Guy stands in the middle of the Wall of Death (1 Viewer)

[Evilgrin 72]

I crack up every time I see a band that gets the Wall of Death going... there's always one idiot who stands in the middle nodding like he's going to crush everyone. This guy eats it at a Lamb of God concert... I wish you could see what actually happens to him, but he just gets engulfed.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Music has passed me by.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Much that goes on now eludes me.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Music has passed me by.

Because you want melody, harmony and discernable notes and chords instead of a cacaphony of discord?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

You won't get much in the way of melody and harmony, but there's a power inherent in this kind of music that exists in no other. There's no way to describe the feeling of release at a show like this if you're into that kind of music - it's like a drug.

 

[Gr00vus]

I bet that guy impressed the heck out of all the ladies in attendance with his show of bravado.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I bet that guy impressed the heck out of all the ladies in attendance with his show of bravado.

They were probably whipped into a sexual frenzy by the sight of him being scraped off the ground with a shovel after the show.

 

[T Bell]

Music has passed me by.

Because you want melody, harmony and discernable notes and chords instead of a cacaphony of discord?

Yeah, I mean, you can go home for all of that.

 

[drummer]

There is only one moron in that crowd?

 

[the moops]

it's like a drug.

I prefer the real thing.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

There is only one moron in that crowd?

No, but he's clearly the biggest moron.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

it's like a drug.

I prefer the real thing.

The two are hardly mutually exclusive.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

You won't get much in the way of melody and harmony, but there's a power inherent in this kind of music that exists in no other. There's no way to describe the feeling of release at a show like this if you're into that kind of music - it's like a drug.

That I do not understand or appreciate a thing does not mean that others should not enjoy it. Their enjoyment is causing me no direct harm. BTW I vaguely remember the power of undirected, reckless, surging, energy of youth finding a release. I figure the life phenomenon is the same as in my youth even if the trigger is something that I do not, or perhaps cannot, appreciate.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Do people get really hurt doing that ####?

 

[RudiStein]

Lamb of God is a great name for a band.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

You won't get much in the way of melody and harmony, but there's a power inherent in this kind of music that exists in no other. There's no way to describe the feeling of release at a show like this if you're into that kind of music - it's like a drug.

That I do not understand or appreciate a thing does not mean that others should not enjoy it. Their enjoyment is causing me no direct harm. BTW I vaguely remember the power of undirected, reckless, surging, energy of youth finding a release. I figure the life phenomenon is the same as in my youth even if the trigger is something that I do not, or perhaps cannot, appreciate.

I know... simply trying to explain to you why people would do something so obviously idiotic.

 

[lod01]

Nice video. I see a group of humanoids each with 1 missing chromosome.

 

[RudiStein]

So this 'wall of death' thing is sort of like a cross between the Hokey Pokey and the '85 Bears defense?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Lamb of God is a great name for a band.

I like the name Mastodon, too.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Do people get really hurt doing that ####?

Oh yeah. I've never been seriously injured in over 1,000 pits - worst that ever happened to me was having a crowd surfer step on my face, opening a nice cut on the bridge of my nose. The upside to it was that I didn't realize it was bleeding until after it had already stopped and I had a William Wallace-like war paint of blood on my face, which the crowd in attendance thought was cool. I've seen people get dragged out unconscious before - broken noses, tramplings, concussions, etc.. all the time. You just have to keep your head on a swivel and protect yourself and you'll be OK.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

So this 'wall of death' thing is sort of like a cross between the Hokey Pokey and the '85 Bears defense?

I believe it's actually meant to simulate medieval battlefields.

 

[the moops]

Lamb of God is a great name for a band.

I like the name Mastodon, too.

Not sure exactly why i know this.But Lamb of God used to be called Burn the Priest.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Lamb of God is a great name for a band.

I like the name Mastodon, too.

Not sure exactly why i know this.But Lamb of God used to be called Burn the Priest.

True indeed.

 

[RudiStein]

Do people get really hurt doing that ####?

Oh yeah. I've never been seriously injured in over 1,000 pits - worst that ever happened to me was having a crowd surfer step on my face, opening a nice cut on the bridge of my nose. The upside to it was that I didn't realize it was bleeding until after it had already stopped and I had a William Wallace-like war paint of blood on my face, which the crowd in attendance thought was cool. I've seen people get dragged out unconscious before - broken noses, tramplings, concussions, etc.. all the time. You just have to keep your head on a swivel and protect yourself and you'll be OK.

That's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious I like code fight.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Still think DevilTaint would make a good metal band name.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Do people get really hurt doing that ####?

Oh yeah. I've never been seriously injured in over 1,000 pits - worst that ever happened to me was having a crowd surfer step on my face, opening a nice cut on the bridge of my nose. The upside to it was that I didn't realize it was bleeding until after it had already stopped and I had a William Wallace-like war paint of blood on my face, which the crowd in attendance thought was cool. I've seen people get dragged out unconscious before - broken noses, tramplings, concussions, etc.. all the time. You just have to keep your head on a swivel and protect yourself and you'll be OK.

