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GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

Part of me wants rainout after rainout in all these playoff games, screw em for dragging that #### out so much.

Oh god, lou holtz and mark may, great.

These BYU Cougars commercials with all these former athletes talking to a a cat are really bad, I love it.

 
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Should I add anything else? We kind hit some flat water for a spell. :unsure:
I'd like to know if there's anything of substance in here from the past 4 weeks.
Okay, well there was a big cornhole planned for Las Vegas next year.....and then the location got switched to Oregon to go sasquatch searching and fishing....then wives started coming along....then there was talk of renting a river in Oregon, and then GM volunteered to rent out Mt Hood to go skiing with Cosjobs.......and then the locale got switched to Seattle.....and then back to Vegas.......and then there was a brewhaha in regard to drinking yards of alcohol and I'm pretty sure Rudnicki and Tanner were going to get into a fist fight, but Tre stepped in and told them to chill......and I think that about catches you up. hth.
Tre and Frosty tag teamed on a blog entry that nobody outside of Tre and Frosty will read
I will stab you in the colon
 
Have the Giants ever played at Jiffy-Pop Stadium before this week? Just curious.
Huh? Who the hell names a damn stadium after Jiffy Pop? Does the thing have a silver dome and when it gets hot inside the dome puffs the hell out? Aside: Making potato leek soup using peppered bacon. Sex does not smell as good as my kitchen does right now. :yes:
 
Un####ingbelievable.

Horrible fake FG, giving BYU great field position and a shot in the arm.

Next possession, 3 runs up the gut and punt.

Now you know why Utah State has lost late leads in games they had won against Auburn and Colorado State. Nice coaching, you conservative fuking ####sy.

 
Went in the store tonight to buy some contact solution and a birthday present for a friend's child for tomorrow. I left with five boxes of cereal. I think I have a problem.

 
Pigskin P is an awesome dude.

I enjoy all of Sarnoff's TV posts. It's basically Sarnoff for TV, Just Cuz for football, and I kind of ignore everything else.

Shuke> I would recommend Parks and Rec. and Archer. I think you'd like both of those.

 
Well done, good sir.So that WAS you (pics) in the gambling thread. You're kind of gnarly looking. :excited:I gotta figure out how to post some pics in here tonight. Hawaiian birds on the beach... :thumbup:
For the record, and for those of you on the cyber limited portion of the perspective, I would put Brong/SLBD on the flip half of the coin as Finless. Both men can be described as having less than average stature (sorry SLBD) and position themselves as having a world of extensive experience, but only one actually has charisma, gravitas and a legitimate presence.Sorry for the Fin lovers Two similar but radically diffirent guys. I will now relegate myself to the drunk thread.
 
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Well done, good sir.So that WAS you (pics) in the gambling thread. You're kind of gnarly looking. :excited:

I gotta figure out how to post some pics in here tonight. Hawaiian birds on the beach... :thumbup:
For the record, and for those of you on the cyber limited portion of the perspective, I would put Brong/SLBD on the flip half of the coin as Finless. Both men can be described as having less than average stature (sorry SLBD) and position themselves as having a world of extensive experience, but only one actually has charisma, gravitas and a legitimate presence.Sorry for the Fin lovers Two similar but radically diffirent guys.

I will now relegate myself to the drunk thread.
SLBD ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ finless
 
Seattle Cornholios

BB Magraws

Ram

The first seems a little less corporate than the second. I'm not familiar with either - just doing Yelp searches.
Just heard from Pigskin P after six years, he's in Kirkland and interested in joining us.
Do it. My brainstem recognizes PP as being entertaining. No specifics - pure instinct.
Congrats to your brain stem. THe internets wept when he retired in aught five.
 
The link for Pasquino's For The Win column takes you to his effort from Week 4 2010. It appears I am the only one to notice. What's the shark move here?

 
I gave you a shout out in the durnjk tread but maube you're too cool for that? You need to make a destinatnhion trip like our friend cosjobs. Come west old man. It's not like you have any obligations.. I'll piss off my wife for you

 
I gave you a shout out in the durnjk tread but maube you're too cool for that? You need to make a destinatnhion trip like our friend cosjobs. Come west old man. It's not like you have any obligations.. I'll piss off my wife for you
:wub:Can we meet at the top of the space needle?
 
My gf is in her friend's wedding today, so me and one of the other guys are going to start drinking at 11. The wedding starts at 4:30.

