GM's thread about nothing (41 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

Bonus, sitting next to a crying kid. Think I'll start with a vodka 7.

 

[Bogart]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

Safe travels to all jimtanners today. I will be getting thoroughly blitzed this weekend in your honor.

I started last night. 8-0

Butt sober last night. I had a 6am conference call with Sweden this morning and the boy was gassy.

"Hello, Sweden. This is stryker.""Borka borka borka. Bork bork."

Underrated post. A lot of good posts are going to be skipped over this weekend. 3,000 pages for this thread is within reach by Monday morning.

I'm about to be in the car for 4 hours and expect to miss 15-20 pages. Or one concise Guster post.

 

[Bogart]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

Safe travels to all jimtanners today. I will be getting thoroughly blitzed this weekend in your honor.

I started last night. 8-0

Butt sober last night. I had a 6am conference call with Sweden this morning and the boy was gassy.

"Hello, Sweden. This is stryker.""Borka borka borka. Bork bork."

Underrated post. A lot of good posts are going to be skipped over this weekend. 3,000 pages for this thread is within reach by Monday morning.

I'm about to be in the car for 4 hours and expect to miss 15-20 pages. Or one concise Guster post.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Bonus, sitting next to a crying kid. Think I'll start with 7 vodkas.

FYP

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bonus, sitting next to a crying kid. Think I'll start with 7 vodkas.

FYP

Not sure what that means but yeah. This kid has to be 5-7.####Parents, thanks for ignoring her. Funny, Shredder turns 6 next month and all he talks about is going on a plane followed by "OH BABY!"

 

[Josie Maran]

So where are we having lunch? Where is The Seafood Company?

We're gonna pick up Uruk and Thorn at 11:30 and lunch at Amaya's at noon with You and Bentley.Guess I better start drinking again.

 

[YSR]

What's the protocol for a group cornhole re: slave names? Is that what we use?ETA: I'm trying to give Romo a personnel tutorial and need to know whether to include these.

 

[Bogart]

What's the protocol for a group cornhole re: slave names? Is that what we use?ETA: I'm trying to give Romo a personnel tutorial and need to know whether to include these.

I'm really hoping for name tags.

 

[charvik]

What's the protocol for a group cornhole re: slave names? Is that what we use?ETA: I'm trying to give Romo a personnel tutorial and need to know whether to include these.

I'm really hoping for name tags.

My link?

 

[General Malaise]

So where are we having lunch? Where is The Seafood Company?

We're gonna pick up Uruk and Thorn at 11:30 and lunch at Amaya's at noon with You and Bentley.Guess I better start drinking again.

How many films did you guys watch last night?

 

[General Malaise]

I'd like to go by "Dugan" this weekend if it's all the same to you clowns.74 degrees tomorrow!!!! It won't be 74 here until July.

 

[proninja]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

 

[Guster]

Are there any squares left? I have cash to burn.

Yep. We are somewhere around half full

 

[strykerpks]

Are there any squares left? I have cash to burn.

Yep. We are somewhere around half full

I forgot to send payment for my 2 squares last night. Will do it tonight (PP blocked at work)

 

[Guster]

Good God, I was just thinking about how long Gusher's "Coshole ReCap" post is going to be next week. The limits of the internets are going to be tested that day.

I'm already at 1000 words and I'm in the air on the first leg of my journey there

 

[Guster]

I'm 99% certain that if I do go out to any bars, I WILL be employing the "Borka Bork Bork" shtick.

 

[Guster]

I'm dangerously under served.

Got caught up doing some ***critical*** work this morning and nearly missed my flight Forgot my flask and jimmy hats

 

[Guster]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

Safe travels to all jimtanners today. I will be getting thoroughly blitzed this weekend in your honor.

I started last night. 8-0

Butt sober last night. I had a 6am conference call with Sweden this morning and the boy was gassy.

"Hello, Sweden. This is stryker.""Borka borka borka. Bork bork."

Zooks works for TSA?

