Gynecologyguys.......please help (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

She say sores no normal like you say...She say your peepee poison...She not seen STD act so quick...She say super herpes....I do the not quite understand

 

[wormburner]

Just texted her

she spoke to her doctor on the phone. Here is what she texted back to me....

"She said ...
Foreign body sensation...Because I don't do sex before...Skin tender ...
Particularly sensitive...Like in Menstruation....I don't quite understand She said if keep bleeding is not normal ....But it's less and less blood now"

You buy her cherry drink?

 

[[scooter]]

Just texted her

she spoke to her doctor on the phone. Here is what she texted back to me....

"She said ...
Foreign body sensation...Because I don't do sex before...Skin tender ...
Particularly sensitive...Like in Menstruation....I don't quite understand She said if keep bleeding is not normal ....But it's less and less blood now"

Wait wait, I've heard this one before. The punchline ends with "...in your Coke", right?

 

[need2know]

How old are you junior?

 

[RokNRole]

How old are you junior?

32

 

[DallasDMac]

I'll bring this up to her thank you

where?

Probably in the ###### area.

 

[tuffnutt]

Sorry can't help you... last time I saw a virgin Clinton was in the White House.

 

[adonis]

I think she might be cheating on you.

 

[jamny]

Nothing like a new wallet.

 

[Hilts]

Can you shoot more or less than 4 fluid ounces? 

 

[RokNRole]

Can you shoot more or less than 4 fluid ounces? 

Definitely less

why does this matter?

 

[northern exposure]

On Sunday my girlfriend and I made whoopie and it was her first whoopie.

We did it twice

She says she is still in discomfort and bleeding slightly in her hoo ha.

Is this normal 4 days later? Everything I'm reading online says bleeding and discomfort should only last a couple of days typically.

she is very petite and I am well above average in length and breadth. Could I have damaged something?

I don't know Fellas,but I believe him. 

One of his exes said his wang hung two inches from the floor. 

When he was laying on his stomach. 

She also said he was hung like a bull........

squirrel.

 

[northern exposure]

Me too!  However, I do not want this video.

CCC2, Speaking of videos, have you made any more wall jumping videos? That last one was the best.

 

[ex-ghost]

Call your kind of ex-wife's lawyer, they should help you out.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

CCC2, Speaking of videos, have you made any more wall jumping videos? That last one was the best.

I'm at my winter weight right now.  If I tried to jump, I'd have to make two trips.

I appreciate the comment though!  Pressure is on to do a new one.

 

[beercat]

 

[[icon]]

Was this before or after 3 "darker skinned" guys ran train on her in front of you because she had no respect for you? 

Historically, for you, this has been an issue... and could be a complicating factor in your current girl's ######l situation

 

[James Daulton]

I'm at my winter weight right now.  If I tried to jump, I'd have to make two trips.

I appreciate the comment though!  Pressure is on to do a new one.

That stupid video is remarkably overrated. 

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

That stupid video is remarkably overrated. 

Your face is overrated.

 

[James Daulton]

Your face is overrated.

Not cool bro, not cool.  You know I love my face. 

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Not cool bro, not cool.  You know I love my face. 

Well, somebody has to I guess.

 

[RokNRole]

Well it was a huge mistake to have her call her doctor

doctor told her she must use condoms and told her every ridiculous risk associated with not using them including possible bacterial infection

so last night we argue

" I will use condoms I don't want baby or infections"

so i responded

" you won't get pregnant because I pulled out and will continue to pull out and I have never gotten anyone pregnant in my life.

you will not get an infection because I wash my dong"

this went on in various ways for a few hours and I had to break up with her

####### doctors making people paranoid

 

[fantasycurse42]

Too easy, I'm not going to take this layup.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Terrible. 

 

[RokNRole]

Terrible. 

Condoms are painful

cant have a happy relationship with those things

there is no way around the issue

 

[ProstheticRGK]

"Hi, welcome to Red Lobster."

"Table for one, please "

 

[Thrashntrash]

i can't kidnap her and take her

That happened already. 

 

[RokNRole]

She told me this morning she hates me

i feel terrible about hurting her. I was hoping things would work out and we would get married one day

but there is no solution to the problem and I'm suffering too

 

[Don't Noonan]

Bump Finley

 

[Christo]

 

[NotSmart]

Man doesn't use condom during ill-conceived deflowering, girlfriend terminates relationship.

Details at 11. 

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Man doesn't use condom during ill-conceived deflowering, girlfriend terminates relationship.

Details at 11. 

You took the name of his next alias.

 

[joffer]

She told me this morning she hates me

She's not alone

 

[Porkchop Sandwich]

When this one doesn't turn out the way he likes it, anyone want to guess his new user name for next time?

 

[belljr]

I don't think you know how infections work

 

[belljr]

When this one doesn't turn out the way he likes it, anyone want to guess his new user name for the next time

PopnLock

 

[RokNRole]

I don't think you know how infections work

Bacterial infections as I stated

i don't have any STDs 

ive been checked

 

[the rover]

Well it was a huge mistake to have her call her doctor

doctor told her she must use condoms and told her every ridiculous risk associated with not using them including possible bacterial infection

so last night we argue

" I will use condoms I don't want baby or infections"

so i responded

" you won't get pregnant because I pulled out and will continue to pull out and I have never gotten anyone pregnant in my life.

you will not get an infection because I wash my dong"

this went on in various ways for a few hours and I had to break up with her

####### doctors making people paranoid

please go get a vasectomy so you don't breed.

 

[the rover]

I don't think you know how infections work

or insemination.

 

[Andrew74]

So is this EM or McGas Money guy? I can't keep up. 

 

[RandyDB]

Bacterial infections as I stated

i don't have any STDs 

ive been checked

son, you have been checkmated.

 

[belljr]

Bacterial infections as I stated

i don't have any STDs 

ive been checked

I don't think you know how bacterial infections work

 

[Osaurus]

This thread still going?

 

[Porkchop Sandwich]

So is this EM or McGas Money guy? I can't keep up. 

MCGas Money, Verbal Kint, Dr, Zoidberg, Bluemagic take your pick. Weirdo is more like it.

 

[RokNRole]

MCGas Money, Verbal Kint, Dr, Zoidberg, Bluemagic take your pick. Weirdo is more like it.

I was never verbal kint

 

[RokNRole]

I don't think you know how bacterial infections work

You dont

you are thinking of viruses

a bacterial infection would be something like vaginitis from a dirty dong

 

[Thorn]

god make it stop

 

[belljr]

Bacterial infections as I stated

i don't have any STDs 

ive been checked

I don't think you know how bacterial infections work

 

[James Daulton]

The worst part is that you and your huge dong have ruined her for other "lovers."

 

[the rover]

The worst part is that you and your huge dong have ruined her for other "lovers."

Can't ruin fictional women, but you can ruin bad fiction.