SmoovySmoov
The Way of the Samurai
I'm a Bear fan, and I would bang her on the 50 yard line of Lambeau Field while Vince Lombardi, Bart Starr, Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers judged me on it.
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Hula Hoop Girl (1 Viewer)
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3C's
Footballguy
somewhere near Philly IIRC.
I'm a Bear fan, and the Eagle jersey makes that one video unwatchable to me. She's hot and would bang still under some normal circumstance where she wasn't wearing that crap.
Flying V
Footballguy
She isn't wearing anything in the videos I'm watching.
Prince Myshkin
Footballguy
some of you guys take your football fandom wayyyyyy to seriously!
sports_fan
Footballguy
Penis for sale
MaxThreshold
Footballguy
She is sooooooooooooooooooooooo damn hot.
towney
Footballguy
Ya, but she's got to fix those teeth....
Socrates11
Footballguy
She has teeth?
bentley
Footballguy
That wasn't even a particularly good cover of Wagon Wheel, but...uh...somehow it didn't matter.
Katie, who grew up in Northwest Arkansas and graduated from the University of Arkansas, is an elementary school art teacher.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
OMG 2:57-2:59
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I hate the fuzzy boots but could likely overlook this. I'm comfortable with the smiling. 8/10 but don't think she's really threadworthy.
Tell it to the judge!Huh.I'm 28 and thought she could easily be my age.35How old are you, 70?looks like a teenager to meSeriously wtfYea, no 14 year old is built like that.26she is what... 14?
the hair, the attire... the hula hoop.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Soooooo usable. 
Judge Smails
Footballguy
The Judge is all over this thread....Tell it to the judge!Huh.I'm 28 and thought she could easily be my age.35How old are you, 70?looks like a teenager to meSeriously wtfYea, no 14 year old is built like that.26she is what... 14?
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pollardsvision
Footballguy
Finally got around to checking this thing out.
I'll be investigating this further, but so far my favorite is the Winfest/Yoga Pants.
One thing I don't get about the Winfest one. I've never been to this thing, but is there some spectacular event taking place that prevented mobs of drooling on-lookers from gathering around? I don't get it.
I noticed some guys walking by with their lady friends. That's a tough spot I know, but there should still be a crowd around. Heck, she couldn't even get a glance from the 2 fat dudes behind her.
AR dudes don't like to seem creepy? This is low on the creepy scale. Even lower than using sunglasses as an excuse to eyeball every hot chick on a beach.
Katie was at a festival hula-hooping in front of a camera so she could post on YT for half a million views. I think she was encouraging spectators.
I'll be investigating this further, but so far my favorite is the Winfest/Yoga Pants.
One thing I don't get about the Winfest one. I've never been to this thing, but is there some spectacular event taking place that prevented mobs of drooling on-lookers from gathering around? I don't get it.
I noticed some guys walking by with their lady friends. That's a tough spot I know, but there should still be a crowd around. Heck, she couldn't even get a glance from the 2 fat dudes behind her.
AR dudes don't like to seem creepy? This is low on the creepy scale. Even lower than using sunglasses as an excuse to eyeball every hot chick on a beach.
Katie was at a festival hula-hooping in front of a camera so she could post on YT for half a million views. I think she was encouraging spectators.
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at guys being hung up on the boots. Only in the FFA.
Flying V
Footballguy
I can only assume the person working the camera was some giant dude wearing a shirt that said "If you look at my woman I'll kill you!"Finally got around to checking this thing out.
Fennis
Footballguy
I think its proof she doesn't exist. Its all CGI.I can only assume the person working the camera was some giant dude wearing a shirt that said "If you look at my woman I'll kill you!"Finally got around to checking this thing out.
=Smackdown=
Footballguy
Wonder is that Hula hoop has made it's way into the bedroom? That would be kind of cool
pollardsvision
Footballguy
I'm going to dissect this Winfest thing and see if I can understand this. Not that I needed an excuse to watch again.
0:20- Dude walks by with chubby GF. You can tell he wants to stop and watch, but she was onto him early. She's cutting off his view with her stare the whole time. Poor guy.
0:39- Chick and 2 dudes walk by. Apparently the chick wanted to stop and watch. Her BF drug her way kicking and screaming? He's probably an idiot, but I imagine he's trying to avoid a fight. She was probably doing the "no, let's stop and watch... I know you want to"
0:46- She walks back by with the dude's bearded/shirtless friend. She might be scoping out a swing session.
1:00- The 3 fat people sitting at the towel on the left finally start staring. I can't tell the sex of any of them though.
1:05- Tye-dye guy walks by and does the exaggerated look away as a cover. I assume he's doing a lot of gawking off camera.
1:05-1:08: Dude in the back right gets clearly dragged away by his GF. Sorry dude. He was putting in his "ooh, check out that ###" cigarette and everything.
