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Guess I will put this here: Don't call Kim Jong Un fat (1 Viewer)

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North Korea begs China to stop calling Kim Jong Un fat




http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/
Published November 15, 2016



 



North Korea has made a state request to officials in China pleading for them to stop referring to ‘glorious leader’ Kim Jong-un as fat.

Ministers have reportedly asked their neighbours to refrain from referring to the chunky Swiss cheese fan as Jin San Pang or ‘Kim Fatty III’ in media or conversations.




Apparently ‘Kim Fatty III’ is a widely used nickname for Kim in China along with Jin Pang Pang (Kim Fat Fatty) or Jin San Fei (Kim Abundant III).



Now According to the Apple Daily in Hong Kong, terrified North Korean government officials have called on their old comrades to take action before heads roll.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/11/15/north-korea-begs-china-to-stop-calling-kim-jong-un-fat.html










 



 
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The bloated dictator is said to have piled on the pounds in recent years bingeing on swiss cheese, whiskey and scallops.
:lol:     It seems so... specific.  

The corpulent commissar.  

 
Chase Stuart of Los Angeles California thinks Kim Jong Un is fat...like a super mega-fatty (Otis sized).

 
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/318556/kim-jong-un-assassin-lol-shirt/?utm_source=tmz&utm_medium=ref&utm_campaign

:lmao:

Grainy pic in link.

Kim Jong-un’s brother killed by assassin wearing ‘LOL’ shirt

A woman believed to be involved in the assassination of Kim Jong-un’s half brother was reportedly wearing a T-shirt that was adorned with the acronym “L.O.L.”, which is short for “laughing out loud,” when she committed the crime, the New York Post reported Wednesday. The assassin, 28-year-old Doan Thin Hoang, is said to have used toxic gas to murder 46-year-old Kim Jong-nam as he waited in the departure hall of the Kuala Lumpur international airport Monday morning.

Hoang was arrested after being “positively identified from the CCTV footage at the airport,” Malaysian police said in a statement Wednesday. She was alone at the time of her arrest. A second woman allegedly involved in the assassination, who fled the scene in a taxi, is still at large. Police are also searching for four men believed to be involved in the killing.

Both women are suspected of being North Korean agents who assassinated Jong-nam on the order of his half-brother, Kim Jong-un. Before he died in a nearby hospital, Jong-nam reportedly told medical workers tending to him that two women had “grabbed or held his face from behind” before releasing “a chemical spray” in his face. “He felt dizzy, so he asked for help at an information desk,” Malaysian police official Fadzil Ahmat said.

Jong-nam was estranged from his family after being expelled from the country by his father after a 2001 arrest in Tokyo for possessing a fake passport. Ever since, he had been critical of the country, and especially his half brother after he was anointed the new Supreme Leader after their father’s death. He often referred to Jong-un as “too young and inexperienced” to rule North Korea. In response, Jong-un is believed to have tried to have him killed twice before, in 2010 and 2011.

If Jong-un was behind his brother’s Monday death, it’s a safe bet Hoang isn’t the only one LOLing right now.

 

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