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TRE> hey

Saturday, October 01

#18 Arkansas (3-1) +2.5 #14 Texas A&M (2-1) -2.5

Minnesota (1-3) +20.5 #19 MICHIGAN (4-0) -20.5 :bag:

Texas Tech (3-0) -7.5 KANSAS (2-1) +7.5

Mississippi St. (2-2) +7.5 GEORGIA (2-2) -7.5

Northwestern (2-1) +6.5 #24 ILLINOIS (4-0) -6.5

Air Force (2-1) +2.5 NAVY (2-1) -2.5

Kentucky (2-2) +28.5 #1 LSU (4-0) -28.5

Auburn (3-1) +11.5 #10 SOUTH CAROLINA (4-0) -11.5



Arizona (1-3) +13.5 USC (3-1) -13.5

Michigan St. (3-1) +3.5 OHIO ST. (3-1) -3.5



#21 Georgia Tech (4-0) -11.5 NO CAROLINA ST. (2-2) +11.5

#15 Baylor (3-0) -3.5 KANSAS ST. (3-0) +3.5

#13 Clemson (4-0) +6.5 #11 VIRGINIA TECH (4-0) -6.5

#17 Texas (3-0) -10.5 IOWA ST. (3-0) +10.5

Washington (3-1) +7.5 UTAH (2-1) -7.5

#3 Alabama (4-0) -5.5 #12 FLORIDA (4-0) +5.5

North Carolina (3-1) -7.5 EAST CAROLINA (1-2) +7.5

Notre Dame (2-2) -13.5 PURDUE (2-1) +13.5



#8 Nebraska (4-0) +8.5 #7 WISCONSIN (4-0) -8.5

UCLA (2-2) +22.5 #6 STANFORD (3-0) -22.5

Tiebreaker Total - Nebraska at Wisconsin (57.5): 61
 
Soccer team update:

Week 1: 3-1 loss after skating to a 0-0 tie at the half.

Week 2: 7-2 loss after being notched up 2-2 at the half.

Week 3: 2-2 tie after being tied 1-1 at the half. We let a goal to through with just seconds left on the clock. :hot:

Week 4: 10:30am game at the pitch. I have agreed to shave only half my facial hair if we win. And Boston Coolers for all after practice on Monday.

I will will this team to victory if it kills me. My voice is shot after every game and last week, I pulled some sort of butt muscle leaping in the air attempting to chest bump my taller assistant coach.

 
Soccer team update:Week 1: 3-1 loss after skating to a 0-0 tie at the half.Week 2: 7-2 loss after being notched up 2-2 at the half.Week 3: 2-2 tie after being tied 1-1 at the half. We let a goal to through with just seconds left on the clock. :hot: Week 4: 10:30am game at the pitch. I have agreed to shave only half my facial hair if we win. And Boston Coolers for all after practice on Monday.I will will this team to victory if it kills me. My voice is shot after every game and last week, I pulled some sort of butt muscle leaping in the air attempting to chest bump my taller assistant coach.
:lmao: What age, GM? A friend of mine coached 11 year old girls in soccer and gave them a half-time speech about how the Vikings burned their ships when landing on enemy shores because "WE AIN'T LEAVING WITHOUT VICTORY; WE'LL DIE INSTEAD!!!". He said he had worked weeks on the speech and got a "what are you talking about, Coach Bob?" look from his players.
 
Soccer team update:Week 1: 3-1 loss after skating to a 0-0 tie at the half.Week 2: 7-2 loss after being notched up 2-2 at the half.Week 3: 2-2 tie after being tied 1-1 at the half. We let a goal to through with just seconds left on the clock. :hot: Week 4: 10:30am game at the pitch. I have agreed to shave only half my facial hair if we win. And Boston Coolers for all after practice on Monday.I will will this team to victory if it kills me. My voice is shot after every game and last week, I pulled some sort of butt muscle leaping in the air attempting to chest bump my taller assistant coach.
:lmao: What age, GM? A friend of mine coached 11 year old girls in soccer and gave them a half-time speech about how the Vikings burned their ships when landing on enemy shores because "WE AIN'T LEAVING WITHOUT VICTORY; WE'LL DIE INSTEAD!!!". He said he had worked weeks on the speech and got a "what are you talking about, Coach Bob?" look from his players.
These boys are 7-9 and alread know I'm crazy. But the Viking speech is good to have in my back pocket.
 
