Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Money fight!
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GM's thread about nothing
- Thread starter General Malaise
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strykerpks
Footballguy
I'm feeling a little verklempt
General Malaise
Footballguy
He said he cover our rental car and hotel. And country club golf, which I'm dreading like Shuke might dread a salad.Send me the info. And ####### Fred, if he's filthy rich, should just pay for your ticket. The dickmitten.Yeah, I did....which was why I asked if I could borrow a Bentley for the weekend.Kevin. And I'm Diamond.Platinum...psssssshhhhh.
We can talk and try to figure something out. I'm sure you looked at just Memphis and driving? I can work through a million options to see what might work best--send me your dates/times.I'd be willing to buy those from you if nobody takes you up on it. I have committed to go to Founders Day in Jackson, MS for April to help raise money for a fraternity brother of ours who lost his wife to breast cancer this week. I've helped create a ton of interest from alums around the country who will attend and have the green light from my wife to go. I've helped set up a fund raising benefit dinner Friday, a vollyball tournament Saturday and will spearhead efforts to sell T-shirts, so I'm pot committed to attend. But tickets from Portland to Jackson are $700.Not like I'm flying to Paris or Nicaragua...it's Jackson MissiFreakingsippi. Ugh.
I'm coming down with my buddy Fred, who is filthy rich and won't go unless I go with him and fly into and out of Jackson. He won't go if we fly to Memphis and drive. Prissy little twit. No worries if it's not a fit, but I'd be willing to buy these if they were available. You can use the money to donate to St. Judes, buy another Nicaraguan villa or hire a hit man in Bakersfield. I hear they work for cheap.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
GOD DAM IT!My linkJust once....ONCE...I'd like a picture of me kicking some assssssssss or looking normal.
Mr Capicollo
Footballguy
GOD DAM IT!My linkJust once....ONCE...I'd like a picture of me kicking some assssssssss or looking normal.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
proninja
Footballguy
I have shin splints. Haven't run for a week and a half. I got new shoes today, and was stoked to run tomorrow morning (that seems really weird even to type.) I thought I was good to go - had to run 3/4 of a mile or so to make a bus today, and my shins were throbbing by the time I got on the bus. 
General Malaise
Footballguy
*****ANNOUNCE*****
Fixed...for something this important, we need to Shuke it up to ensure no shortage.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
No longer with gf, but out with random chick and her sister...developing....
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I should probably stop drinking for the night. 
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Btw the Swedish chick from the original Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is way hotter than Rooney Mara.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm in. Can't promise how much fun I'll be tonight. But I'm in.Come on GB, I know you can do it.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
12 hours ago even this wouldn't have sounded good. I would still turn it down though. I make sure my two minutes of pounding is quality pounding.
My link
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Take it totally easy on Day One. Leave yourself plenty of leeway to destroy yourself on Day Two. And since Zooks can't be here, I will gladly defile your wife since you won't be able.I'm in. Can't promise how much fun I'll be tonight. But I'm in.
I like to help when I can. 
Thorn
Footballguy
I should probably stop drinking for the night.
I just woke up to head out. See you at lunch?#24hourcoverage
Thorn
Footballguy
YEEEEEAAAAAH!I'm in. Can't promise how much fun I'll be tonight. But I'm in.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
That's the plan. Although when it comes to me and booze, I'm not all that good at plans.
Damn it, and I forgot to print the boarding tickets yesterday.
Thorn
Footballguy
Print boarding passes? You going to wear a tie and jacket on your pan am flight?That's the plan. Although when it comes to me and booze, I'm not all that good at plans.
Guster
Footballguy
Gate check means you get the bag back right when you get off the plane instead of going to baggage claim
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YSR
Footballguy
Yeah, sorry about that. I completely underestimated the drive and our exhaustion level. The last hour here was brutal. Romo didn't even go to the casino, we both just went to bed. :(But the good news is that we're up and at 'em and hitting the road in 5 minutes.
kevzilla
Footballguy
ROGER, WILCO. READING YOU FIVE BY FIVE. MESSAGE RECEIVED. KEVZILLA OUT.*****ANNOUNCE*****
Fixed...for something this important, we need to Shuke it up to ensure no shortage.
boilerdave
Footballguy
Yes it is. Also hard to beat a story about Jim Garner shaking his cane and cursing at the gofer for not bringing him any.'phishphan said:
Longtime Yank here. Never knew about biscuits and gravy. Never came across it. Never had it. Didn't know it was such a staple.
