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How my Thursday morning started (1 Viewer)

TheIronSheik

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As I'm walking down the parking lot to the entrance of my work, I see a pretty lady about 50 yards in front of me making her way to the entrance. Now, to kind of paint the picture of my office building, it is huge. It's only 4 stories tall, but it probably covers the space of 2 to 3 football fields. American football. Not sure if that makes a difference, but I want to make sure the picture is clear. The entrance I use to go in each morning is a entrance that not many people go in. Mainly because it's not close to anything except for my company and one other. And even then, it's only close for my company if you happen to work on the far side I do.

So it's rare that I see people use this entrance a lot. Yet, this morning, a fairly attractive lady makes her way to the door. But when she gets there, she stops, looks through the glass, and then pulls out her phone and starts playing with it. Now, this door is a public access. No badge required. So I'm a little confused as to why she stopped. As I get to the stairs leading to the doorway she turns around and looks at me and I say hi. As I approach her, I say, "Is the door locked?", quite puzzled as to why it would be. She takes her sunglasses off and says, "No", and smiles.

At this point I've just reached the doorway. Confused, I ask, "Are you going in?" To which she replies, "Yes. I was just waiting for someone to open the door."

:confused:

Keep in mind, this lady has nothing in her hands except a phone. So I say, "Ummm... I was like 50 yards behind you. Why were you waiting for me to open the door?" And she says, "I shouldn't have to open doors for myself."

I'm literally floored at this moment. Like who thinks this way?!? She then says, "Are you going to open the door?" As I pull myself back together, I think for a second and say, "No. I shouldn't have to open doors either. I didn't know that was a thing, but I agree with your views now."

Well, this makes her mad. She gives a huff and says, "Just open the door so we can go in." I smile and shake my head. "No way. I don't open doors. In fact, I'm 30 minutes early, so I can wait a little bit for someone to open the door."

She is pissed at this point. She gives me that bitter head turn with a look of disgust as she opens the door and goes inside. Without letting it touch me, I slide in behind her. I don't understand how people like this get through life?

So, anyway, that's how I met one of our new vice presidents this morning. :mellow:

 
As a VP myself, it's understood that one of the perks is the plebes open doors for us. You didn't know this part of our caste structure?

 
Maybe she has OCD and can't touch public doors. "Yeah, umm, Mr. Shiek, Iron is it? we're going to need you to go ahead and move your things down to the basement.. Don't forget your stapler."

 
When you took the time to describe her taking her sunglasses off, all I could think of was how you were going to end your story with an epic Miami:CSI pun. You can imagine my disappointment.

 
Make sure you smack her on the butt and ask her where your coffee is the next time you see her. Just to make sure she understands how things work at your company.

 
When you took the time to describe her taking her sunglasses off, all I could think of was how you were going to end your story with an epic Miami:CSI pun. You can imagine my disappointment.
My bad. That's not my shtick and others do it way better than I could. I feel it would be a disservice for me to try.

 
As a VP myself, it's understood that one of the perks is the plebes open doors for us. You didn't know this part of our caste structure?
She opened the door for me. I think that makes me President.
There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until they elect some gal president.

 
So how's your resume update coming along?
Funny thing is that I've never worked for a company that had so many VP's before. I think they give away that title for knocking down 3 milk bottles at the company fair.

Even still, I work in a department that is fairly independent of the rest of the company. I also don't really socialize with anyone here, so I'm fairly unknown, except for my work. And the CIO loves my work so I don't have to worry too much. It's good to have friends in high places.

 
So how's your resume update coming along?
Funny thing is that I've never worked for a company that had so many VP's before. I think they give away that title for knocking down 3 milk bottles at the company fair.

Even still, I work in a department that is fairly independent of the rest of the company. I also don't really socialize with anyone here, so I'm fairly unknown, except for my work. And the CIO loves my work so I don't have to worry too much. It's good to have friends in high places.
This is why I went with the Director title. VPs are a dime a dozen.

 
Is it possible she was initially lost, therefore double checking the address in the phone, then by the time you got there she got her flirt on with you?

 
I work in the administrative building at a company that has several building withing a few city blocks. I work in the same building as the President/CEO. All entrances to the building require a badge, and there is always a push from the powers-that-be to not allow anyone to just follow you in.

I'm walking back from a meeting in another building. Just before I reach the door, from the other direction, the president arrives there just a few steps ahead of me and he stops. He looks at me and says, "I ran out to my car and left my badge in my office. Can you let me in?"

To which I smile a ####ty smile and say, "I'll need to see some credentials."

This was met by him with a forced half smile and a deadpanned "Ha" in possibly the most wry tone that I have ever encountered.

I wiped the smile from my face, cleared my throat, and swioed my badge for him. Now, everytime I see him, I can read his mind: "There's that smarmy little ####### who thinks he's funny."

