How would you disappear forever? (1 Viewer)

[bueno]

How to disappear forever? make Shick! very, very angry with you. Everyone knows that.

 

[doctor Gunks]

How to disappear forever? make Shick! very, very angry with you. Everyone knows that.

Will you disappear from the FFA forever like the other famous FBG plagiarist, ThomasA?

 

[Trd Ferguson]

All jokes aside....learn Spanish and move to Cuba. Was in Cuba a few years ago and met a crazy american on the lamb that had been living there for years.

The plus....you wont' be found.

The minus....eating black beans and rice forever

 

[bueno]

How to disappear forever? make Shick! very, very angry with you. Everyone knows that.

Will you disappear from the FFA forever like the other famous FBG plagiarist, ThomasA?

Nope - that won't happen. What disappeared? Bueno or the thread? You have your answer. You see, in normal discourse, it is not usual to attribute generally known facts to a specific source. The FFA is normal discourse. If this were a civics paper, things would be different. If this were a civics paper I would have had to cite several references which have published the same data. If those sources were civics papers, they would have had to do the same thing.So don't expect any contrition here for something that doesn't rise to the level of the charge. You won't get it.

 

[opticution]

is this about bueno's credibility?

 

[Bob_Magaw]

go on a hunting trip with **** cheney and then start popping off about our failures in iraq...

co-star in a ben affleck blockbuster

become a drummer for spinal tap or center for CLE

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

Sorry for the shameless bump, but I've only had two decent replies.

Also,

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WTF, this was on page 3.

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

ETA - that wasn't very nice.

 

[Nucular George]

All jokes aside....learn Spanish and move to Cuba. Was in Cuba a few years ago and met a crazy american on the lamb that had been living there for years.The plus....you wont' be found. The minus....eating black beans and rice forever

I like black beans and rice...... I'm just saying.

 

[pricklypete]

First thing I would do would sell my house, all major belongings (car and other big stuff).

After cash is in hand rent a hole for a little bit just to sell the remaining belongings.

At this point, I would garner as much credit that could possibly be extended to me and turn it into cash (cash advances on credit cards, personal loans, etc.)

Liquidate everything. Retirement, stocks, funds, etc

Keep a few belongings, buy a car for cash from someone selling it personally (no dealerships).

Head over the border and bounce around until I find my perfect situation.

 

[Darth Cheney]

Just get up, walk away and never look back. I don't think it is that hard.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Go to law school.

Your body will still be there, but your soul will dissolve into oblivion.

 

[Chadstroma]

If I told you then you would be able to find me when I tried to..... now who is stupid enough to fall for that trick?

 

[massraider]

Buy a homeless man's birth certificate. After that, it's cream cheese. You don't have to go anywhere.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

apparently just owe me money

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

apparently just owe me money

This does not help me though.

 

[Chaka]

I haven't given it much thought but there are two ways to go about this depending on what you are trying to accomplish.

You can go the "sell everything and wander off" route but then people would still be aware of your existence and attempt to track you down.

The other route to go is faking your own death. I would probably rent a boat take it out really far into the ocean and either scuttle it or, cut yourself, strategically place the blood on a corner or rail with some hair fibers, perhaps you should dent the wood just a bit to create a complete picture of a man who hit his head and fell overboard. Empty alcohol containers would help too. You will need to have an extra dingy to escape in because if the coast guard finds the boat adrift with it's dingy missing they will think you are still alive.

It would be best if you had some time to plan this to allow you to start fishing or sailing now so it will seem less suspicious. Otherwise just start talking up the fact that you really want to go sailing with friends and co-workers, it is less believable but unless William Petersen is on the case I doubt to many people will ask to many questions.

Good luck

p.s. I like the fake death because it gives your family more closure than just disappearing, leaving them to wonder why you ran off.

p.s.s. I also like the idea of acquiring the birth certificate of a homeless person, I would then change the beneficiary of your life insurance policy to that guy.

 

[Das Boot]

I haven't given it much thought but there are two ways to go about this depending on what you are trying to accomplish.

You can go the "sell everything and wander off" route but then people would still be aware of your existence and attempt to track you down.

The other route to go is faking your own death. I would probably rent a boat take it out really far into the ocean and either scuttle it or, cut yourself, strategically place the blood on a corner or rail with some hair fibers, perhaps you should dent the wood just a bit to create a complete picture of a man who hit his head and fell overboard. Empty alcohol containers would help too. You will need to have an extra dingy to escape in because if the coast guard finds the boat adrift with it's dingy missing they will think you are still alive.

It would be best if you had some time to plan this to allow you to start fishing or sailing now so it will seem less suspicious. Otherwise just start talking up the fact that you really want to go sailing with friends and co-workers, it is less believable but unless William Petersen is on the case I doubt to many people will ask to many questions.

