I’ll pay a shark to do my draft Tuesday Night (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

I’ll pay someone $50 to do my draft. Need someone who eats, sleeps, and breaths this ****. Haven’t won my league in 4 years and I just don’t have the time to do research and nail the picks after round 5-6.

Any takers?

 

[massraider]

I’ll pay someone $50 to do my draft. Need someone who eats, sleeps, and breaths this ****. Haven’t won my league in 4 years and I just don’t have the time to do research and nail the picks after round 5-6.

Any takers?

Shoot, no charge.

PM me

 

[Biabreakable]

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

I’ll pay someone $50 to do my draft. Need someone who eats, sleeps, and breaths this ****. Haven’t won my league in 4 years and I just don’t have the time to do research and nail the picks after round 5-6.

Any takers?

Shoot, no charge.

PM me

I hope you like having a team full of Raiders.

 

[Bri]

I would do it

 

[FarFromHome]

Feels dirty. Ha ha. Maybe ChatGPT?

 

[The Frankman]

Damn, wish I saw this earlier.

 

[JohnnyU]

This one isn't available - https://www.capecodtimes.com/story/news/2019/12/01/dead-shark-washes-up-on/2174522007/

 

[zeeshan2]

I got you; I listen to FF podcasts while at work

 

[Dr. Octopus]

For $50 I’ll draft another owner’s team and tank it for you.

 

[Chaka]

Honestly, pay for the FBG subscription and use the Draft Dominator. It is designed by people who literally do this #### for a living.

Great program with a mostly intuitive interface.

 

[Deamon]

Honestly, pay for the FBG subscription and use the Draft Dominator. It is designed by people who literally do this #### for a living.

Great program with a mostly intuitive interface.

Exactly this. Then you have season long stuff that's easy to find waivers, roster rankings, etc.

And with the draft dominator you could theoretically do ZERO research and just click the guys it suggests to take and you'll prob have as good of a team as a random drafting for you, for the same price, with extra season long stuff.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I'll do it but your first 7 picks will all be running backs.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

I'll do it but your first 7 picks will all be running backs.

Old school. I like it.

 

[FarFromHome]

I still think Josh Gordon is gonna hit so I should take myself out of this.

 

[SieteCinco]

I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night. I got this

 

[JohnnyU]

I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night. I got this

Isn't it Holiday Inn Express? So, if you didn't stay at one of those, I would reconsider.

 

[rockaction]

I'll draft so hard you'll win an iced-out calculator watch.

 

[ignatiusjreilly]

Honestly, I would just save your money and autodraft. I truly don't believe you get any worse of a team that way. The only reason I do my own drafts, and spend so much time preparing, is because it's pretty much the only fun part of fantasy. Unless you win a championship, the rest is mostly misery

 

[fantasycurse42]

I found my guy

 

[Gatorman]

I'm a big fan of original schtick. This may be all time regardless if true or not. Why did I never think about this?

 

[Dr. Octopus]

I found my guy

David Dodds? I’ve heard he’s retired.

 

[PIK95]

I would draft for someone for free. This year, I'm on it.

 

[PIK95]

I'll do it but three of your first four picks will all be running backs.

This is the answer in many cases this year. Depending on league size and starting lineup requirements of course.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I'll do it but three of your first four picks will all be running backs.

This is the answer in many cases this year. Depending on league size and starting lineup requirements of course.

Please don't change my posts if you want to quote me.

 

[Chemical X]

throw in 7.95 for a magazine and i’m your man!

 

[PIK95]

I'll do it but three of your first four picks will all be running backs.

This is the answer in many cases this year. Depending on league size and starting lineup requirements of course.

Please don't change my posts if you want to quote me.

I tried to do the line through but it didn't work.

I also thought this was the FFA and not the Serious Business Shark Pool. My bad, I'll show myself out

 

[zeeshan2]

I still think Josh Gordon is gonna hit so I should take myself out of this.

He takes tons of hits

 

[Mister CIA]

Would love to see this play out live.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Who got to take his spot?
We should just all get a round to pick

-I am so lucky to have my son drafting with me on Sunday, saves me hours of time and research.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Would love to see this play out live.