 
In any case, nothing you can't recover from. She'll remember you now and you can make a joke about it somewhere down the line.

 
Is it possible she was initially lost, therefore double checking the address in the phone, then by the time you got there she got her flirt on with you?
She is a VP from another office, so it is possible she wasn't sure of the building. But even then, she could have just asked me if she was in the right place. The fact that she expected me to open the door was stupid. I hate women who expect things just because they are attractive.

 
Is it possible she was initially lost, therefore double checking the address in the phone, then by the time you got there she got her flirt on with you?
She is a VP from another office, so it is possible she wasn't sure of the building. But even then, she could have just asked me if she was in the right place. The fact that she expected me to open the door was stupid. I hate women who expect things just because they are attractive.
Even if what they expect is a thorough banging by you?

 
Is it possible she was initially lost, therefore double checking the address in the phone, then by the time you got there she got her flirt on with you?
She is a VP from another office, so it is possible she wasn't sure of the building. But even then, she could have just asked me if she was in the right place. The fact that she expected me to open the door was stupid. I hate women who expect things just because they are attractive.
Even if what they expect is a thorough banging by you?
Not interested. Even if I wasn't happily in a relationship, that kind of attitude is a huge turnoff for me. :shrug:

 
Is it possible she was initially lost, therefore double checking the address in the phone, then by the time you got there she got her flirt on with you?
She is a VP from another office, so it is possible she wasn't sure of the building. But even then, she could have just asked me if she was in the right place. The fact that she expected me to open the door was stupid. I hate women who expect things just because they are attractive.
I've been out of the game for a while, and obviously wasn't there, but she took her sunglasses off and smiled at you then said something completely ridiculous to open the conversation. Those woulda been green lights for me.

 
Sheik isn't interested in beautiful successful women who make clever conversation starters that involve jokes on gender norms.

 
Is it possible she was initially lost, therefore double checking the address in the phone, then by the time you got there she got her flirt on with you?
She is a VP from another office, so it is possible she wasn't sure of the building. But even then, she could have just asked me if she was in the right place. The fact that she expected me to open the door was stupid. I hate women who expect things just because they are attractive.
I am thinking it depends on what they expect. I can think of a couple of things that hate would be the last emotion it would stir up. :coffee:

 
Is it possible she was initially lost, therefore double checking the address in the phone, then by the time you got there she got her flirt on with you?
She is a VP from another office, so it is possible she wasn't sure of the building. But even then, she could have just asked me if she was in the right place. The fact that she expected me to open the door was stupid. I hate women who expect things just because they are attractive.
I've been out of the game for a while, and obviously wasn't there, but she took her sunglasses off and smiled at you then said something completely ridiculous to open the conversation. Those woulda been green lights for me.
I'm not the brightest when it comes to women, but I can say I'm 100% sure she wasn't hitting on me. Furthest thing from her mind.

And again, I'm not single so why would I care how hot she was?

 
I can tell you the office I work in is filled with about 75% women and about 90% of them are very good looking. I'd be opening doors so much, they'd have to change my title to Door Man. Vice President of Door Openings, if I knock down three milk bottles at the company fair.

 
This is how my morning started:

Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup and looking up I noticed I was late. Found my coat and grabbed my hat made the bus in seconds flat. Found my way upstairs and had a smoke. And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

AHHHHHHH, AH, AH, AHHHH..... AH AH AHHHHHHHH AH AH AHHHHHHH.

 
Is it possible she was initially lost, therefore double checking the address in the phone, then by the time you got there she got her flirt on with you?
She is a VP from another office, so it is possible she wasn't sure of the building. But even then, she could have just asked me if she was in the right place. The fact that she expected me to open the door was stupid. I hate women who expect things just because they are attractive.
I've been out of the game for a while, and obviously wasn't there, but she took her sunglasses off and smiled at you then said something completely ridiculous to open the conversation. Those woulda been green lights for me.
I'm not the brightest when it comes to women, but I can say I'm 100% sure she wasn't hitting on me. Furthest thing from her mind.

And again, I'm not single so why would I care how hot she was?
Because you are male? :confused:

 
Can I apply there? I never even seen a club where 90% of the women are good looking. At least outside of Vegas.

 
This is how my morning started:

Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup and looking up I noticed I was late. Found my coat and grabbed my hat made the bus in seconds flat. Found my way upstairs and had a smoke. And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

AHHHHHHH, AH, AH, AHHHH..... AH AH AHHHHHHHH AH AH AHHHHHHH.
You smoked upstairs? Do you work in 1978?

 
This is how my morning started:

Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup and looking up I noticed I was late. Found my coat and grabbed my hat made the bus in seconds flat. Found my way upstairs and had a smoke. And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

AHHHHHHH, AH, AH, AHHHH..... AH AH AHHHHHHHH AH AH AHHHHHHH.
So... how many holes did it take to fill the Albert Hall?

 

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