Oh miss, I'm gonna need to check you again. Can you ask Mega-Mind in the Cat Shirt to step away.

GMTAN bringing the funny early today

 

[General Malaise]

I'm dangerously under served.

Got caught up doing some ***critical*** work this morning and nearly missed my flight Forgot my flask and jimmy hats

Did you at least bring your jammy pants?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

jimmy hats

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I should probably stop drinking for the night.

I just woke up to head out. See you at lunch?#24hourcoverage

speaking of hashtags, is there one for coshole?#coshole

Trending!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

What's the protocol for a group cornhole re: slave names? Is that what we use?ETA: I'm trying to give Romo a personnel tutorial and need to know whether to include these.

Cos will be assigning pledge names on arrival.

 

[Guster]

I'm dangerously under served.

Got caught up doing some ***critical*** work this morning and nearly missed my flight Forgot my flask and jimmy hats

Did you at least bring your jammy pants?

I most certainly did bring my jammy pants. I mean, I couldn't NOT bring them

 

[General Malaise]

I'll tell you what, you want to make your wife feel reassured and worry-free about your 3 day "Fear & Loathing in Texas" weekend with a bunch of strangers from the Internet? Leave your wedding ring on the coffee table. I tell you, that is a shark move there, boy.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh, also...I almost set our house on fire last night by turning on the wrong burner on the stove, which is not an uncommon occurrence for me.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Not really sure where to place this one....so I figured I'd just drop it here.

I text with my wife from time to time during the day. And while 95%+ of the time, it's routine, "hey who's taking child A to soccer practice today" or "don't forget to pickup avacados and a sixer (okay, 12 pack) at the store on your way home"....On Tuesday my wife was a bit friskier in what she wanted to do while cooking dinner after work that day.

Okay, no big deal, we get home from work, start preparing things for dinner, the children are preoccupied, and we sneak off for 45 minutes 30 minutes okay, 15 minutes of you know, adult stuff in the bedroom.

Come out, finish cooking, eat supper.

Well, after supper, my 12 year old son was kind enough to let us know that ALL of our texts go through to his iPod, so when he got home from school that day, his iPod was blowing up and he decided to see what texts he was getting.







And then of course, I remember right before dinner while he was playing the xbox







####ign technology

It's the new "reply all" gaffe.

 

[Kal El]

Bonus, sitting next to a crying kid. Think I'll start with a vodka 7.

Better make it a double.

 

[JZilla]

I'll tell you what, you want to make your wife feel reassured and worry-free about your 3 day "Fear & Loathing in Texas" weekend with a bunch of strangers from the Internet? Leave your wedding ring on the coffee table. I tell you, that is a shark move there, boy.

still got it

 

[Mr. Pickles]

According to a number of league "folks" (most recently jalen rose) it was a little illness and a lot of hangover. To he fair, I think that is more impressive.

Are these the same folks that think Kobe is in the discussion for best player of all time?

 

[General Malaise]

I'll tell you what, you want to make your wife feel reassured and worry-free about your 3 day "Fear & Loathing in Texas" weekend with a bunch of strangers from the Internet? Leave your wedding ring on the coffee table. I tell you, that is a shark move there, boy.

still got it

Detouring to Beaverton before going to PDX.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Good God, I was just thinking about how long Gusher's "Coshole ReCap" post is going to be next week. The limits of the internets are going to be tested that day.

We're on it. 2.5 quintillion bytes of information are added each day. I think we can handle 3 quintillion no problem with current infrastructure. Just give us a heads up, gush.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I'll tell you what, you want to make your wife feel reassured and worry-free about your 3 day "Fear & Loathing in Texas" weekend with a bunch of strangers from the Internet? Leave your wedding ring on the coffee table. I tell you, that is a shark move there, boy.

No way.

 

[UOFI_316]

Coworker is having a baby girl today, they are naming her Storm. Other than a hoping she is a future American Gladiator, why would you pick that name.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Coworker is having a baby girl today, they are naming her Storm. Other than a hoping she is a future American Gladiator, why would you pick that name.

