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Hetero guys, would you do this for 500k tax free? (2 Viewers)

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Oink Oink the Pig

Oink Oink the Pig

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You get to go out on a date with gay gentleman in his early 50's. The date will last approximately 8 hours that will comprise of the following:

~Stretch limo to pick you up at your place of residence

~Dinner at a 5 star restaurant

~Cocktail party and recreational drugs after dinner

~1 hour, no more, of anything goes one-on-one sex

Everything else will be provided for you including, but not limited to, lube, condoms and enemas.

 
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I'm wondering if this logic applies here for some people as well if you just up the dollar amount a bit.


Dentist said:
BS. Unless you're a multi-millionaire you'd eat a turd for 10 mil tax free and you'd be asking for another one

In fact, for that kind of jack you'd probably let the person directly deposit the turd into your mouth from their butt.

Momentary agony and discomfort for a lifetime of leisure?
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It's just some momentary agony and discomfort, right?

 
What does it mean when I think the 2 deal breakers are the guy being in his 50's and the drugs?

 
Oink Oink the Pig said:
You get to go out on a date with gay gentleman in his early 50's. The date will last approximately 8 hours that will comprise of the following:

~Stretch limo to pick you up at your place of residence

~Dinner at a 5 star restaurant

~Cocktail party and recreational drugs after dinner

~1 hour, no more, of anything goes one-on-one sex

Everything else will be provided for you including, but not limited to, lube, condoms and enemas.
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Sounds pretty specific. Do you have an offer on the table and just looking for some advice?

Or are you the 50-something?

 
jhib said:
I'm wondering if this logic applies here for some people as well if you just up the dollar amount a bit.


Dentist said:
BS. Unless you're a multi-millionaire you'd eat a turd for 10 mil tax free and you'd be asking for another one

In fact, for that kind of jack you'd probably let the person directly deposit the turd into your mouth from their butt.

Momentary agony and discomfort for a lifetime of leisure?
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It's just some momentary agony and discomfort, right?
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Right. It could be bliss.

 
I assume by anything goes, that means butt sex, butt licking and all that stuff that goes with it. I assume his penis will be in my mouth at some point too. That's asking a lot and 500K is not life changing enough. It would have to be enough money for me to be able to quit my job.

 
Scoresman said:
I assume by anything goes, that means butt sex, butt licking and all that stuff that goes with it. I assume his penis will be in my mouth at some point too. That's asking a lot and 500K is not life changing enough. It would have to be enough money for me to be able to quit my job.
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$500K would be pretty life-changing for me. :shrug:

 
Scoresman said:
I assume by anything goes, that means butt sex, butt licking and all that stuff that goes with it. I assume his penis will be in my mouth at some point too. That's asking a lot and 500K is not life changing enough. It would have to be enough money for me to be able to quit my job.
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I am a bit shocked! By how you post i would just assume you would do all this for free. LOL

 
Rayderr said:
What does it mean when I think the 2 deal breakers are the guy being in his 50's and the drugs?
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That you might be gay? NTTAWWT. Without the drugs you're going to remember everything that happened; the ability to take drugs and get whacked out of your gourd is the one potential saving grace in this scenario.

 
LinusMarr said:
Scoresman said:
I assume by anything goes, that means butt sex, butt licking and all that stuff that goes with it. I assume his penis will be in my mouth at some point too. That's asking a lot and 500K is not life changing enough. It would have to be enough money for me to be able to quit my job.
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I am a bit shocked! By how you post i would just assume you would do all this for free. LOL
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what leads you to say this? I certainly have nothing against being gay but don't go for it myself.

fatguyinalittlecoat said:
Scoresman said:
I assume by anything goes, that means butt sex, butt licking and all that stuff that goes with it. I assume his penis will be in my mouth at some point too. That's asking a lot and 500K is not life changing enough. It would have to be enough money for me to be able to quit my job.
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$500K would be pretty life-changing for me. :shrug:
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I couldn't quit my job with 500K, at least not where I live. life changing to me means I can quit my job.

 
Sure, why not? It wouldn't be enjoyable, but I could get through it easily enough.

To me, it's similar to eating something gross. I saw one of those 'eats anything' guys on TV and he ate a twinky that had already been chewed and spit out by someone else. It makes me gag just to watch it, but if someone paid me $500k to do it, I'd solider through. Same with this.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
It'd be pretty tough to find something I *wouldn't* do for 500k.

Someone set up a thread. :thumbup:
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It would be nice to have 500k but thats only 4 1/2 years of work. Not sure thats worth the torture of a dudes old sack slapping against my buttocks...How about i pimp Timcrochet out for the date and i just take the money. Everyones happy then....

 
Scoresman said:
I assume by anything goes, that means butt sex, butt licking and all that stuff that goes with it. I assume his penis will be in my mouth at some point too. That's asking a lot and 500K is not life changing enough. It would have to be enough money for me to be able to quit my job.
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:confused:

That's five years of a really good salary. Invested well-enough* and you should be able to retire like ten years early.

*Obviously buy HEMP

 
igbomb said:
Oink Oink the Pig said:
You get to go out on a date with gay gentleman in his early 50's. The date will last approximately 8 hours that will comprise of the following:

~Stretch limo to pick you up at your place of residence

~Dinner at a 5 star restaurant

~Cocktail party and recreational drugs after dinner

~1 hour, no more, of anything goes one-on-one sex

Everything else will be provided for you including, but not limited to, lube, condoms and enemas.
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Sounds pretty specific. Do you have an offer on the table and just looking for some advice?

Or are you the 50-something?
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We can negotiate the actual price via PM. :thumbup:

 
LinusMarr said:
Homer J Simpson said:
It'd be pretty tough to find something I *wouldn't* do for 500k.

Someone set up a thread. :thumbup:
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It would be nice to have 500k but thats only 4 1/2 years of work. Not sure thats worth the torture of a dudes old sack slapping against my buttocks...How about i pimp Timcrochet out for the date and i just take the money. Everyones happy then....
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No, that's me paying off all my debt, buying a bar, working a couple nights a week, and generally living the dream for the rest of my days.

Although your Timscrotch idea is intriguing.

 
LinusMarr said:
People ask some weird crap in here...
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It's hilarious to me how fast you find these threads with these gay themes, only to insist you're condemning them. I think you're trying to reassure yourself that you're not gay.

 
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