How Welker gets his strength (1 Viewer)

[tick dog]

Funny Chuck Norris/Jack Bauer-esque read from the New York Times fantasy blog...

Laveranues Coles/Jerricho Cotchery: I’m generally downgrading any receivers playing in New England on Sunday due to the looming Nor’easter. (Except Wes Welker, of course, who once ran out into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean where a Nor’easter was forming, repeatedly open palm head-slapped the Nor’easter until it fell unconscious, slung the Nor’easter over his shoulder, brought it back to his apartment, karate-chopped it into single-serve portions and filled ten thousand-dozen cans labeled “Nor’easter: Only Drink if You’re Wes Welker, Otherwise Your Head Will Explode.” He now starts each day by guzzling a can of Nor’easter, or what we mortals call a “breakfast drink.”)

My other reaction was, "the New York Times has a fantasy blog?"

 

[Yah_Shoor_Yoobetchya]

Funny Chuck Norris/Jack Bauer-esque read from the New York Times fantasy blog...

Laveranues Coles/Jerricho Cotchery: I’m generally downgrading any receivers playing in New England on Sunday due to the looming Nor’easter. (Except Wes Welker, of course, who once ran out into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean where a Nor’easter was forming, repeatedly open palm head-slapped the Nor’easter until it fell unconscious, slung the Nor’easter over his shoulder, brought it back to his apartment, karate-chopped it into single-serve portions and filled ten thousand-dozen cans labeled “Nor’easter: Only Drink if You’re Wes Welker, Otherwise Your Head Will Explode.” He now starts each day by guzzling a can of Nor’easter, or what we mortals call a “breakfast drink.”)

My other reaction was, "the New York Times has a fantasy blog?"

 

[SeniorVBDStudent]

When Welker does 1000 pushups each morning, he doesn't push himself up from the ground, he pushes the earth down.

Good stuff here!

 

[Clifton]

Is this real

 

[slayer666]

"I’m generally downgrading any receivers playing in New England on Sunday due to the looming Nor’easter. (Except Wes Welker, of course, who once ran out into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean where a Nor’easter was forming, repeatedly open palm head-slapped the Nor’easter until it fell unconscious, slung the Nor’easter over his shoulder, brought it back to his apartment, karate-chopped it into single-serve portions and filled ten thousand-dozen cans labeled “Nor’easter: Only Drink if You’re Wes Welker, Otherwise Your Head Will Explode.” He now starts each day by guzzling a can of Nor’easter, or what we mortals call a “breakfast drink.”

 

[buck naked]

Is this real

Yes. You mean you didn't know you could bottle a Nor'easter? Where have you been?

 

[the roflmobile]

Is this real

Obviously not a meteorologist/lived in the Northeast/etc.

 

[Ozymandias]

I completely agree with what has been posted about Welker. However, I would be careful about Randy Moss. He has been known to take N'Easters off.

 

[tick dog]

Is this real

yup. i thought the ny times was a little too stodgy to have this kind of writing, but it's real. full link...funny stuff on shanahan to start...http://fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/12...picks/#comments

 

[Stompin' Tom Connors]

Welker may have a Cloak of Immunity vs Nor'easters, but El Nino is Randy Moss's beeotch.

 

[Tanner9919]

Funny Chuck Norris/Jack Bauer-esque read from the New York Times fantasy blog...

Laveranues Coles/Jerricho Cotchery: I’m generally downgrading any receivers playing in New England on Sunday due to the looming Nor’easter. (Except Wes Welker, of course, who once ran out into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean where a Nor’easter was forming, repeatedly open palm head-slapped the Nor’easter until it fell unconscious, slung the Nor’easter over his shoulder, brought it back to his apartment, karate-chopped it into single-serve portions and filled ten thousand-dozen cans labeled “Nor’easter: Only Drink if You’re Wes Welker, Otherwise Your Head Will Explode.” He now starts each day by guzzling a can of Nor’easter, or what we mortals call a “breakfast drink.”)

My other reaction was, "the New York Times has a fantasy blog?"

the NY Times probably plagiarized this story from some other publication.

 

[FreeBaGeL]

I wonder if we could find that quote replaced with the words Chuck Norris or Vin Diesel on one of those facts sites. Funny that it was in the NY Times, but way below the standards that those Norris/Diesel "facts" are held to.

 

[Newslang]

Wes Welker doesnt make great catches over the middle, on slant routes hes acually pulling the middle of the field towards him like a tread mill.

 

[lord_helmet]

LINK

 

[BlackHole]

A Nor' easter isn't a weather pattern, it's one of Welker's moods.

Yes, this had to be taken from the long running Chuck Norris sites.