I can throw a Ritz cracker 150 yds. (1 Viewer)

[xulf]

I can run 150 yards and then eat a Ritz cracker.

Uhhhh.  I double dog dare you to do this.

 

[xulf]

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[Thorn]

bump for @shuke

EVERYTHING'S COMING UP MILLHOUSE!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

EVERYTHING'S COMING UP MILLHOUSE!

Not to mention Alf is back. In pog form!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Uhhhh.  I double dog dare you to do this.

I might have to eat the ritz first.

 

[mr. furley]

pretty sure shuke is trying to preserve all of our conversations

 

[shuke]

Thanks @Aaron Rudnicki.

Bought a box of Ritz a month ago.  Two of the sleeves were already opened.  Wasn't sure if I should eat them so got some good flinging practice in.

Filed a complaint with Mondelēz International.  I was told on 12/31 I'd be receiving a coupon for a free box of Ritz "within 7-10 business days".  Haven't received it.  What's my play here?

 

[The General]

Never been a Ritz fan. It’s a poor man’s Triscuit IMO.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Thanks @Aaron Rudnicki.

Bought a box of Ritz a month ago.  Two of the sleeves were already opened.  Wasn't sure if I should eat them so got some good flinging practice in.

Filed a complaint with Mondelēz International.  I was told on 12/31 I'd be receiving a coupon for a free box of Ritz "within 7-10 business days".  Haven't received it.  What's my play here?

call Action 2 news for you.  

march on Deerfield, IL headquarters

kidnap the ritz cracker mascot

make a point of buying townhouse crackers only in the future and let ritz know about it in stern twitter messages from a fake account

 

[Galileo]

call Action 2 news for you.  

march on Deerfield, IL headquarters

kidnap the ritz cracker mascot

make a point of buying townhouse crackers only in the future and let ritz know about it in stern twitter messages from a fake account

But the shape of these limits their throwing distance to only about 110 yds...

 

[sports_fan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91hHMXcdOdQ

 

[shuke]

Thanks @Aaron Rudnicki.

Bought a box of Ritz a month ago.  Two of the sleeves were already opened.  Wasn't sure if I should eat them so got some good flinging practice in.

Filed a complaint with Mondelēz International.  I was told on 12/31 I'd be receiving a coupon for a free box of Ritz "within 7-10 business days".  Haven't received it.  What's my play here?

Don't think I ever received this.

 

[shuke]

I just realized this thread is missing documentation of the world record.  Not sure how that happened.

Link

(NSFW language)

 

[General Malaise]

I just realized this thread is missing documentation of the world record.  Not sure how that happened.

Link

(NSFW language)

Who filmed that, Ronnie Millsap?

 

[shuke]

Who filmed that, Ronnie Millsap?

It's hard to film all the action and yourself with the front facing camera on your phone when you need the flash. 

Try it tonight.  I'll await your submission.

 

[General Malaise]

It's hard to film all the action and yourself with the front facing camera on your phone when you need the flash. 

Try it tonight.  I'll await your submission.

I'm still waiting for my free box of Ritz Crackers from  Mondelēz International.

 

[Osaurus]

I just realized this thread is missing documentation of the world record.  Not sure how that happened.

Link

(NSFW language)

It’s still going

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Don't know what's been happening around here lately, but back in the day there was some epic crap going on.

 

[The Gator]

I just realized this thread is missing documentation of the world record.  Not sure how that happened.

Link

(NSFW language)