How do I approach women at the gym? (1 Viewer)

[Eminence]

Realisticlaly, just talk to her..

As in:"Can I fingerblast you?"

"How do you like to get fingerblasted?"

 

[Frostillicus]

Realisticlaly, just talk to her..

As in:"Can I fingerblast you?"

"How do you like to get fingerblasted?"

timschochet wned:

 

[Frostillicus]

wned:

 

[Frostillicus]

Seriously?

 

[Frostillicus]

:0wn3nd:

 

[Frostillicus]

 

[Frostillicus]

WE DID IT!!

 

[GOB]

Is Em going to finger blast Tim?

GL, em. He is going to rank your technique.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Given my age I'd wait for her mom and hit on that. No way a hot, fit, young woman would succumb to my charms.

 

[Quez]

Would you like to go back to my place for a post-workout protein shake?

 

[kentric]

Stop using the term "organically" for starters.

Wtf. Why are you weirdos using this so much. I don't think it means what you think. And in before some weird definition that may be in line with what you think. That's false.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIP6EwqMEoE

 

[Peyton Marino]

Realisticlaly, just talk to her. Have 2-3 funny jokes ready. Ask her to spot you on the Smith Machine. Every girl wants to be with the funny / ripped guy at the Gym.

LOL

 

[kentric]

Is Em going to finger blast Tim?

GL, em. He is going to rank your technique.

Tim: Offdee scale: 4

One of the wimpier guys in the gym. The type you'd invite to a BLM rally for ####s and Giggles.

Would finger blast if you couldn't find a drunk enough woman.

 

[Guest]

Most women do not want hit on during their workout. The time to talk to them is when they are walking into or out of the gym.

The best part is you don't even need a gym membership for this. Just hang around outside the door. Women love that.

 

[Harry Manback]

Walk up to her and say "Hi, I'm --insert name here--. I'd like to wear you like a hockey mask."

 

[kentric]

Most women do not want hit on during their workout. The time to talk to them is when they are walking into or out of the gym.

The best part is you don't even need a gym membership for this. Just hang around outside the door. Women love that.

Especially when you hold the door open for them. But I don't recommend holding an empty cup in front of you when you do this.

 

[BigSteelThrill]

First answer this...

1) Is this a serious post?

I'm cool if it is or isn't - not hate'n or anything.

 

[Peyton Marino]

if I were a girl and some dude asked me to spot him on the smith machine, i'd probably punch him in the face. no lie.

 

[Steeler]

I was at the gym and I saw a beautiful woman so I tried to talk to her but her boyfriend was there and he got pissed. He saw me as a threat Im a scientist. Ive been a threat to humanity, the environment, and even Jupiter once, but never to a hot girls boyfriend.

 

[belljr]

Ask her if she knows a good veterinarian.

When she asks why, flex your biceps and say, "because THESE PYTHONS ARE SICK!"

Asked her for sone tape?

Because I'm ripped.

You got a band aid?

Because I'm cut

You need a dictionary?

Look at this definition

 

[offdee]

Only true way is to just joke around with her about the other meatheads there. Be funny and separate yourself from the pack by getting on her viewpoint of the surroundings.

- why do I workout here again? Look at that idiot over there!

Just break down her defenses and make her comfortable around you. No "hitting on her" whatsoever. Just portray confidence and that you're just talking to her like you would with anybody else. Shark move is to make sure she sees you doing the exact same thing with some ugly girls. Makes her feel less targeted.

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

Tell her you are from the internet. Then she'll know you are loaded, successful, and normal.

 

[FUBAR]

Most women do not want hit on during their workout. The time to talk to them is when they are walking into or out of the gym.

The best part is you don't even need a gym membership for this. Just hang around outside the door. Women love that.

with donuts.

just ask her if her hotness is a curse.

 

[James Daulton]

Only true way is to just joke around with her about the other meatheads there. Be funny and separate yourself from the pack by getting on her viewpoint of the surroundings.

- why do I workout here again? Look at that idiot over there!

Just break down her defenses and make her comfortable around you. No "hitting on her" whatsoever. Just portray confidence and that you're just talking to her like you would with anybody else. Shark move is to make sure she sees you doing the exact same thing with some ugly girls. Makes her feel less targeted.

This seems like an a lot of work. If the ladies are eyeing you up, let them approach you. And if they don't, screw em, fire up Tinder and reap the rewards of your awesomeness.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Tell her you are from the internet. Then she'll know you are loaded, successful, and normal.

Excellent posting.

 

[jonessed]

Just be friendly, smile, say "hello". After she gets comfortable with seeing you around the gym maybe give her a compliment. Make it something you noticed that she did differently that day. Be casual about it.

The next time you see her coming or going or with some space between workouts strike up a more meaningful conversation. By that point you should be an acquaintance and she won't see it as a pick-up.

This is all assuming you are trying to hit up on the pecking order.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Only true way is to just joke around with her about the other meatheads there. Be funny and separate yourself from the pack by getting on her viewpoint of the surroundings.

- why do I workout here again? Look at that idiot over there!

Just break down her defenses and make her comfortable around you. No "hitting on her" whatsoever. Just portray confidence and that you're just talking to her like you would with anybody else. Shark move is to make sure she sees you doing the exact same thing with some ugly girls. Makes her feel less targeted.

so you would neg her or nah?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If you have time to approach women in the gym you have time for another set, queerbait.

 

[Peyton Marino]

If you have time to approach women in the gym you have time for another set, queerbait.

does he even lift?