Good luck

p.s. I like the fake death because it gives your family more closure than just disappearing, leaving them to wonder why you ran off.

p.s.s. I also like the idea of acquiring the birth certificate of a homeless person, I would then change the beneficiary of your life insurance policy to that guy.

Great ideas, all the way up to the end - they always look at life insurance beneficiaries, and changes to policies. Just give the homeless guy some cash.

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

I haven't given it much thought but there are two ways to go about this depending on what you are trying to accomplish.

You can go the "sell everything and wander off" route but then people would still be aware of your existence and attempt to track you down.

The other route to go is faking your own death. I would probably rent a boat take it out really far into the ocean and either scuttle it or, cut yourself, strategically place the blood on a corner or rail with some hair fibers, perhaps you should dent the wood just a bit to create a complete picture of a man who hit his head and fell overboard. Empty alcohol containers would help too. You will need to have an extra dingy to escape in because if the coast guard finds the boat adrift with it's dingy missing they will think you are still alive.

It would be best if you had some time to plan this to allow you to start fishing or sailing now so it will seem less suspicious. Otherwise just start talking up the fact that you really want to go sailing with friends and co-workers, it is less believable but unless William Petersen is on the case I doubt to many people will ask to many questions.

Good luck

p.s. I like the fake death because it gives your family more closure than just disappearing, leaving them to wonder why you ran off.

p.s.s. I also like the idea of acquiring the birth certificate of a homeless person, I would then change the beneficiary of your life insurance policy to that guy.

Great ideas, all the way up to the end - they always look at life insurance beneficiaries, and changes to policies. Just give the homeless guy some cash.

Good ideas. Odds on getting a homeless guys BC?

 

[Chaka]

I haven't given it much thought but there are two ways to go about this depending on what you are trying to accomplish.

You can go the "sell everything and wander off" route but then people would still be aware of your existence and attempt to track you down.

The other route to go is faking your own death. I would probably rent a boat take it out really far into the ocean and either scuttle it or, cut yourself, strategically place the blood on a corner or rail with some hair fibers, perhaps you should dent the wood just a bit to create a complete picture of a man who hit his head and fell overboard. Empty alcohol containers would help too. You will need to have an extra dingy to escape in because if the coast guard finds the boat adrift with it's dingy missing they will think you are still alive.

It would be best if you had some time to plan this to allow you to start fishing or sailing now so it will seem less suspicious. Otherwise just start talking up the fact that you really want to go sailing with friends and co-workers, it is less believable but unless William Petersen is on the case I doubt to many people will ask to many questions.

Good luck

p.s. I like the fake death because it gives your family more closure than just disappearing, leaving them to wonder why you ran off.

p.s.s. I also like the idea of acquiring the birth certificate of a homeless person, I would then change the beneficiary of your life insurance policy to that guy.

Great ideas, all the way up to the end - they always look at life insurance beneficiaries, and changes to policies. Just give the homeless guy some cash.

Good ideas. Odds on getting a homeless guys BC?

If he can remember his name and what city he was born in then he can get his BC.

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

I've come up with an idea but I'm not sure if putting it here would jeopardize the outcome.

boo

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

It involves assuming another identity but not a homeless person. A close relative who may have or will soon pass away. There are more details...nm, said too much already.

boo

 

[Das Boot]

It involves assuming another identity but not a homeless person. A close relative who may have or will soon pass away. There are more details...nm, said too much already.boo

Why do you, um someone I mean, need, um theoretically of course, to do this?

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

It involves assuming another identity but not a homeless person. A close relative who may have or will soon pass away. There are more details...nm, said too much already.boo

Why do you, um someone I mean, need, um theoretically of course, to do this?

Um, my friend has one of two choices. One is to find a way out the other is to die.

 

[Das Boot]

It involves assuming another identity but not a homeless person. A close relative who may have or will soon pass away. There are more details...nm, said too much already.boo

Why do you, um someone I mean, need, um theoretically of course, to do this?

Um, my friend has one of two choices. One is to find a way out the other is to die.

Then in all seriousness, there are bound to be web sites with real-life advice on how to do what he needs to do, you should see what advice and additional ideas they provide.Who's after him?... Mafia?... Gang?

 

[Darth Cheney]

You just walk away. Trust me, if you start selling everything, people will get suspicious. They will know that you were trying to walk away with the money that you made. The Shark move is to just leave everything exactly as it was. That way, they don't know what happened to you.

 

[Chaka]

It involves assuming another identity but not a homeless person. A close relative who may have or will soon pass away. There are more details...nm, said too much already.boo

Why do you, um someone I mean, need, um theoretically of course, to do this?

Um, my friend has one of two choices. One is to find a way out the other is to die.

