Have you ever had the squirts that smelled like fish? (1 Viewer)

[RokNRole]

Why does that happen?

 

[Tom Servo]

Ball cancer, kid. Ball cancer.

 

[Sinn Fein]

We lose "Who's Hottest" and we are left with ####.

Jesus wept.

 

[jhib]

Why does that happen?

Probably something to do with this.

 

[stbugs]

Probably something to do with this.

Was thinking about the McD’s tip, never got that far in that thread. If you’re getting your fish intake from there you get this. 

 

[RokNRole]

Probably something to do with this.

This isn’t the first time in my life it’s happened. I didn’t always have fish when it happened.

 

[jhib]

This isn’t the first time in my life it’s happened. I didn’t always have fish when it happened.

Yeah, my post was really meant as a joke, since the serious answer was already covered and I think it's important to laugh a little even after you discover you have ball cancer. 

 

[RokNRole]

Yeah, my post was really meant as a joke, since the serious answer was already covered and I think it's important to laugh a little even after you discover you have ball cancer. 

At this point losing my balls will probably improve my quality of life.

 

[Short Corner]

At this point losing my balls will probably improve my quality of life.

Definitely can't hurt.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

I've had the squirts that smell like fish. I once spent a summer as a grizzly bear. Turns out a human's and grizzly bear's gastrointestinal tracts are vastly different. One is shaped like a water slide to rapidly expel bacteria. The other is shaped like a convoluted corn maze that provides a loving, supportive home for all the bacteria and parasites that are present in a dead, completely crenated salmon, lying in the shallows of a river bed. 

 

[ex-ghost]

I thought you had your own thread for this crap?

 

[Henry Ford]

I hear it's pee.

 

[Scoresman]

I can think of nine orifices on my body that I could technically "squirt" out of, none of which would ever have secretions that smelled of seafood.  Which are we talking about here?

 

[ProstheticRGK]

I can think of nine orifices on my body that I could technically "squirt" out of, none of which would ever have secretions that smelled of seafood.  Which are we talking about here?

I count 4. Gonna need a list.

 

[Tom Servo]

I count 4. Gonna need a list.

Mouth 

Nose

Ears (2)

Penis

Butt

Eyes (2)

 

[Henry Ford]

Mouth 

Nose

Ears (2)

Penis

Butt

Eyes (2)

This is the worst e e cummings tribute I've ever seen.

 

[Tom Servo]

This is the worst e e cummings tribute I've ever seen.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

This is the worst e e cummings tribute I've ever seen.

 and...

the title of his sex tape.

 

[Scoresman]

Mouth 

Nose

Ears (2)

Penis

Butt

Eyes (2)

Correct.  Except the nose counts as 2.  One for each nostril.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Mouth 

Nose

Ears (2) - 

Penis

Butt

Eyes (2) - 

Gonna need video proof. At BEST, you could ooze out of those orifices (orificii?).

Squirt? No chance.

 

[Scoresman]

Gonna need video proof. At BEST, you could ooze out of those orifices (orificii?).

Squirt? No chance.

Both would require serious injury to myself, so you'll just have to take my word.  

Although if I ever contract bubonic plague, i'll come back and post the video.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Both would require serious injury to myself, so you'll just have to take my word.  

Although if I ever contract bubonic plague, i'll come back and post the video.

I still disagree. I'm no expert, but have watched every Japanese fetish lacrimal milking video ever made (even had lunch with Hiroki Shiguhatse at milk bar in downtown Kyoto) the physics just does not support your position. Even under ideal laboratory conditions, at most, you get a dribble. Never a squirt.

 

[Skipdog77]

Tapeworm.

ETA:  probably two-to-two and a half feet by the sounds of it.