I’d pay to see it.

 

[massraider]

Would love to see this play out live.

Would be a great thread, track the team all year

 

[fantasycurse42]

Bad news, my guy is out. His demands increased and we couldn’t come to an agreement.

Need a new shark. Please state your qualifications and demands.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

I'll do it for $50, an order of chicken wings and six-pack of beer.

My qualifications are: I'm gonna make a new thread and ask one of the guys who offered to do it for free to do it.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I'll do it for $50, an order of chicken wings and six-pack of beer.

My qualifications are: I'm gonna make a new thread and ask one of the guys who offered to do it for free to do it.

Strong offer, currently being considered.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

I can’t imagine outsourcing my favorite part of the year.

 

[-jb-]

Would love to see this play out live.

Would be a great thread, track the team all year

This

 

[The Kerminator]

Bad news, my guy is out. His demands increased and we couldn’t come to an agreement.

Need a new shark. Please state your qualifications and demands.

Negotiations to draft your team for you? Seriously?

You need better friends. Or whoever was going to do it for you. I can't imagine helping someone out in the fantasy football community here or in real life and charging for it. Much less negotiating a price.

 

[rockaction]

Negotiations to draft your team for you? Seriously?

You need better friends. Or whoever was going to do it for you. I can't imagine helping someone out in the fantasy football community here or in real life and charging for it. Much less negotiating a price.

You've been

 

[fantasycurse42]

Bad news, my guy is out. His demands increased and we couldn’t come to an agreement.

Need a new shark. Please state your qualifications and demands.

Negotiations to draft your team for you? Seriously?

You need better friends. Or whoever was going to do it for you. I can't imagine helping someone out in the fantasy football community here or in real life and charging for it. Much less negotiating a price.

I have a limited edition Joe Pepitone Pez Dispenser and he wanted me to include it, I refused to give it up.

 

[popeye]

Any chance this is a punter premium league?

 

[Soulfly3]

I still think Josh Gordon is gonna hit so I should take myself out of this.

this is NOT funny and you should be ashamed of yourself.
he'll absolutely hit.

 

[need2know]

When is the draft

 

[SayWhat?]

When is the draft

On behalf of @fantasycurse42, we regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from consideration. Thank you for your interest, and best of luck in your future endeavors.

- FC42 Management

 

[menobrown]

Bad news, my guy is out. His demands increased and we couldn’t come to an agreement.

Need a new shark. Please state your qualifications and demands.

Negotiations to draft your team for you? Seriously?

You need better friends. Or whoever was going to do it for you. I can't imagine helping someone out in the fantasy football community here or in real life and charging for it. Much less negotiating a price.

Pretty sure this is all a joke but fwiw I have actually done this for a friend for a few years now in his local big stakes league. I just take it a step further and also run the team all season. Waivers and lineups. I don't charge a fee and have and would assist at times for free (which honestly takes up more of my time trying to explain things then just doing it myself). But I'm not going to do all of that for nothing and I don't. The team is owned by two people and I get 1/3rd of all winnings, pay nothing. Everyone is happy because some of these local leagues it's more about bragging rights.

 

[nittanylion]

https://courses.csail.mit.edu/6.803/pdf/hubbard1899.pdf

 

[fantasycurse42]

This was shtick for anyone who didn’t know. I bought the subscription bc I’ve done zero HW and will be drafting strictly off of that.

With that being said, in a PPR league, can someone share a few 12-16th round sleepers to target? I will not include my Joe Pepitone Pez Dispenser, but it will be greatly appreciated!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

can someone share a few 12-16th round sleepers to target? I will not include my Joe Pepitone Pez Dispenser, but it will be greatly appreciated!

Draft Gates.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

With that being said, in a PPR league, can someone share a few 12-16th round sleepers to target?

Sure. DM for my Venmo. I’ll tell you for $50

 

[Cowboysfan8]

This was shtick for anyone who didn’t know. I bought the subscription bc I’ve done zero HW and will be drafting strictly off of that.

With that being said, in a PPR league, can someone share a few 12-16th round sleepers to target? I will not include my Joe Pepitone Pez Dispenser, but it will be greatly appreciated!

Jalen Tolbert