Soccer team update:Week 1: 3-1 loss after skating to a 0-0 tie at the half.Week 2: 7-2 loss after being notched up 2-2 at the half.Week 3: 2-2 tie after being tied 1-1 at the half. We let a goal to through with just seconds left on the clock. :hot: Week 4: 10:30am game at the pitch. I have agreed to shave only half my facial hair if we win. And Boston Coolers for all after practice on Monday.I will will this team to victory if it kills me. My voice is shot after every game and last week, I pulled some sort of butt muscle leaping in the air attempting to chest bump my taller assistant coach.
:lmao: What age, GM? A friend of mine coached 11 year old girls in soccer and gave them a half-time speech about how the Vikings burned their ships when landing on enemy shores because "WE AIN'T LEAVING WITHOUT VICTORY; WE'LL DIE INSTEAD!!!". He said he had worked weeks on the speech and got a "what are you talking about, Coach Bob?" look from his players.
These boys are 7-9 and alread know I'm crazy. But the Viking speech is good to have in my back pocket.
My friend also told me he broke 29 pairs of sunglasses that season by throwing them on the ground. I believe him because he's the tightest person $$-wise I've ever met. In adition, he broke his nose during practice by slamming a clipboard into his face while pissed off.
 
Soccer team update:Week 1: 3-1 loss after skating to a 0-0 tie at the half.Week 2: 7-2 loss after being notched up 2-2 at the half.Week 3: 2-2 tie after being tied 1-1 at the half. We let a goal to through with just seconds left on the clock. :hot: Week 4: 10:30am game at the pitch. I have agreed to shave only half my facial hair if we win. And Boston Coolers for all after practice on Monday.I will will this team to victory if it kills me. My voice is shot after every game and last week, I pulled some sort of butt muscle leaping in the air attempting to chest bump my taller assistant coach.
:lmao: What age, GM? A friend of mine coached 11 year old girls in soccer and gave them a half-time speech about how the Vikings burned their ships when landing on enemy shores because "WE AIN'T LEAVING WITHOUT VICTORY; WE'LL DIE INSTEAD!!!". He said he had worked weeks on the speech and got a "what are you talking about, Coach Bob?" look from his players.
These boys are 7-9 and alread know I'm crazy. But the Viking speech is good to have in my back pocket.
My friend also told me he broke 29 pairs of sunglasses that season by throwing them on the ground. I believe him because he's the tightest person $$-wise I've ever met. In adition, he broke his nose during practice by slamming a clipboard into his face while pissed off.
:mellow: He's making me feel better about my style of coaching.
 
Soccer team update:Week 1: 3-1 loss after skating to a 0-0 tie at the half.Week 2: 7-2 loss after being notched up 2-2 at the half.Week 3: 2-2 tie after being tied 1-1 at the half. We let a goal to through with just seconds left on the clock. :hot: Week 4: 10:30am game at the pitch. I have agreed to shave only half my facial hair if we win. And Boston Coolers for all after practice on Monday.I will will this team to victory if it kills me. My voice is shot after every game and last week, I pulled some sort of butt muscle leaping in the air attempting to chest bump my taller assistant coach.
:lmao: What age, GM? A friend of mine coached 11 year old girls in soccer and gave them a half-time speech about how the Vikings burned their ships when landing on enemy shores because "WE AIN'T LEAVING WITHOUT VICTORY; WE'LL DIE INSTEAD!!!". He said he had worked weeks on the speech and got a "what are you talking about, Coach Bob?" look from his players.
These boys are 7-9 and alread know I'm crazy. But the Viking speech is good to have in my back pocket.
My friend also told me he broke 29 pairs of sunglasses that season by throwing them on the ground. I believe him because he's the tightest person $$-wise I've ever met. In adition, he broke his nose during practice by slamming a clipboard into his face while pissed off.
:mellow: He's making me feel better about my style of coaching.
You're fine in comparison to Coach Bob (& maybe without the comparison). He loves to keep fit, but only by doing things he can drink beer doing (Mich Ultra only). He's got beer holders on both his stationary and road bikes.
 
Does anyone watch team handball? Why don't they set picks for each other? The D appears to always be in a zone but they can still set up backdoor type screens for wide open shots... I think.

 
My son has homecoming dance tonight. His best friend is a girl. They're 16 and have been best buds since 3rd grade. Her dad is rich. By rich I mean $500M type rich. 22k sq ft house. Even though they are best buds, they've never dated. They always double date for stuff. Pictures are ALWAYS at her house before the dance date. As usual, I'm expected to go and see them take pics. I don't want to go. I know what they look like. I'll be forced to see all 10000 pictures taken of the group. I'm on my second beer and am enjoying a day full of college football and babysitting a 12 brisket. Nothing to see here.

 

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