How's this for a home listing? (1 Viewer)

[gianmarco]

Looks great, until.....

 

[Ocram]

Looks great, until.....

Turn it in to a BnB.

 

[gruecd]

Perfect if you have kids! 

 

[Ocram]

Turn it in to a BnB.

BnB name:

Three Hots and a Cot!

 

[gianmarco]

BnB name:

Three Hots and a Cot!

"Escape from it all"

 

[Harris]

$350k for all that? #### maybe I should move to Missouri...

 

[jvdesigns2002]

Thats quite the "in law" suite. 

 

[WDIK2]

Right next door to the "new" jail and sheriff's office.  Probably a safe neighborhood.  Maybe if the new jail gets full you could rent out some overflow space to them.  The place really does have some potential, but you probably can't get too crazy being right next to law enforcement and all of that.

 

[johnnycakes]

$350k for all that? #### maybe I should move to Missouri...

Doesn't sound like that great of an area.  From city-data.com:

Percentage of residents living in poverty in 2017: 27.0%

Estimated median household income in 2017: $38,525

 

[The General]

Definitely a murder scene or built on Native American burial grounds.

 

[whoknew]

If you are a psychopath serial killer who likes to torture his victims - do we have the home for you!

 

[Ron Swanson]

That is awesome.  What kid wouldn't love that?  Pic 43 implies someone has been running a home game there. Perfect location for that too.

 

[Wingnut]

$350k for all that? #### maybe I should move to Missouri...

But the downside is you'd be living in Missouri. #HardPass

 

[The General]

I didn’t get to the prison portion of the home

 

[nightmare]

Historic property means there are severe restrictions from changing the exterior.

I thought you were better off buying the worst house on the block then renovating.
 

 

[jrt103]

95% chance that place is haunted

 

[Osaurus]

95% chance that place is haunted

 

[acarey50]

My wife just sent me that an said we should buy it and turn it into a B&B / Escape Room

 

[AcerFC]

Perfect if you have kids! 

This was my thought exactly. I would love this and throw my kids in it when they act up

Gives new meaning to lock em up and throw away the key

 

[Brony]

Airy with plenty of natural light! 

 

[BassNBrew]

Turn it in to a BnB.

One of me is enough

 

[gianmarco]

I wonder what you'd need to do to get a 15-30 yr mortgage.

 

[CR69]

One of me is enough

I would imagine your CPA agrees with that statement.