One time a few years back, I'm working on set as a production assistant/gofer. James Garner was doing a small role and showed up that morning, and I brought him to his dressing room. Since he's old and walks with a cane, I ask if there's anything I can get for him. He asks if there's breakfast at craft service and I offer to make him a plate. I go down and there's a full catered spread. I figure, it's James Garner, he's going to want a man's breakfast. I load him up with a ####-ton of scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, home-fried potatoes and hash browns, grits, the works. I think I filled up two of those oversized 11-inch styrofoam plates. I skipped all the stuff I thought was "chick stuff"... yogurt, cereals, etc. One of the trays had biscuits and gravy, and, being a Yank, I had no idea what it was there for or why anyone would want it. So I bring all the food up to his room and let him get ready for the day.
About 45 minutes go by and it's time to bring him to set to rehearse the next scene. One of the assistant directors walked him to stage through the back entrance by craft service. I'm just sitting there minding my own business watching rehearsal when all of a sudden I hear this bellow from behind the back wall: "Gawdammit Sarnoff... you didn't tell me there were biscuits and gravy!" Everyone started cracking up. He came around the corner and started joking around like he was going to crack me with his cane. "Now go fetch me a plate!"
That's how I learned how important biscuits and gravy are.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Print boarding passes? You going to wear a tie and jacket on your pan am flight?That's the plan. Although when it comes to me and booze, I'm not all that good at plans.
Yeah that's it. I'm old enough to remember getting dressed up before going on a plane. The last time I got on a plane sober, i had hair. LOTS of hair.
flysack
Footballguy
The desire is there to drink too much Jameson's, draw penises on GM's passed out face, and moon cars from the end of Cos' driveway, but I can't make it. Eagerly looking forward to the pics though.
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I'll have to post my old Cali pic sometime. For some dumb reason I was wearing a blue bandanna that day (a hold over :style: from my days as a ####ty teenage skate punk), and for some reason the DMV lady let me keep it on for the photo. She may have been scared. I was new to LA and didn't connect the bandanna to a gang sign until the license came in the mail and I realized I'd just IDed myself as a whiteboy crip.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Hot Indian chick (fb pic didn't do her justice) kept putting her hand on my gf's thigh last night. That visual brought me to a happy place.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Safe travels to all jimtanners today. I will be getting thoroughly blitzed this weekend in your honor.
flysack
Footballguy
I miss the days when all my hot girl-friends professed the hots for my wife, which would lead to eager talks of a threesome, which I would inevitably screw up in some way. Good times, my twenties.Hot Indian chick (fb pic didn't do her justice) kept putting her hand on my gf's thigh last night. That visual brought me to a happy place.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I miss the days when all my hot girl-friends professed the hots for my wife, which would lead to eager talks of a threesome, which I would inevitably screw up in some way. Good times, my twenties.Hot Indian chick (fb pic didn't do her justice) kept putting her hand on my gf's thigh last night. That visual brought me to a happy place.
Nothing's ever going to happen, but it's fun to think about.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
speaking of hashtags, is there one for coshole?#cosholeI should probably stop drinking for the night.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
My lady has recently admitted that she is now openly bi. And she likes really hot chicks (no masculine types).I miss the days when all my hot girl-friends professed the hots for my wife, which would lead to eager talks of a threesome, which I would inevitably screw up in some way. Good times, my twenties.Hot Indian chick (fb pic didn't do her justice) kept putting her hand on my gf's thigh last night. That visual brought me to a happy place.
flysack
Footballguy
Lots questions here that I don't feel comfortable asking since she's your lady and not a Knuckles for the night. Oh ok. 1. Was this out of the blue or did you suspect for awhile? Back in our twenties my wife and I would comment on attractive women all the time - she was open about that (a surprising number of women are), but the step from desire to acting is enormous and she never made it (for whatever reason). iii. Did she admit it because she had an "encounter" of sorts?F1. Is this an invite or a declaration that she may fool around on the side? A buddy of mine's GF was like this for awhile. They were exclusive vis a vis the opposite sex, but she'd have standing flings with girls on the side. He never cared.ETA: after we passed into our mid thirties and parenthood all that threesome/bisexual talk petered out.My lady has recently admitted that she is now openly bi. And she likes really hot chicks (no masculine types).I miss the days when all my hot girl-friends professed the hots for my wife, which would lead to eager talks of a threesome, which I would inevitably screw up in some way. Good times, my twenties.Hot Indian chick (fb pic didn't do her justice) kept putting her hand on my gf's thigh last night. That visual brought me to a happy place.
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