1:23- Orange shirt guys walks by solo. Doesn't stop. No excuse.
1:34- Old dude and (I think) his wife rudely walk in front of camera with cooler and chairs. I assume he was about to set up shop but the wife, oddly, found a better spot. This ain't her first rodeo.
1:50- Kid in a black shirt is about to set up shop, but the girl in the skirt came across the field to cut him off. Well played. She was like an ATL DB reading Manning on that one.
2:20 The same puts up the good fight until then, but eventually is forced to exit the perimeter.
2:35 Orange shirt guy doubles back for a rendezvous with is buddy. I thought he was an idiot earlier, but he gets it.
2:50 Dale from The Walking Dead blasts in, gut hanging out of flower shirt. Not messing around. He's drunk and trying to get laid.
2:54 Katie laughs it off. She's cool like that.
3:00 Orange and yellow shirt guy keep making up conversation then walk away before it gets creepy.
Final verdict is that AR women are just pros at preventing their men from ogling.
0:20- Dude walks by with chubby GF. You can tell he wants to stop and watch, but she was onto him early. She's cutting off his view with her stare the whole time. Poor guy.
0:39- Chick and 2 dudes walk by. Apparently the chick wanted to stop and watch. Her BF drug her way kicking and screaming? He's probably an idiot, but I imagine he's trying to avoid a fight. She was probably doing the "no, let's stop and watch... I know you want to"
0:46- She walks back by with the dude's bearded/shirtless friend. She might be scoping out a swing session.
1:00- The 3 fat people sitting at the towel on the left finally start staring. I can't tell the sex of any of them though.
1:05- Tye-dye guy walks by and does the exaggerated look away as a cover. I assume he's doing a lot of gawking off camera.
1:05-1:08: Dude in the back right gets clearly dragged away by his GF. Sorry dude. He was putting in his "ooh, check out that ###" cigarette and everything.
1:23- Orange shirt guys walks by solo. Doesn't stop. No excuse.
1:34- Old dude and (I think) his wife rudely walk in front of camera with cooler and chairs. I assume he was about to set up shop but the wife, oddly, found a better spot. This ain't her first rodeo.
1:50- Kid in a black shirt is about to set up shop, but the girl in the skirt came across the field to cut him off. Well played. She was like an ATL DB reading Manning on that one.
2:20 The same puts up the good fight until then, but eventually is forced to exit the perimeter.
2:35 Orange shirt guy doubles back for a rendezvous with is buddy. I thought he was an idiot earlier, but he gets it.
2:50 Dale from The Walking Dead blasts in, gut hanging out of flower shirt. Not messing around. He's drunk and trying to get laid.
2:54 Katie laughs it off. She's cool like that.
3:00 Orange and yellow shirt guy keep making up conversation then walk away before it gets creepy.
Final verdict is that AR women are just pros at preventing their men from ogling.
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Bogart
Footballguy
This is good work done right here. Thank you sir for your contribution.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
koby925
Footballguy
Somebody should mow that lawn
Fennis
Footballguy
I'd bet almost anything that lawn is mowed
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Would still smash.I think its proof she doesn't exist. Its all CGI.I can only assume the person working the camera was some giant dude wearing a shirt that said "If you look at my woman I'll kill you!"Finally got around to checking this thing out.
Bob Loblaw
Footballguy
My daughter is really into hula hooping (easy fellas, she's only 7), and I want to show her some of these videos to give her some hula hooping ideas. But I'm afraid my wife will question why I am watching these videos, and give me the Heisman when I try to put the moves on her.
Plus, I don't want my daughter getting any fashion tips from Hula Hoop Girl.
Plus, I don't want my daughter getting any fashion tips from Hula Hoop Girl.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
:runsaway:
3C's
Footballguy
Ray Karpis
Footballguy
So she's in Arkansas?
This could get schticky.
ETA:
She lives 20 miles down the road.
This could get schticky.
ETA:
She lives 20 miles down the road.
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Devilsden2001
Footballguy
Show her this video then!!!
Bob Loblaw
Footballguy
I might have to, just because the chick in the video has some serious skills.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
SmoovySmoov
The Way of the Samurai
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pollardsvision
Footballguy
If you guys ever want to take a break from watching hot chicks hula hoop, you might check out
From what I can tell, she's an aspiring actress using this scrapping schtick to get noticed. You gotta do what you gotta do, right?
Some chicks hula hoop. Some show people how to disassemble junk to find scrap metal. Good for her. She's adorable and the comments are pretty funny.
From what I can tell, she's an aspiring actress using this scrapping schtick to get noticed. You gotta do what you gotta do, right?
Some chicks hula hoop. Some show people how to disassemble junk to find scrap metal. Good for her. She's adorable and the comments are pretty funny.
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EYLive
Footballguy
Nice camera angle.
She wears too many crappy bracelets and talks too much.2/10 Would not bang.
EYLive
Footballguy
