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Hosting a sleepover for my 12 year old daughter and 4 friends. (1 Viewer)

Eat some really gassy food and start ripping farts. They'll lock themselves in their room in no time.

 
"I don't think my mom's book club actually reads any books.  It's just a drink wine and go out dinner and talk about people's lives club"

this kid can stay

 
my daughter told a steven wright joke that we heard on sirius the other day.

it was met with about 10 seconds of silence.  best part of the night.

 
friday night and i am on the internet giving play by play of this.  this is what my life has come to.  highly questionable life choices here.

 
Ski mask, chainsaw body (blades removed) and a conveniently unlocked daughters bedroom window....hilarity ensues. 

 
glvsav37 said:
Ski mask, chainsaw body (blades removed) and a conveniently unlocked daughters bedroom window....hilarity ensues. 
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Similar note...my 13yr old daughter went to a sleepover party a couple of months ago.  They had a bonfire outside with all the girls hanging around.  The mom told all the girls they were going to play a game, but weren't allowed to use their cell phones.  So all the girls put them in a basket and the mom took them inside.  While this was going on, the girls were their typical chatty selves hanging around outside.  Then the dad came lumbering out from a different direction towards the fire, dressed up as a "creepy" clown.  Hilarity ensued as the girls freaked out and ran away from the clown scared.  

My daughter gave me the play by play the next morning, still nervously laughing about it (she's terrified of clowns - even before the outbreak of creepiness last year).  I thought it was one of the best pranks I've ever heard for a sleepover/party.   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Glad the mom took the phones away, as I'm sure there would have been plenty of calls to the other parents or 911.  :scared:

 
Peak said:
Similar note...my 13yr old daughter went to a sleepover party a couple of months ago.  They had a bonfire outside with all the girls hanging around.  The mom told all the girls they were going to play a game, but weren't allowed to use their cell phones.  So all the girls put them in a basket and the mom took them inside.  While this was going on, the girls were their typical chatty selves hanging around outside.  Then the dad came lumbering out from a different direction towards the fire, dressed up as a "creepy" clown.  Hilarity ensued as the girls freaked out and ran away from the clown scared.  

My daughter gave me the play by play the next morning, still nervously laughing about it (she's terrified of clowns - even before the outbreak of creepiness last year).  I thought it was one of the best pranks I've ever heard for a sleepover/party.   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Glad the mom took the phones away, as I'm sure there would have been plenty of calls to the other parents or 911.  :scared:
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lol...it comes from my father doing the exact same thing when i was like 8 or so....he left a small bathroom window open and crashed my sleepover wearing a ski mask with a huge kitchen knife.

still sticks with me 35 years later. lol

 
"Hey, my drinking buddies and I are going to smoke cigars and play dominoes all night while I'm hanging out with my daughter."

Friends will have fun, daughter will hate. That's all.

 
Henry Ford said:
"Hey, my drinking buddies and I are going to smoke cigars and play dominoes all night while I'm hanging out with my daughter."

Friends will have fun, daughter will hate. That's all.
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No, I got it now.  Perhaps I should walk away before polluting the thread further.

 
Happens all the time at my house.  My daughter is in 7th grade and they tend to have sleepovers at least every other week.  The parents are good about taking turns which is good.

They are well behaved but much louder than we are used to.  I have to remind them not to jump around too much because it sounds like WWF body slams through the ceiling.  

 
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