Help me make sense of this voicemail. Is it bow chick a wow wow time (1 Viewer)

[AcerFC]

@AcerFCupdate?

If I ever email her, I'll post it here. Take that to the bank bromigos. 

But expect to be let down more than a @Nathan R. Jessep hug. 

 

[gianmarco]

My guess is she's converted into a Hasidic and wants to buy your house.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

If I ever email her, I'll post it here. Take that to the bank bromigos. 

But expect to be let down more than a @Nathan R. Jessep hug. 

I think I speak for all of us when I say WTF?!  

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

also... celeb comparison??  

 

[AcerFC]

also... celeb comparison??  

First thing that popped into my head  was an uglier version of becca from pitch perfect. Not ugly, but not as attractive I guess. Like I said, I think a solid 6. 

None of it matters though bc even if she did want me, I'm not acting on it. 

Eta. I'm no prize so I shouldn't be speaking. Prob a 3 on mrs offdees scale on the handbag board

 

[ChiefD]

Eta. I'm no prize

You shut your whore mouth.

Anyone who drives around their community like James ####### Bond videoing #### so his buddies can see what is going on with all those people multiplying like that rabbit in The Holy Grail is one bad-### mutha####a!

 

[AcerFC]

@AcerFCupdate?

First day back at school so I kind of had to reply in some way. I went with the casual, non interested approach

XXXXX,

I just got your message. I do not check things over the summer. I am pretty sure I remember you, softball player right? Anyway, its been a while. Everything is great with me. I hope things are well with you.

Thanks for reaching out

Acer

Guess we will see if she wants to get into her dreams in more depth  

 

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First day back at school so I kind of had to reply in some way. I went with the casual, non interested approach

XXXXX,

I just got your message. I do not check things over the summer. I am pretty sure I remember you, softball player right? Anyway, its been a while. Everything is great with me. I hope things are well with you.

Thanks for reaching out

Acer

Guess we will see if she wants to get into her dreams in more depth  

That's about as vanilla as you could play it.... Good for you (bad for the FFA) 

 

[thayman]

First day back at school so I kind of had to reply in some way. I went with the casual, non interested approach

XXXXX,

I just got your message. I do not check things over the summer. I am pretty sure I remember you, softball player right? Anyway, its been a while. Everything is great with me. I hope things are well with you.

Thanks for reaching out

Acer

Guess we will see if she wants to get into her dreams in more depth  

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

[IC FBGCav]

First day back at school so I kind of had to reply in some way. I went with the casual, non interested approach

XXXXX,

I just got your message. I do not check things over the summer. I am pretty sure I remember you, softball player right? Anyway, its been a while. Everything is great with me. I hope things are well with you.

Thanks for reaching out

Acer

Guess we will see if she wants to get into her dreams in more depth  

Shark move was sending a penis pick.  

 

[Andrew74]

Can't believe I just read 3 pages for this. 

 

[Poke_4_Life]

First day back at school so I kind of had to reply in some way. I went with the casual, non interested approach

XXXXX,

I just got your message. I do not check things over the summer. I am pretty sure I remember you, softball player right? Anyway, its been a while. Everything is great with me. I hope things are well with you.

Thanks for reaching out

Acer

Guess we will see if she wants to get into her dreams in more depth  

She plays softball?  You mentioned a husband, so she's Bi...  right?  

Ron would have faked his way into a 3-way w/ two chicks already...

 

[kentric]

If we are being honest. I would come up with a plan in my head of all the nasty things I would do. Obviously would include a glass shower door and piercings. I would play this out in my head for the better part of a week. Then I would pick up the phone, and surf the web never calling or emailing her. 

Today there is texting though. I would prob throw out a few texts. 

Im thinking of emailing back. Just so she doesnt think I am rude. Basic, thx for reaching out. Hope all is well.

I know I made the thread thinking there was a chance she wanted me, but I highly doubt it. It's been a long time since we have seen each other. I dont think she has hidden this lust for me for 17 years. 

Let's up the ante.  What if she has season tickets to the Rangers?  

 

[Ned]

Shark move was sending a penis pick.

WTF, that sounds painful.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

She plays softball?  

Hopefully it's slow pitch. 

 

[squidrope]

in

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Don't listen to these savages. There is absolutely nothing wrong with a good slow-play.  I like it. Carry on. 

 

[Bacon is Delicious]