That's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious I like code fight.

Yeah, except in this case, you're trying to AVOID getting popped in the mouth.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Still think DevilTaint would make a good metal band name.

I've never seen it used, so you could definitely make it your own. Maybe if my brothers and I ever put our comedy/metal band back together, we'll play some shows under that moniker.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Why the #### does he bend down when there's a mass of people rushing him from all sides? Trying to get leverage?

 

[Christo]

There is only one moron in that crowd?

Yeah, I don't see that much difference between the guy in the middle and the guys who reach him first.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Why the #### does he bend down when there's a mass of people rushing him from all sides? Trying to get leverage?

The fact that he was standing there in the first place leads me to believe he hadn't entirely thought it through.

 

[B-Deep]

what the sam hell is the point of that

seriously, i want to be in a metal band where my shtick is my fans have to punch themselves in the balls till they pass out

BALLS OF DEATH!!!

and the whole crowd just starts whaling on their own ####

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Still think DevilTaint would make a good metal band name.

I've never seen it used, so you could definitely make it your own. Maybe if my brothers and I ever put our comedy/metal band back together, we'll play some shows under that moniker.

Maybe Grundle of Joy. I'm smiling just writing that.

 

[[icon]]

So this 'wall of death' thing is sort of like a cross between the Hokey Pokey and the '85 Bears defense?

Red Rover Red Rover Send all you mother####ers on over.

 

[B-Deep]

pretty sad that the proper term for male genitalia is filtered on this board

 

[Evilgrin 72]

what the sam hell is the point of thatseriously, i want to be in a metal band where my shtick is my fans have to punch themselves in the balls till they pass outBALLS OF DEATH!!!and the whole crowd just starts whaling on their own ####

Dude, you should try to get that going.

 

[B-Deep]

I think the title should read, hundreds of morons attend Lamb of God concert

 

[Steve Tasker]

Still think DevilTaint would make a good metal band name.

I've never seen it used, so you could definitely make it your own. Maybe if my brothers and I ever put our comedy/metal band back together, we'll play some shows under that moniker.

Maybe Grundle of Joy. I'm smiling just writing that.

PowerGrundle

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Still think DevilTaint would make a good metal band name.

I've never seen it used, so you could definitely make it your own. Maybe if my brothers and I ever put our comedy/metal band back together, we'll play some shows under that moniker.

Maybe Grundle of Joy. I'm smiling just writing that.

That's fantastic.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I think the title should read, hundreds of morons attend Lamb of God concert

Lamb of God rules.

 

[RudiStein]

So this 'wall of death' thing is sort of like a cross between the Hokey Pokey and the '85 Bears defense?

Red Rover Red Rover Send all you mother####ers on over.

Damn. Red Rover is a lot more appropriate than the Hokey Pokey. Well done, sir.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

Music has passed me by.

its a satanic drug thing you wouldnt understand

 

[RudiStein]

Still think DevilTaint would make a good metal band name.

I've never seen it used, so you could definitely make it your own. Maybe if my brothers and I ever put our comedy/metal band back together, we'll play some shows under that moniker.

Maybe Grundle of Joy. I'm smiling just writing that.

Mönster Panties

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Still think DevilTaint would make a good metal band name.

I've never seen it used, so you could definitely make it your own. Maybe if my brothers and I ever put our comedy/metal band back together, we'll play some shows under that moniker.

Maybe Grundle of Joy. I'm smiling just writing that.

Mönster Panties

Oh, hell, yeah. The umlaut makes it.

 

[[icon]]

So this 'wall of death' thing is sort of like a cross between the Hokey Pokey and the '85 Bears defense?

Red Rover Red Rover Send all you mother####ers on over.

Damn. Red Rover is a lot more appropriate than the Hokey Pokey. Well done, sir.

yeah but hokey pokey sounds better.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Music has passed me by.

times a million

 

[Red Eyed and Blue]

looks like.....fun.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

What's this now?

 

[[icon]]

What's this now?

IT's like this

 

[Sheriff66]

Still think DevilTaint would make a good metal band name.

I've never seen it used, so you could definitely make it your own. Maybe if my brothers and I ever put our comedy/metal band back together, we'll play some shows under that moniker.

Maybe Grundle of Joy. I'm smiling just writing that.

That's fantastic.

The Grundle Song, last song in the playlist

 

[wraith5]

Still think DevilTaint would make a good metal band name.

I've never seen it used, so you could definitely make it your own. Maybe if my brothers and I ever put our comedy/metal band back together, we'll play some shows under that moniker.

Maybe Grundle of Joy. I'm smiling just writing that.

Mönster Panties

Oh, hell, yeah. The umlaut makes it.

NT you'll be happy to know that DevilTaint and Grundleofjoy dot com are both available URLs. Sadly, Monsterpanties dot com has been parked by Go Daddy. HTH