Here is a fun project for everyone (1 Viewer)

[Good Posting Judge]

While in close proximity to your wife or husband, say "Hey, (name)" and then just go about your business and pretend you didn't say anything. When they ask you what you wanted, completely deny it all. DO NOT GIVE IN. AND DO NOT MENTION THIS THREAD.

Please report back.

 

[eoMMan]

Sweetcheeks?

 

[skol asylum]

LA?

 

[Jack White]

The only threads I mention to her are the ones where Dr. Death calls me nasty names and says he wants me to die.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

The only threads I mention to her are the ones where Dr. Death calls me nasty names and says he wants me to die.

St. Vincent looks extra-pretty in your avatar.

 

[avoiding injuries]

I'm going to do this with one variation. I'm using my ex's name.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

I'm going to do this with one variation. I'm using my ex's name.

See that's where I thought he was going with this....

 

[ScottNorwood]

Good stuff. She went from confused to slowly escalating anger until she totally blew her gasket. Then she told me that she's been cheating on me the last 6 months.

 

[Mister CIA]

I prefer the did you grab my ### game.

 

[Ilov80s]

I hate projects.

 

[Christo]

The only threads I mention to her are the ones where Dr. Death calls me nasty names and says he wants me to die.

So every thread you post in?

 

[Parrothead]

I do that driving in the farmlands.. every time I see some hay I yell "HEY!!" and my wife panics and says "WHAT??!!" then I point at the farm field and say "hay- over there"

always funny

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Also pretty fun in the workplace.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Good stuff. She went from confused to slowly escalating anger until she totally blew her gasket. Then she told me that she's been cheating on me the last 6 months.

Sounds like she's sharing a dog as well.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also pretty fun in the workplace.

Here's what I like to do in the workplace.

Them: Good morning.

Me: Good morning. How you doing?

Them: I'm doing pr...

Me: You know I don't really care. Just making small talk.

Then I walk away.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Seems dickish.

 

[Psychopav]

I do that driving in the farmlands.. every time I see some hay I yell "HEY!!" and my wife panics and says "WHAT??!!" then I point at the farm field and say "hay- over there"

always funny

"Hay, Caaaaarl. Hay, get it?""Mom's dead."

 

[jon_mx]

Good stuff. She went from confused to slowly escalating anger until she totally blew her gasket. Then she told me that she's been cheating on me the last 6 months.

Sounds like she's sharing a dog as well.

And planning a girls only trip to Mexico.

 

[jon_mx]

I do this on the phone.

 

[Bonfire]

This was less fun than I was lead to believe.

 

[sdp1226]

Also pretty fun in the workplace.

Here's what I like to do in the workplace.

Them: Good morning.

Me: Good morning. How you doing?

Them: I'm doing pr...

Me: You know I don't really care. Just making small talk.

Then I walk away.

You do this to your students?

 

[TenTimes]

Also pretty fun in the workplace.

Here's what I like to do in the workplace.

Them: Good morning.

Me: Good morning. How you doing?

Them: I'm doing pr...

Me: You know I don't really care. Just making small talk.

Then I walk away.

Do they ever have the courtesy to thank you for not wasting their time? It's pretty rude when they don't

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Will try this schtick out tonight

I was doing the "Honeyyyyyy....where are my pants?!?" from the Lego Movie for awhile

 

[avoiding injuries]

I'm going to do this with one variation. I'm using my ex's name.

I had a great night's sleep last night in the spare room. I love having my own bed. I may have to try this more often.

 

[Scoresman]

Did this last night.

Got called a ####sucker. You see, I interrupted RHONY and caused her to miss a scene.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also pretty fun in the workplace.

Here's what I like to do in the workplace.

Them: Good morning.

Me: Good morning. How you doing?

Them: I'm doing pr...

Me: You know I don't really care. Just making small talk.

Then I walk away.

You do this to your students?

Of course. Life lessons and all that.

 

[sdp1226]

Also pretty fun in the workplace.

Here's what I like to do in the workplace.

Them: Good morning.

Me: Good morning. How you doing?

Them: I'm doing pr...

Me: You know I don't really care. Just making small talk.

Then I walk away.

You do this to your students?

Of course. Life lessons and all that.

Lucky kids.

"Small talk is worthless" and "people really don't give a #### about how your day is going" are very importent lessons to learn.

 

[Scoresman]

Also pretty fun in the workplace.

Here's what I like to do in the workplace.

Them: Good morning.

Me: Good morning. How you doing?

Them: I'm doing pr...

Me: You know I don't really care. Just making small talk.

Then I walk away.

You do this to your students?

Of course. Life lessons and all that.

Lucky kids.

"Small talk is worthless" and "people really don't give a #### about how your day is going" are very importent lessons to learn.

I dont know how old the kids are but learning that you are indeed not a unique snowflake like your millennial parents told you is an important lesson to learn.