 

[rockaction]

Realisticlaly, just talk to her. Have 2-3 funny jokes ready. Ask her to spot you on the Smith Machine. Every girl wants to be with the funny / ripped guy at the Gym.

Sorry, but that's ####### great.

 

[McGarnicle]

"I CAN SMELL YOUR ####!!!!!!!"

 

[rockaction]

Only true way is to just joke around with her about the other meatheads there. Be funny and separate yourself from the pack by getting on her viewpoint of the surroundings.

- why do I workout here again? Look at that idiot over there!

Just break down her defenses and make her comfortable around you. No "hitting on her" whatsoever. Just portray confidence and that you're just talking to her like you would with anybody else. Shark move is to make sure she sees you doing the exact same thing with some ugly girls. Makes her feel less targeted.

That doesn't make you seem desperate or petty at all. Why not just ask her why doesn't she like you?

 

[FUBAR]

Just be friendly, smile, say "hello". After she gets comfortable with seeing you around the gym maybe give her a compliment. Make it something you noticed that she did differently that day. Be casual about it.

The next time you see her coming or going or with some space between workouts strike up a more meaningful conversation. By that point you should be an acquaintance and she won't see it as a pick-up.

This is all assuming you are trying to hit up on the pecking order.

that seems creepy.

if she's in a class, become part of the class. unless it's Zumba.

 

[Wrigley]

If you have time to approach women in the gym you have time for another set, queerbait.

:spitsoutcoffee:

 

[mquinnjr]

PM Eminence.

...this isn't one of his aliai?

 

[mquinnjr]

This guy in my town had a pretty good method recently. He would follow the hot girl from the gym to the grocery store, let out the air in her tire while she was in the grocery store, and then play the hero when she came out and saw the flat tire. He managed to get a couple ### grabs and boob grazes in before she called the cops.

 

[mquinnjr]

Ask her if she knows a good veterinarian.

When she asks why, flex your biceps and say, "because THESE PYTHONS ARE SICK!"

 

[Black Box]

@ this entire thread. Well done.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What's this "spotter" crap you ladies keep talking about?

Are you saying that sometimes you need help lifting weights? Do you have this spotter hold your box of tampons too?

 

[RC94]

If you're not sure what to say, try "So, it has come down to this." - it creates instant dramatic tension and is a valid observation in any situation.

 

[timschochet]

Realisticlaly, just talk to her..

As in:"Can I fingerblast you?"

"How do you like to get fingerblasted?"

This response, which I don't quite understand, makes me very uncomfortable.

 

[Bucky86]

Approach them quickly from behind as they're getting into their cars.

 

[eoMMan]

Tell her you sweat her.

 

[jonessed]

Just be friendly, smile, say "hello". After she gets comfortable with seeing you around the gym maybe give her a compliment. Make it something you noticed that she did differently that day. Be casual about it.

The next time you see her coming or going or with some space between workouts strike up a more meaningful conversation. By that point you should be an acquaintance and she won't see it as a pick-up.

This is all assuming you are trying to hit up on the pecking order.

that seems creepy.

if she's in a class, become part of the class. unless it's Zumba.

I'm assuming you have at least seen each other and said hello a few times. People like to be noticed.

You have to play all of this be ear. if she doesn't respond to smiles or basic greetings then you aren't likely going anywhere.

 

[FUBAR]

Just be friendly, smile, say "hello". After she gets comfortable with seeing you around the gym maybe give her a compliment. Make it something you noticed that she did differently that day. Be casual about it.

The next time you see her coming or going or with some space between workouts strike up a more meaningful conversation. By that point you should be an acquaintance and she won't see it as a pick-up.

This is all assuming you are trying to hit up on the pecking order.

that seems creepy.

if she's in a class, become part of the class. unless it's Zumba.

I'm assuming you have at least seen each other and said hello a few times.

apparently our hero needs help with saying hello.

I've noticed a few girls at the gym this year who seem to look at me often. I know it's not proper decorum to hit on girls at the gym but I can only be stared at so much until I have to say hello. I can't figure out how to do it organically though. Any tips?

 

[TLEF316]

Approach them quickly from behind as they're getting into their cars.

This. Stay down wind if you can

 

[jonessed]

Just be friendly, smile, say "hello". After she gets comfortable with seeing you around the gym maybe give her a compliment. Make it something you noticed that she did differently that day. Be casual about it.

The next time you see her coming or going or with some space between workouts strike up a more meaningful conversation. By that point you should be an acquaintance and she won't see it as a pick-up.

This is all assuming you are trying to hit up on the pecking order.

that seems creepy.

if she's in a class, become part of the class. unless it's Zumba.

I'm assuming you have at least seen each other and said hello a few times.

apparently our hero needs help with saying hello.

I've noticed a few girls at the gym this year who seem to look at me often. I know it's not proper decorum to hit on girls at the gym but I can only be stared at so much until I have to say hello. I can't figure out how to do it organically though. Any tips?

He's trying to do too much at once.

 

[bakes]

Ask her why someone would be eating a tunafish sandwich at the gym.

Then walk quickly away.

 

[Johnny Rock]

First off...how are you?

 

[BustedKnuckles]

Realisticlaly, just talk to her..

As in:"Can I fingerblast you?"

"How do you like to get fingerblasted?"

This response, which I don't quite understand, makes me very uncomfortable.

wait until it happens ...then you'll be REALLY uncomfortable