How is your aim? (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

You go to pee ten times, normal circumstances - How many times do you miss just a little? The rim counts as missing.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Depends if I'm too lazy to put the seat up.

9/10 success with seat up.

7/10 seat down.

 

[eoMMan]

Do I have wood?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Do I have wood?

However you define "normal circumstances".

 

[Jules Winnfield]

If it is first thing in the morning then I am pretty sure that I miss the toilet bowl and douse the wall, roll of toilet paper, floor, and wall behind the toilet.

So morning aim is pretty much zero chance of hitting the target

 

[Wrigley]

Deadeye ****

 

[jamny]

I mostly sit because I have always had horrible aim and don't want my wife to have to clean it up.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Here is the situation... Casual gathering at a friends house. 4 couples, not any heavy drinking going on. You go to the bathroom and there is pee all over the rim and floor around the bowl. How do you handle this when leaving the bathroom? Do you let everyone know about it and make sure everyone knows it wasn't you, or do you keep quiet?

 

[avoiding injuries]

Depends how close I am with the other couples. I probably say something to the host at the very least, and make a joke in front of everyone if I'm comfortable with them.

 

[KingPrawn]

Pretty much 10 out of 10. Still waiting for them to invent a braille toilet seat.

 

[McGarnicle]

I go outside whenever possible. I live in GA so I just unzip my overalls.

 

[Guest]

If I'm at someone's house, I always clean up after myself.

 

[Pipes]

Probably 8 out of 10. I have great aim but that damn double stream gets me a couple of times per week.

 

[Zegras11]

Anyone that votes 0-1 isn't checking when they are done. Quit lying to yourself.

 

[rascal]

We need to compare the results with flaccid penis size. Logic would seem to imply that larger penis size increases accuracy (like a rifle is more accurate than a pistol).

FWIW, I voted 1

 

[Freelove]

Zero.

Buncha animals. Learn to pee.

 

[matuski]

Not even when it comes out in a split stream.

 

[renesauz]

Anyone that votes 0-1 isn't checking when they are done. Quit lying to yourself.

Just a guess- but I'd think that there would be a significant differrence between circumsized and not. I rarely have a "double stream" and it almost always comes out straight- thus voted 1.

 

[Pots]

I could piss through a crazy straw from 3 meters out.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Not even when it comes out in a split stream.

I can't believe this... This is the main reason why I ever miss.