If that is truly the case you need to get out now. F trying to disappear just start running an worry about the details later. Cash only is a way to go if at all possible, if not you should try to get as many credit cards as possible and conveniently lose a few of them in areas where others will find them and start using them (I would suggest a bus terminal a train station and the airport), it may (MAY) help to obscure your trail for a litttle while.Good luck bro.

 

[moleculo]

step 1: decide what happens to yuor dynasty league. I suggest you trade give your star players to me.

step 2: sell everything.

step 3: move to Russia.

 

[BGP]

Move to Alaska. Set up some camp in the wilderness. Come down from the mountains once a year to collect your share of the pipeline dividend. Use that money to restock on supplies.

 

[kevthegrad]

Just in terms of geography, I'd say NY City or Vegas would be easiest to lose yourself in, fade into the millions of faces, never be seen again.

 

[Das Boot]

You just walk away. Trust me, if you start selling everything, people will get suspicious. They will know that you were trying to walk away with the money that you made. The Shark move is to just leave everything exactly as it was. That way, they don't know what happened to you.

I agree with this.Rough to start out with no cash though. Maybe go someplace warm year round (CA, FL, ?) and start out homeless and work his way up under a new identity.If the people after him are experienced they'll know all the typical things people do when they run, so out of the box thinking would be smart here.

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

step 1: decide what happens to yuor dynasty league. I suggest you trade give your star players to me.

This was covered in a post pre-draft. I had a feeling.

 

[Riffraff]

http://www.powells.com/cgi-bin/biblio?PID=...060183942:22.00

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

http://www.powells.com/cgi-bin/biblio?PID=...060183942:22.00

Interseting and your effort is appreciated. This line has me concerned though.."Pankau explains step-by-step how to successfully get away or find someone who has."

 

[Das Boot]

It involves assuming another identity but not a homeless person. A close relative who may have or will soon pass away. There are more details...nm, said too much already.boo

Why do you, um someone I mean, need, um theoretically of course, to do this?

Um, my friend has one of two choices. One is to find a way out the other is to die.

Update?

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

It involves assuming another identity but not a homeless person. A close relative who may have or will soon pass away. There are more details...nm, said too much already.boo

Why do you, um someone I mean, need, um theoretically of course, to do this?

Um, my friend has one of two choices. One is to find a way out the other is to die.

Update?

Hot girls kind of change things.I have three, for some reason, like me and keep me here. If its's ok to list them I would.I will call out J as the primary why I'm still here. Ummm, without J i'd be nowhere. Go for it...the two know...

 

[Wingnut]

All jokes aside....learn Spanish and move to Cuba. Was in Cuba a few years ago and met a crazy american on the lamb that had been living there for years.

 

[Chaka]

It involves assuming another identity but not a homeless person. A close relative who may have or will soon pass away. There are more details...nm, said too much already.boo

Why do you, um someone I mean, need, um theoretically of course, to do this?

Um, my friend has one of two choices. One is to find a way out the other is to die.

Update?

Hot girls kind of change things.I have three, for some reason, like me and keep me here. If its's ok to list them I would.I will call out J as the primary why I'm still here. Ummm, without J i'd be nowhere. Go for it...the two know...

Don't you listen to Leykis? Ain't no ####y in the world worth dying for. The fact that you are staying for this ####y and supposedly risking your life leads me to believe that you being quite melodramatic as regards your need to disappear.Nice trip.

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

It involves assuming another identity but not a homeless person. A close relative who may have or will soon pass away. There are more details...nm, said too much already.boo

Why do you, um someone I mean, need, um theoretically of course, to do this?

Um, my friend has one of two choices. One is to find a way out the other is to die.

Update?

Hot girls kind of change things.I have three, for some reason, like me and keep me here. If its's ok to list them I would.I will call out J as the primary why I'm still here. Ummm, without J i'd be nowhere. Go for it...the two know...

Don't you listen to Leykis? Ain't no ####y in the world worth dying for. The fact that you are staying for this ####y and supposedly risking your life leads me to believe that you being quite melodramatic as regards your need to disappear.Nice trip.

Quick FYI- I asked how, right?

 

[Das Boot]

It involves assuming another identity but not a homeless person. A close relative who may have or will soon pass away. There are more details...nm, said too much already.boo

Why do you, um someone I mean, need, um theoretically of course, to do this?

Um, my friend has one of two choices. One is to find a way out the other is to die.

Update?

Hot girls kind of change things.I have three, for some reason, like me and keep me here. If its's ok to list them I would.I will call out J as the primary why I'm still here. Ummm, without J i'd be nowhere. Go for it...the two know...

Don't you listen to Leykis? Ain't no ####y in the world worth dying for. The fact that you are staying for this ####y and supposedly risking your life leads me to believe that you being quite melodramatic as regards your need to disappear.Nice trip.

