help me choose song titles (2 Viewers)

[DSP]

Ive been working with this black metal band for a year. We finally have a steady lineup and planning to start doing shows in a month or two. Traditionally black metal musicians use stage names and ive been having a lot of trouble finding one. The best one ive come up with is "mantus" who was the philistine god of hell. I could use some more suggestions

 

[Terpman22]

Germcrudder

 

[arrow1]

Hobo Taint

 

[matttyl]

"A cappella"...as you walk out of the pawn shop.

 

[The Hank]

Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters

 

[Cliff Clavin]

The Chochet's

 

[BlueDredSo]

M.O.P.

 

[Henry Ford]

Nerfherder

 

[DSP]

Let me clarify.....the band already has a name. I need a stage moniker

 

[Zow]

black metal?

 

[Abraham]

Let me clarify.....the band already has a name. I need a stage moniker

"______ band name's guitar player"

 

[Terpman22]

Kilsk

 

[Zow]

Let me clarify.....the band already has a name. I need a stage moniker

"Not the Father"

 

[Henry Ford]

Devourer of Slim Jims

 

[Henry Ford]

Harry Connick, Jr.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Let me clarify.....the band already has a name. I need a stage moniker

"Not the Father"

or for just a one-word solution: Paternity

 

[The Hank]

Ralph

 

[Henry Ford]

Fletch F. Fletch

 

[Thorn]

Let me clarify.....the band already has a name. I need a stage moniker

"______ band name's guitar player"

Blank Band Name seems like a pretty cool name for a band.

 

[Politician Spock]

Given the amount of posts you've been doing here, you should be called Pheidippides.

He was sent to Sparta to request help when the Persians landed at Marathon, Greece. He ran about 150 miles in two days.

He then ran the 25 miles from the battlefield near Marathon to Athens to announce the Greek victory over Persia the Battle of Marathon.

He then collapsed and died.

 

[sports_fan]

One Dire Erection

 

[DSP]

black metal?

Yes with a lot of thrash influence

 

[DSP]

Guys it has to sound evil

 

[TheIronSheik]

Guys it has to sound evil

Hitler?

 

[DSP]

Guys it has to sound evil

Hitler?

Too evil.....and there are a lot of lies going around about that guy

 

[Jewell]

Merkin the Magnificent

 

[DSP]

Given the amount of posts you've been doing here, you should be called Pheidippides.

He was sent to Sparta to request help when the Persians landed at Marathon, Greece. He ran about 150 miles in two days.

He then ran the 25 miles from the battlefield near Marathon to Athens to announce the Greek victory over Persia the Battle of Marathon.

He then collapsed and died.

I like the idea but its way too greek sounding

 

[Sarnoff]

Cranbrulet

 

[lod01]

If you think the band ends up a failure, go with timschochet

 

[Fantasy_Freak]

Guys it has to sound evil

Sting

 

[TheIronSheik]

Guys it has to sound evil

Hitler?

Too evil.....and there are a lot of lies going around about that guy

Stalin?

 

[DSP]

If you think the band ends up a failure, go with timschochet

Im certain it will be a failure but I feel confident im good enough to use it as a platform to better projects once I get some local exposure

 

[mr roboto]

Sandusky?

 

[DSP]

Guys it has to sound evil

Hitler?

Too evil.....and there are a lot of lies going around about that guy

Stalin?

Even more evil than hitler

 

[DiStefano]

Given the amount of posts you've been doing here, you should be called Pheidippides.

He was sent to Sparta to request help when the Persians landed at Marathon, Greece. He ran about 150 miles in two days.

He then ran the 25 miles from the battlefield near Marathon to Athens to announce the Greek victory over Persia the Battle of Marathon.

He then collapsed and died.

What a wuss.

 

[danielmclark]

Gorto the God of Cheese

 

[Politician Spock]

Argaiv

(it's viagra spelled backwords)

 

[DiStefano]

Popcorn Texter

 

[fantasycurse42]

Raging Paternity Testers!

 

[DSP]

Argaiv

(it's viagra spelled backwords)

This is actually pretty good and I dont think a lot of people would realize the joke

 

[DSP]

Raging Paternity Testers!

Im never going to live this down on here am I?

 

[DSP]

Guys it has to sound evil

Hitler?

Too evil.....and there are a lot of lies going around about that guy

Stalin?

Even more evil than hitler

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Sheik

 

[glock]

Robespierre

 

[TheIronSheik]

Guys it has to sound evil

Hitler?

Too evil.....and there are a lot of lies going around about that guy

Stalin?

Even more evil than hitler

Ghandi?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Sheik

OMAHA!!

 

[DSP]

Guys it has to sound evil

Hitler?

Too evil.....and there are a lot of lies going around about that guy

Stalin?

Even more evil than hitler

Ghandi?

Too pacifist

 

[Wrigley]

lifesaver

 

[TheAristocrat]

3 Racks

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Total Homos Playing Dork Music