Guys sitting for #1. (1 Viewer)

[BobbyLayne]

Friend of mine has four daughters. Always jokes around “I started sitting 18 years ago when my oldest was born.”

I always sit at home, though I was a stander before getting married.

 

[Caveman33]

You aim for the water?

Of course, and it comes out like a foamy fire hose.  Droplets splash back onto my ankles, if I shoot at the bare bowel, even more piss will rebound out.

 

[Caveman33]

It's called a restroom for a reason.  I like to sit a spell... kick my feet up.

I don't believe the shape of the toilet bowl is ideal for ergonomic effort. A squatty potty better engages our core.  

 

[gianmarco]

I don't believe the shape of the toilet bowl is ideal for ergonomic effort. A squatty potty better engages our core.  

Username doesn't really check out.

 

[massraider]

And deep.

Underrated post

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Underrated post

And deep.

 

[Otis]

Is this becoming a thing?

I've witnessed more of this going lately. I don't know why they do it.

 
Only guy I ever knew who did this — and we busted his chops about it for years — was a college friend, ended up coming out as trans years later. Amazing dude and we love him every bit as much as before,  but it always had me wondering if this was maybe a sign of his true self. 
 

 

[Gilroy34]

 
Only guy I ever knew who did this — and we busted his chops about it for years — was a college friend, ended up coming out as trans years later. Amazing dude and we love him every bit as much as before,  but it always had me wondering if this was maybe a sign of his true self. 
 

Your name spelled backwards is "Sit O"

 

[Judge Smails]

 
Only guy I ever knew who did this — and we busted his chops about it for years — was a college friend, ended up coming out as trans years later. Amazing dude and we love him every bit as much as before,  but it always had me wondering if this was maybe a sign of his true self. 
 

Well there’s a leap

 

[BeTheMatch]

We've officially hit rock bottom

 

[Don't Toews Me]

When home always sit.  Why would you stand and spray?

Spray and pray

 

[Don't Toews Me]

Post-sexy time, this is a requirement. 

I'm not cleaning that damn wall again. 

I didn't one time and never made that mistake again. That damn thing went everywhere. I hit the deck like a machine gun was going off. 

 

[pollardsvision]

My Dad started doing this several years back. I judged.

I'm not there yet, but I see the path. I think it comes from being so damned tired. When I close up the restaurant, I'm just exhausted. And it's nice to be alone with nobody needing anything. 

And with some regularity, in this moment, I'll "think" I have to go #2. And with some regularity, the #2 doesn't happen. 

And then sometimes it occurs to me that really, I just needed to take a whizz, and was exhausted and wanted to sit down for a minute. 

But for the record, I have never intentionally sat for a #1. Yet. 

 

[WDIK2]

And with some regularity, in this moment, I'll "think" I have to go #2. And with some regularity, the #2 doesn't happen. 

Here I sit all brokenhearted.
Came to #### but only farted.

 

[AAABatteries]

My Dad started doing this several years back. I judged.

I'm not there yet, but I see the path. I think it comes from being so damned tired. When I close up the restaurant, I'm just exhausted. And it's nice to be alone with nobody needing anything. 

And with some regularity, in this moment, I'll "think" I have to go #2. And with some regularity, the #2 doesn't happen. 

And then sometimes it occurs to me that really, I just needed to take a whizz, and was exhausted and wanted to sit down for a minute. 

But for the record, I have never intentionally sat for a #1. Yet. 

As others mentioned, it typically starts getting up at night and not wanting to turn the lights on.  It’s a double whammy having to get up and then waking yourself up enough to not go back to sleep. 

 

[rockaction]

 Only guy I ever knew who did this — and we busted his chops about it for years — was a college friend, ended up coming out as trans years later. Amazing dude and we love him every bit as much as before,  but it always had me wondering if this was maybe a sign of his true self. 

I can assure you I've been doing this as a late night habit for years and can report no significant desire to be a woman. At all. And it's borne from two things, as people have stated: It's both a desire to sit late night with the lights off and the unintended soaking the real walls with that divided stream after soaking the other walls. It's actually quite lazy and manly. Standing there watching toilet water and your piss pounce off of the toilet water and out of the bowl isn't Camille Paglia complimenting the arc of the male urinal procedure anymore. It's just gross indoors. 

Outdoors, nobody sits. We all stand as one. Indoors, domestication and cleanliness rule the day. 

 

[rockaction]

In short, this thread has already sussed out why and the culprits behind it. It's sort of over and no deep meaning need be drawn from sitting down to piss before dawn. 

 

[Tom Servo]

We've officially hit rock bottom

Nah. We can go lower.