Stripper?Meteorologist?Meaty Urologist?

 

[Guster]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

I'm not that smart when it comes to the Twitters, but I just checked and apparently i'm no longer "following" the GMTAN twitter account and I can't find it. Was this a private thing that you had to get invited to follow? I dont' remember but somehow I feel like I used it and tweeted from it before. I'm pretty confident that all of you at CosHole-palooza will not be able to follow directions and provide updates in one location, so I'm guessing I'll be spending the weekend jumping from this thread to the Twitter feed and to the GMTAN FB page. And I'm going to assume at some point there will the biggest GMTAN group shot-video ever recorded. I'm thinking that should be done on a private YouTube link and posted on page 1 of this thread. Oh, Thorn, in your honor I'm wearing my Reeses shirt all weekend.

@gmtanfbg is the handle for anyone that wants to follow along

 

[Guster]

Still have some coshole Super Bowl squares for those that are interested. $25/square$500 payout per quarter with $500 additional for final scorePM me for my Paypal address

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

I'm not that smart when it comes to the Twitters, but I just checked and apparently i'm no longer "following" the GMTAN twitter account and I can't find it. Was this a private thing that you had to get invited to follow? I dont' remember but somehow I feel like I used it and tweeted from it before. I'm pretty confident that all of you at CosHole-palooza will not be able to follow directions and provide updates in one location, so I'm guessing I'll be spending the weekend jumping from this thread to the Twitter feed and to the GMTAN FB page. And I'm going to assume at some point there will the biggest GMTAN group shot-video ever recorded. I'm thinking that should be done on a private YouTube link and posted on page 1 of this thread. Oh, Thorn, in your honor I'm wearing my Reeses shirt all weekend.

@gmtanfbg is the handle for anyone that wants to follow along

Just used #coshole

 

[Guster]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

I'm not that smart when it comes to the Twitters, but I just checked and apparently i'm no longer "following" the GMTAN twitter account and I can't find it. Was this a private thing that you had to get invited to follow? I dont' remember but somehow I feel like I used it and tweeted from it before. I'm pretty confident that all of you at CosHole-palooza will not be able to follow directions and provide updates in one location, so I'm guessing I'll be spending the weekend jumping from this thread to the Twitter feed and to the GMTAN FB page. And I'm going to assume at some point there will the biggest GMTAN group shot-video ever recorded. I'm thinking that should be done on a private YouTube link and posted on page 1 of this thread. Oh, Thorn, in your honor I'm wearing my Reeses shirt all weekend.

@gmtanfbg is the handle for anyone that wants to follow along

Just used #coshole

NTTAWWT

 

[Tecumseh]

Zooks works for TSA?

Oh miss, I'm gonna need to check you again. Can you ask Mega-Mind in the Cat Shirt to step away.

Awesome.

 

[Josie Maran]

Anyone have Uruk's phone number?

 

[Abraham]

AMBER ALERT: Uruk is probably wandering around the airport and there is no way for Cos and Thorn and Homer to find him. Can anyone help?

 

[Guster]

AMBER ALERT: Uruk is probably wandering around the airport and there is no way for Cos and Thorn and Homer to find him. Can anyone help?

Thorn is there, right?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

PM Simey she probably has his number

 

[Captain Quinoa]

or email Julio

 

[simey]

AMBER ALERT: Uruk is probably wandering around the airport and there is no way for Cos and Thorn and Homer to find him. Can anyone help?

I PMd him Uruk's number about 20 minutes ago, but I don't know if he read it.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

AMBER ALERT: Uruk is probably wandering around the airport and there is no way for Cos and Thorn and Homer to find him. Can anyone help?

This is perfect. Just page Bum Phillips.

 

[YSR]

Going swimmingly so far.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Going [i[swimmingly so far.

:hipple:

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

you guys lost the guest of honor already?

 

[YSR]

Going [i[swimmingly so far.

:hipple:

iPhone, driving, typing