Google Voice to text - post bad translations here (1 Viewer)

[BowieMercs]

For amusement purposes only, my boss sends me the translated voicemails he gets from his aunt and his mother, neither of whom speak english. I wish I had kept some of the more hysterical ones. Here is the latest:

What she said:


Spanish: "Mikey, tu vas ahora a la peluqueria... clear throat sound..."
 
Google voice to text results:
"market Going up, I don't want to okay."


 
 
Real english translation:
"Mikey, are you going now to get your haircut? [then she cleared her throat]"
 

 

[Chaka]

So far it works pretty flawlessly for me.

Google Pixel phone.

 

[BowieMercs]

So far it works pretty flawlessly for me.

Google Pixel phone.

The translation is not done on the phone, it's done on Google voice. We old guys have our unanswered cell calls sent to our google voice numbers, where they are recorded,  transcribed & emailed/sent to hangouts . Sometimes with hysterical results. Non-english messages, thick accents & drunken slurred messages give the most interesting results.