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I accidentally urinated on the wall in the bathroom at work. (1 Viewer)

Reminds me of a story told to me from a friend of my dad's a few years ago.  He did a 2 week trip around Ireland with his sons - hitting up small towns here and there.  Apparently in many an old pub over there, you pee on the wall and it drains down into a "trough" and finally into a drain on the floor.  It took him a bit to realize and embrace it, but after a few days he knew to expect it.  Many places even painted the part to pee on a different color, so maybe green from about 3' off the floor all the way down to the floor.  On the last day on the trip they were coming back through Dublin and he went to the hotel lobby bathroom where they were staying.  The bathroom had a chair rail about 3' off the ground and he saw a drain on the floor....so he pissed all over the wall.

 
ShamrockPride said:
OP explain how you missed the urinal/toilet. You drunk on the job?
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It was weird, it's like the bottom half got stuck and instead of a clean release out of the fly it took this awkward 90 degree angle towards the wall.

I recently changed to a new style of underwear. Could have been the problem.

 
This reminds me of a story from aught 6.....

I was 23 at the time and in my physical prime.  I was swimming in poon most nights.  No, I was literally swimming in a giant pool of #####.  Anyway, one night I was up all night banging this broad I met at the club.  We went from midnight to 7am, non-stop.  I had to rush off to work that morning, so I still had that beautiful smell of ##### on my fingers and **** all day.  It's like a chick magnet, not that I'd expect any of you losers to know that.

On my way into the office, I swung into the first floor bathroom to take a leak.  My crank was still clogged with my super sperm from the sex marathon, causing me to initially miss my mark.  Yup, piss all over the wall.  I'm a baller, so I tossed the bathroom attendant a crisp Benjamin to clean it up and proceeded to my office.

The best part?  I banged the secretary at lunch.

/FC42

 
It was weird, it's like the bottom half got stuck and instead of a clean release out of the fly it took this awkward 90 degree angle towards the wall.
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Why didn't you "unstick" it before proceeding to urinate?

 
Never understood the appeal of pulling your junk through your fly to take a piss. I get that that's what it's for, but it seems like the potential issues far outweigh any benefits. 

I just unbutton and go over the top. No muss, no fuss

 
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TLEF316 said:
Never understood the appeal of pulling your junk through your fly to take a pisses. I get that that's what it's for, but it seems like the potential issues far outweigh any benefits. 

I love just unbutton and go over the top. No muss, no fuss
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Even better, I pull my pants and underwear all the way down to my ankles.

 
Buckychudd said:
Even better, I pull my pants and underwear all the way down to my ankles.
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I once walked in the bathroom at work to a large hairy man standing at the urinal with pants and underwear around ankles touching the floor. He was leaning forward with his left arm on the wall propping himself up and I presume using his right hand to hold his junk. I did a quick u-turn and went to another floor.  So gross 

 
I work in a nice office building with supposed professionals and a full-time cleaning service and our men's room looks like a g.d. truckstop.  It's ####### disgusting.  

 
Ignoramus said:
I work in a nice office building with supposed professionals and a full-time cleaning service and our men's room looks like a g.d. truckstop.  It's ####### disgusting.  
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Same.  New building, already getting nasty.  I have some slob-like tendencies, but it sickens me that I'm not at the far end of that scale.  They make me feel civilized.

 
Ned said:
This reminds me of a story from aught 6.....

I was 23 at the time and in my physical prime.  I was swimming in poon most nights.  No, I was literally swimming in a giant pool of #####.  Anyway, one night I was up all night banging this broad I met at the club.  We went from midnight to 7am, non-stop.  I had to rush off to work that morning, so I still had that beautiful smell of ##### on my fingers and **** all day.  It's like a chick magnet, not that I'd expect any of you losers to know that.

On my way into the office, I swung into the first floor bathroom to take a leak.  My crank was still clogged with my super sperm from the sex marathon, causing me to initially miss my mark.  Yup, piss all over the wall.  I'm a baller, so I tossed the bathroom attendant a crisp Benjamin to clean it up and proceeded to my office.

The best part?  I banged the secretary at lunch.

/FC42
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:lmao:

 
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