Had a party at our house for local couples recently. Mrs. O had been talking about this one mom in town who she said is super skinny and hot and I’d love. I was skeptical. She showed up and did not disappoint. Late 30s and a total smokeshow. Easily the hottest “regular person” I’ve met in a good long while. Just was perusing FB and her family vacation photos just popped up, featuring her in a bikini. Wowzers.
“How’d you become her FB friend Otis?”, you might ask? Well the morning after the dinner party I was sitting on the couch with a devil of a hangover with our 2 year old who’d woken up way too early, and looked her up on FB our of curiosity. Turns out it’s pretty easy to accidentally like someone’s photo. Then in a rush of embarrassment I figured the only way to rectify it was to just send a friend request so it might be a little less creepy. Tried finding her husband too but couldn’t. So yeah, now we’re FB friends.