Has anybody here converted to Isalm? (1 Viewer)

[Mr. Cross]

My wife has met a friend who has been informing me. I am considering it. It makes a lot of cents.

 

[Keith R]

No, but from watching Oz, I would if I went to prison.

 

[Limp Ditka]

My wife has met a friend who has been informing me. I am considering it. It makes a lot of cents.

Really? Why change?

 

[Ignoramus]

My wife has met a friend who has been informing me. I am considering it. It makes a lot of cents.

I always say "If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense."

 

[Ignoramus]

My wife has met a friend who has been informing me. I am considering it. It makes a lot of cents.

Really? Why change?

I see what you did there.

 

[Ned]

My wife has met a friend who has been informing me. I am considering it. It makes a lot of cents.

Really? Why change?

Ugh, spare us the details.

 

[Limp Ditka]

My wife has met a friend who has been informing me. I am considering it. It makes a lot of cents.

Really? Why change?

Ugh, spare us the details.

You don't want to give him a penny for his thoughts?

 

[Mr. Cross]

My wife has met a friend who has been informing me. I am considering it. It makes a lot of cents.

Really? Why change?

I can see the evil as Muhammed professed it.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

What is this "Isalm" you speak of?

 

[timschochet]

Muslims make cents, but Jews make dollars.

 

[Parrothead]

My wife has met a friend who has been informing me. I am considering it. It makes a lot of cents.

Really? Why change?

Ugh, spare us the details.

You don't want to give him a penny for his thoughts?

he's gonna dime you out to ISIS

 

[dgreen]

It makes a lot of cents.

Well, it makes some cents. That's why I'm a quarter Islamic.

 

[mquinnjr]

My wife has met a friend who has been informing me. I am considering it. It makes a lot of cents.

Really? Why change?

Ugh, spare us the details.

You don't want to give him a penny for his thoughts?

Don't be penny smart and pound foolish here, GB.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me this question. Dollars to donuts you won't go through with it

 

[Limp Ditka]

My wife has met a friend who has been informing me. I am considering it. It makes a lot of cents.

Really? Why change?

I can see the evil as Muhammed professed it.

Go ahead and pick the wrong side, but expect no quarter when you lose the holy war.

 

[Ned]

My wife has met a friend who has been informing me. I am considering it. It makes a lot of cents.

Really? Why change?

Ugh, spare us the details.

You don't want to give him a penny for his thoughts?

he's gonna dime you out to ISIS

Benjamin Franklin is rolling over in his grave.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Can you break this down for me?

 

[Parrothead]

if you want to buck the trend, then Buddism is the call

 

[dgreen]

My wife has met a friend who has been informing me. I am considering it. It makes a lot of cents.

Really? Why change?

I can see the evil as Muhammed professed it.

That Muhammed guy coined some pretty good phrases.

 

[dgreen]

Muslims make cents, but Jews make dollars.

Jesus makes pesos.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

My wife has met a friend who has been informing me. I am considering it. It makes a lot of cents.

Really? Why change?

I can see the evil as Muhammed professed it.

That Muhammed guy coined some pretty good phrases.

I believe 50 cent has used some of the phrases as lyrics in his songs

 

[ATC1]

Better join now while you're still ahead.

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Make your choice before you cash in.

 

[mquinnjr]

Better join now while you're still ahead. alive

 

[timschochet]

Better join now while you're still ahead. alive

i think you failed to understand his post.

 

[Mr. Cross]

Our you all on drugs?

 

[mquinnjr]

Better join now while you're still ahead. alive

i think you failed to understand his post.

Wasn't very headstrong of me, my bad.

 

[dgreen]

Our you all on drugs?

I smoked a dime of weed.

 

[Charlie Steiner]

I must be getting dyslexic; I thought the title of the thread referred to a religion, but after a second look, I guess I was wrong.

So, what's the exchange rate of dollars to Isalms?

 

[Mr. Cross]

I am sorry I asked. Repent.

 

[Gambino]

Muslims make cents, but Jews make dollars.

Wow, Tim made me chuckle

 

[Godsbrother]

I am sorry I asked. Repent.

Jihad better be sorry, buster

 

[dickey moe]

So this is the thread where tim makes jew jokes!

 

[timschochet]

jew jokes!

betcha can't say that 20 times real fast.

 

[dickey moe]

jew jokes!

betcha can't say that 20 times real fast.

Of course you want to bet.

 

[QuizGuy66]

Waiting for the Mr. Crescent alias to pop up here.

-QG

 

[GregR]

My wife has met a friend who has been informing me. I am considering it. It makes a lot of cents.

Really? Why change?

Ugh, spare us the details.

You don't want to give him a penny for his thoughts?

I think he should consider another denomination.

 

[Ned]

Are you going to be changing your name to Mr. Koran?

 

[Parrothead]

does that mean I can behead people?

 

[IC FBGCav]

I converted for the jokes.