Hey girl... (1 Viewer)

[Dentist]

Hey girl

Do you mix concrete for a living?

Because you're making me hard

Hey girl

Do you know there's only going to be 7 planets left...

after I destroy Uranus

Hey girl

That shirt is really becoming on you

and if I were on you I'd be coming too

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Hey grill...

Do you want to play "Hide the salami?"

 

[Spin]

i got ths one hey brohanista are you a dime because i want to take you to the bank

/thread

 

[GOB]

Hey girl

Do you like whales?

Do you want to go humpback at my place?

 

[GOB]

Hey girl

Do you work at the homeless shelter?

Because I could use some charity work

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Hey girl

Do you work for UPS?

Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

or

cause you sure know how to handle a package

or

cause you are rough with packages

or

here is my package

or

one of 100 other things. good starting line with endless possibilities.

this has legs

Hey girl

do you work for ups

cause I swear if you double park that ####### truck one more time in my way, I am going to punch you in your stupid face.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Hey girl

Do you like whales?

Do you want to go humpback at my place?

Now that is funny

 

[GOB]

Hey girl

I hope you work at Subway

Because I need a sandwich and I only have $5.

 

[Sabertooth]

Hey girl

You into fitness?

How bout fitness in your mouth?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Hey girl,

Nice shirt.

It would look even better

on someone who is thinner with a bigger rack.

 

[yellowdog]

Hey baby, wanna wrestle?

 

[Dentist]

Hey girl

Do you need to poop?

because i just shaved my chest

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Hey girl

Do you need to poop?

because i just shaved my chest

 

[TheAristocrat]

Hey girl

Do you need to poop?

because i just shaved my chest

 

[loser]

This couch is heavy.

 

[tuffnutt]

Hey girl...

are you from Ireland?

Cuz when I look at you my penis is Dublin.

 

[Sabertooth]

Hey girl,

Are you 18?

Because Homer is a pedophile.

 

[SWC]

Hey girl,

Are you 18?

Because Homer is a pedophile.

hey brohanista are you low on gas because f you i am not going out to get you any even tho we are married take that to the bank

 

[gianmarco]

Hey girl

That shirt is really becoming on you

and if I were on you I'd be coming too

You added an extra "r"