Quick FYI- I asked how, right?

So a few weeks ago you were scared for your life and ready to permanently voluntarily disappear, but now all is good?

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

It involves assuming another identity but not a homeless person. A close relative who may have or will soon pass away. There are more details...nm, said too much already.boo

Why do you, um someone I mean, need, um theoretically of course, to do this?

Um, my friend has one of two choices. One is to find a way out the other is to die.

Update?

Hot girls kind of change things.I have three, for some reason, like me and keep me here. If its's ok to list them I would.I will call out J as the primary why I'm still here. Ummm, without J i'd be nowhere. Go for it...the two know...

Don't you listen to Leykis? Ain't no ####y in the world worth dying for. The fact that you are staying for this ####y and supposedly risking your life leads me to believe that you being quite melodramatic as regards your need to disappear.Nice trip.

Quick FYI- I asked how, right?

So a few weeks ago you were scared for your life and ready to permanently voluntarily disappear, but now all is good?

No. Not at all. I'm sill there.If having internet connection is secure....lol.Still runnung at this time. OMG, ever heard of a wireless card?Not being funny or fishing...I really don't want to go to Mexico though.....crap

 

[Das Boot]

So a few weeks ago you were scared for your life and ready to permanently voluntarily disappear, but now all is good?

No. Not at all. I'm sill there.If having internet connection is secure....lol.Still runnung at this time. OMG, ever heard of a wireless card?Not being funny or fishing...I really don't want to go to Mexico though.....crap

Ok, so now you're on the lam and running for your life, you've fled to parts unknown and presumably have very little cash and now must find a way to build an entirely new identify and life, as well as find some way to earn money to survive?But you took your laptop with you so you could wirelessly surf and post to the FFA, so at least you've got that going for you.

 

[jamny]

Key West.

some kind of fisherman in Key West.

or Venice.

 

[KornKrackedJimy]

So a few weeks ago you were scared for your life and ready to permanently voluntarily disappear, but now all is good?

No. Not at all. I'm sill there.If having internet connection is secure....lol.Still runnung at this time. OMG, ever heard of a wireless card?Not being funny or fishing...I really don't want to go to Mexico though.....crap

Ok, so now you're on the lam and running for your life, you've fled to parts unknown and presumably have very little cash and now must find a way to build an entirely new identify and life, as well as find some way to earn money to survive?But you took your laptop with you so you could wirelessly surf and post to the FFA, so at least you've got that going for you.

Is that really difficult to understand? I have a car, some funds and a laptop (converter plugs into cig thing) with wireless. I'm kind of losing my mind so I post to enter another world and believe I'm not here but there at times.

 

[Chaka]

So a few weeks ago you were scared for your life and ready to permanently voluntarily disappear, but now all is good?

No. Not at all. I'm sill there.If having internet connection is secure....lol.

Still runnung at this time.

OMG, ever heard of a wireless card?

Not being funny or fishing...I really don't want to go to Mexico though.....crap

Ok, so now you're on the lam and running for your life, you've fled to parts unknown and presumably have very little cash and now must find a way to build an entirely new identify and life, as well as find some way to earn money to survive?But you took your laptop with you so you could wirelessly surf and post to the FFA, so at least you've got that going for you.

Is that really difficult to understand? I have a car, some funds and a laptop (converter plugs into cig thing) with wireless. I'm kind of losing my mind so I post to enter another world and believe I'm not here but there at times.

What is difficult to understand is that you say that you need to flee where you live or die, then you say you did not flee because of a girl, and now apparently you are running for your life. So which is it? Are you on the lamb? Did you stay for a girl? Did she go on the lamb with you? Are you Bonnie and KornKrackedJimy?It feels like and if you are here is a bit of advice for future trips, try to keep your stories straight. Mark Twain once said that if you don't lie then you will never have to remember anything. That's good advice.

Either that or stay off the Robitussin.

 

[rhawkins68]

Cut away gainer into a good sized wood chipper.

 

[redman]

Vanishing cream.

 

[redman]

Cut away gainer into a good sized wood chipper.

Points deducted for a large splash, guy.

 

[Gamblor]

Pay all bills off... be debt free.

Why the #### would you do this? If you have to disappear, might as well take all your debt with you. Hell, accumulate more on the way out.

 

[NCCommish]

Find a state where they do a poor job cross referencing birth and death certificates like say Florida or so I have heard. Do some research in public records to find a newborn who lived long enough for a birth cert but died very shortly there after. Use this BC to get proper ID. Use this ID to cross the border of your choice and you are gone. Continue to use this ID while on the run. It has no criminal record attached. No credit record attached and you can pretty much make up your history once you are in a less computerized country.

Have fun