've been pursuing. Is leaving him a key and a full bottle of bourbon acceptable?
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Have Cos come and sit at the next table. Midway through the meal, he needs to pretend to start choking. You rush over and save his life. If you're not in that girl's pants within the hour, just kill yourself. HTH.
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you really should have gotten on a plane to seattle.
 
'Tecumseh said:
GM, you should convert your warehouse into a roller rink. Just got back from the 3rd skate party that I've had to take my daughter to within the last month or so. That place prints money.
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Underground rave spot down?Rent it out 'under the table,' sell glow-in-the-dark jewelry and bottled water for $5 a pop, and claim total ignorance if the cops bust it. Bonus: set up an office in the back and watch the hot naked E-chicks line up for favors. Make Homer give you half his paycheck a week to man the office. :moneybag:
 
Gf just told ne to stop drinking at the reception. Shark move is to keep drinking and blame anything on her, right??

 
'kotzwinkle said:
'Guster said:
Gf just told ne to stop drinking at the reception. Shark move is to keep drinking and blame anything on her, right??
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Angle for threesome w her best friend. Say the friend brought it up.
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'Tiger Fan said:
'Guster said:
Gf just told ne to stop drinking at the reception. Shark move is to keep drinking and blame anything on her, right??
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You sure she didn't tell you to "stop posting"?
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Best friend's husband wouldn't have been too impressedReception turned lame after I stopped drinking. Back at the hotel now :sadbanana:
 
Ended up meeting -fish- and several pretty hot women at the Tides bar. Drank a while, but declined to go "over the bridge" with them and probably get back around 4am. I need to handicap the NFL games and at least try to field some semblance of a fantasy team in a couple of leagues, before heading to a sports bar to stake out a table at 9:30 am.

Speaking of which, the mini seattle cornholio will be at the Time Out Ale House in Federal Way.:

34525 16th Avenue S

(between 347th Pl & 344th St)

Federal Way, WA 98003

(253) 838-0086



I going to try and get there by 9:15 9:30 and stake out a table.



Pigskin P, Drifter and -fish- (late game only) are expected. Britney is doubtful, but I will text him the location and see if he can swing by for a bit. I think its pretty close to his house.



If PP of D can meet me there early, I'll probably get less grief for trying to take up a whole table for a single customer.



Drifter, I do not have your no. to text you. I am pm'ing you mine.



cheers





 
Every time I come in this thread there's always exactly one guest reading it:

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1 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users

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IRS? DEA? Bryant Boats? Henreich Himmler? Colonel Flagg? Mata Hari?

 
Apparently the husband from the wedding yesterday had a panic attack and chest pains at 3am and needed my buddy (a doctor) to help him. Not the best of omens for their marriage...

 
'General Malaise said:
Soccer team update:Week 1: 3-1 loss after skating to a 0-0 tie at the half.Week 2: 7-2 loss after being notched up 2-2 at the half.Week 3: 2-2 tie after being tied 1-1 at the half. We let a goal to through with just seconds left on the clock. :hot: Week 4: 10:30am game at the pitch. I have agreed to shave only half my facial hair if we win. And Boston Coolers for all after practice on Monday.I will will this team to victory if it kills me. My voice is shot after every game and last week, I pulled some sort of butt muscle leaping in the air attempting to chest bump my taller assistant coach.
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What's a Boston Cooler?
 
'General Malaise said:
I will will this team to victory if it kills me. My voice is shot after every game and last week, I pulled some sort of butt muscle leaping in the air attempting to chest bump my taller assistant coach.
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:thumbup: Sounds like me. I about had an aneurism yesterday "coaching" (yelling) at my son's game.
 
holy crap. drunk from last night, when I got in at 4:30. Cos laughed at me and left. I'm pretty sure I destroyed any chance of solidifying the groundwork I've been doing with 26 year old girl that I've been seeing in recent weeks, but may or may not have hooked up with her roommate last night, if only I could remember. Drunktexted at 8 this morning, with no response (because there's no way she's awake). Think I just shot myself in the foot with both. Need to sober up just to drive to bar to watch football with seattleites.

I'm a disaster.

 
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